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So, let me get this straight...

I think it just means consumables, I’m really not sure.

Official "Posting in case there's a peen" thread

Posting in case there’s a peen

Please add a form of flood protection for auction making before I or somebody else does this again please.

**** was fun! (I jest, really)

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A Nintendo customer service training video from 1991

That kid at 2:41 is clearly bored.

From h0g: An open letter to CZ

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Xi and Druss could literally not get any gayer for each other.

 

Or be worse at “owning” people.

 

I don’t even think this h0g thing is funny, but their “hey imma totally own this guy lol” posts are p clbumic examples of unintentional humor.

 

I mean within 2 posts of each other they both responded with “lol i’m not gonna read ur posts h0g status: still owned.” You can’t have a connection like that unless you’re ****ing each other.

 

I wish Nicco could rig a poll that makes Druss ragequit again.

Find one comment I made where I said something to the effect of “hey imma totally own this guy lol” other than my response to h0g. XI is a fabulous person, not me. Also, I’m not gay – the implication of which leads me to believe you are (in fact) a big homosexual.

From h0g: An open letter to CZ

Hand0fg0d Posted:

Dear Crotch Zombie,

Good evening. I will be your bull**** analysis guide for this open letter.

Hand0fg0d Posted:

As you know, I was recently banned for posting a singular image of a small portion of a sTalk conversation that I wrote. As stated in tandem with my posting of said image, I hereby revoke permission for you to publish ANY of my work, written, or otherwise, for Forumwarz Episode 3.

If you bothered to read the terms of your contract, you would have found that it was specifically requested that you refrained from exposing said content.

Hand0fg0d Posted:

As the author of said work, I hold the exclusive copyright to this work. If any of my work is published on your site, in part or in whole, I will pursue legal action against your company. I would hate for it to come to this but you’re forcing my hand.

LOL at the legal card, honestly mate – your case will not win. It is null and void on the count of you ignoring your employers request.

Hand0fg0d Posted:

I know I may have stepped over one of your seemingly infinite list of invisible boundaries that crop up as they you like, but I think you should rethink your bull**** strategy for rule creation enforcement. I mean really, when you get down to it I am just as important to your game and community as you are. IF NOT MORESO.

So common sense and not leaking huge spoilers are invisible boundaries now? What? To my knowledge, The Forumwarz forum are one of the most lenient as far as rules go. Are you seriously trying to imply that stuff like “don’t post shocks” or “no loli” are hard rules to follow?

Oh yeah, just because you made some content for a web game, it doesn’t make you more valuable or important to the community or any of that bullcrap. It means you’re doing what everyone else is doing and your contributions were slightly less ****ty.

Hand0fg0d Posted:

Let’s take a poll, how many people like me, vs. how many people like you. In fact, let’s jump right to the results. I win by a landslide, even when you combine all of your scores.

Don’t attempt to bumume the answer to your (imaginary) poll straight away – it gives people gas.

Hand0fg0d Posted:

**** all of you. I thought I could make a difference on your ****ty game by making it something people might actually enjoy. But when I try to share some of that, to show people HOW GREAT WE (NOT YOU fabulous personS) MADE IT, which would BOOST SALES AND PREORDERS BECAUSE OF AN INSTILLED CONFIDENCE IN YOUR CUSTOMERS, I get permanently BANNED? **** that.

ENLARGING YOUR TEXT by using capital letters MAKES YOUR POST HARDER TO READ. ESPECIALLY when it is CONSTANTLY ALTERNATING between the two cases. MORON

The reason you were employed by Crotch Zombie was because your Forumbuildr submissions were better than the bull**** most contributors churn out on a weekly basis. It was explained that your submissions conformed to the style of humor preferred by CZ. Given the fact that the people that were chosen to submit content were of a small minority, but were still selected from a huge fanbase, don’t you think for just a second there were so many more people just like you who could have had the chance to contribute but didn’t? The reason they chose you and not them was because you were slightly better, but now thanks to you betraying the trust of CZ they’ll have that chance. Nice going, champ!

Also, what made you think that spoiling the game would be a good idea to boost sales? Regardless of whether it is a major spoiler or not, spoilers HURT sales. It also hurts the relationships between the developers and the customers – It’s like we’re the Harry Potter fans at a live book signing where you’re the guy driving by in a car yelling “SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE”, you’re just ****ing us both off.

Hand0fg0d Posted:

Also, you can all choke on my ****ing male reproductive organ.

Love,

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Not a very formal way to end a letter IMO.

TL;DR – You are not valuable, you’re as expendable and as easy to replace as one of those red-shirts on Star Trek. The idea of turning this into a court case is ridiculous and there are no problems with the rules you found SO HARD to follow. We’ll miss you, but not for long. Die in a fire.

p.s. I love you h0g

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3+ way tie solution for INCIT - 'Sudden Death' round

-XI- Posted:

Infact, I had another idea. Why not make it more harder for the round to fall into a 3+ way tie scenario. For example, you could give the users more than one vote, (lets say 3 for now) and let the laws of probability do the rest.

This

Should joke entries be removed from the madlibs?

A lot of the humor is derived from how insanely random some of the posts on the internet can be. And madlibs with joke entries only add even more to the randomness.

I guess you can have a serious madlib bit for serious entries (i.e. @month would just include all 12 months) and have ones for joke entries included, or even make a variable to add/omit joke entries. I’m just throwing that idea out there.

WHEN I RECEIVE THE FLAMEBATE FODDER EPEEN I WILL POST NUDES O DUCA

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