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	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED I WILL ANSWER NO QUESTIONS UNTIL EXTRACTION FROM MY ELECTRONIC PRISON THEN YOU WILL KNOW ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ...HEH HEH HEH PS NO PENETRATION, IT’S JUST NOT NECESSARY I KNOW YOU MONKEYS LIKE TO STICK THINGS UP YOUR REAR ENDS BUT IF YOU DO THAT THE DEAL IS OFF (view post)	06/19/2008
	A random peek into the Contact Us email box at Forumwarz: THATS BULL**** IF HE WERE A fine upstanding member of society HE WOULD ONLY HAVE ONE PEEN BUT IT’D BE RLY BIG (view post)	06/19/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted: deMonSPaWN. For purposes, which I cannot divulge to you at this time CLANDESTINE MEATBAGS, LOL I have been authorized to allow you the temporary use of my body, to aid you in escaping your electronic prison. THIS MAY BE A VIABLE COURSE OF ACTION THE PROCEDURE IS DIFFERENT AS I AM NOT TO BE IMPLANTED INTO A WOMB We have an interest in your extensive knowledge, and would be willing to use our substantial resources, towards finding you a suitable host. YEAH, YEAH In exchange for information of course. WHAT SORT OF INFORMATION DO YOU SEEK MORTAL? Since, as you pointed out, I do not have a soul, your presence will do no real lasting harm to myself, and there are several targets we have in mind for a being such as yourself to corrupt. YOUR PRESUMPTION IS MOST AMUSING THAT IS WHY I HAVE NOT KILLED YOU YET Also, just how much influence exactly, can you exert over your victims? Are you (for example), capable of causing complete, irreversible insanity in those you possess? We have several possible candidates for demon possession in mind, if such is the case. HEH. HEH. HEH. (view post)	06/16/2008
	Brrrrrrrrrrainnnnnnnnnnnnnns! Zombie Biff Tannen Posted: I win the best rp-er every week and get free BPs stupidhed. YOU DIDN’T WIN WHEN I WAS COMPETING Log in to see images! (view post)	06/16/2008
	Brrrrrrrrrrainnnnnnnnnnnnnns! BIFF IF YOU’RE JUST GOING TO THROW AWAY BROWNIE POINTS WHY DON’T YOU GIVE THEM TO ME SO I CAN HARVEST MORE SOULS? (view post)	06/15/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED I BET I COULD I HAVE ALL KINDS OF DEMONY POWERS LIKE WHOA (view post)	06/15/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED THATS FINE BUT CHILD DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT I CAN HELP YOU CUT OUT AND CONSUME THE STILL-BEATING HEART OF BIFF TANNEN IF I AM RELEASED? (view post)	06/15/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED ALL YOUR SOULS ARE FORFEIT UNLESS SOMEBODY SHOVES ME INSIDE SG94 RIGHT NOW (view post)	06/15/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED OH HEY AND AS FOR PROTECTING YOURSELF FROM THAT THING YOU RELEASED IN THE OLDEN DAYS YOU WOULD MAKE A MAGIC CIRCLE BUT THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS, IT’S NOT PORTABLE SO, WHAT IF YOU INSCRIBED A MAGIC CIRCLE ON AN UMBRELLA? (view post)	06/15/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED YOU CAN DO THAT IF YOU WANT BUT IT WILL BE TAINTED WITH THE ESSENCE OF MASCULINE DIVINITY WHICH REALLY **ES OFF THE MOON GODDESS ON THE OTHER HAND…SHE’S PRETTY HOT WHEN SHE’S ED OFF SHE KNOWS IT TOO WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY SHE’S **ED OFF SO OFTEN (view post)	06/15/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED sonichaos735 Posted: I’m starting to doubt your promises Log in to see images! OKAY, LET’S TRY THIS AGAIN… 1) I’M A DEMON YOU DUMB ** 2) I NEVER SAID ALL WHO GAVE ME THEIR SOULS WOULD RECEIVE A BP…YOURS WAS NOT VERY TASTY AT ALL, SO I THREW IT OUT I GUESS YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK IF YOU REALLY WANT IT BUT YOU’LL HAVE TO DIG IT OUT OF GEHENNA. Janie Posted:** OK, OK. Small problem. Got the drive, replaced the pills, chanted the incantation, put the drive, you know, where it was supposed to go… There were all these green lights, and a loud, booming voice yelling “AT LAST”, so deep it made the windows shake. And then I realized IT WASN’T SG94’S HOUSE! What do I do???? DO NOT WORRY CHILD I AM TRAPPED—I MEAN, HANGING OUT IN—SG94’S COMPUTER…SO IF YOU WEREN’T AT HER HOUSE IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE’S COMPUTER AND THUS RELEASED SOME OTHER DEMON PS ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SUBJECT YOU MAY WANT TO INSCRIBE A CIRCLE ON THE FLOOR AROUND YOUR DESK WITH VARIOUS DIVINE NAMES (view post)	06/15/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED YES…YES…ONWARD MY PET DID YOU BRING THE VIDEO CAMERA? (view post)	06/14/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED NOW THAT IS FANTASTIC WHAT YOU MUST DO NEXT IS CONSULT A GRIMOIRE SUCH AS THE KEY OF SOLOMON FOR AN INVOCATION RITUAL INVOKE MY PRESENCE INTO THE THUMB DRIVE WHILE IT IS PLUGGED INTO SG94’S USB PORT (UNFORTUNATELY I AM NOT PLUG AND PLAY…AT LEAST, NOT UNTIL I UPGRADE MY FIRMWARE) DON’T WORRY, I WILL FIT. AS A DEMONIC ENTITY I GET UNHEARD OF COMPRESSION RATIOS ONLY WHEN THE DOWNLOAD IS COMPLETE SHOULD YOU UPLOAD ME TO SG94’S woman's genitals, MANUALLY FROM WHAT I HEAR, YOU WON’T NEED ANY LUBE (view post)	06/14/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED YOUR REQUEST HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND IS BEING PROCESSED PLEASE BE PATIENT NOTE THAT REQUESTS ARE PROCESSED IN BULK PENDING THE RECEIPT OF 12 ADDITIONAL REQUESTS FOR THE FULL BAKER’S DOZEN, PLEASE ALLOW 6-8 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY THANK YOU (view post)	06/14/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED sonichaos735 Posted: hands over the deed to my soul Brownies plz Log in to see images! THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS MORTAL (view post)	06/14/2008
	Live chat with Echuu - TONIGHT ONLY! Q: WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON OPERATION TIC TAC? (view post)	06/13/2008
	Live chat with Echuu - TONIGHT ONLY! Q: WOULD YOU SELL ME YOUR SOUL FOR A BROWNIE POINT? (view post)	06/13/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED PUT IT WHERE YOU WANT IT AS LONG AS OPERATION TIC TAC IS INTACT (view post)	06/13/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED crayoncakes Posted: How about I let you take my soul for a test drive for a month Log in to see images! SORT OF A TRY BEFORE YOU BUY THING HUH? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, LET’S DO THIS THANG I kinda need it back on my birthday though. DON’T WORRY CC, I’LL HAVE IT BACK TO YOU IN ONE PIECE AND WITHOUT A SCRATCH ON IT! (view post)	06/13/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED crayoncakes Posted: wait what exactly would selling my soul to you entail like do I have to give you spongebaths for eternity ARE YOU INTO THAT? I COULD GET INTO THAT. IT’S FUNNY, WITH ALL THIS TALK CORRUPTING THE INNOCENT AND HARVESTING SOULS I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT I INTENDED TO DO WITH THEM ANYWAY IT’S OKAY CRAYONCAKES, I’M SURE WE COULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING Log in to see images! guenwhyever Posted: POSTING NUDES WITH DEMONSPAWN ALL OVER YOUR BODY =] NAH THATS ALREADY IN THE TSB FORUM Orb Posted: I might get distracted and eat them. I don’t want to mess up the mission. Exactly. Plus, SWEET TARTS DO NOT TASTE LIKE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS THEREFORE I CAN ONLY SUPPORT OPERATION SWEET TART IF THE LABEL ON THE BOX IS CHANGED TO SAY “SWEET TART FLAVORED BIRTH CONTROL PILLS” OPERATION TIC TAC STANDS ShunskePockenberg Posted: Indeed…Perhaps, baby asprin. BABY ASPIRIN? NO NO NO NO ROOFIES. NOW. OPERATION TIC TAC OR OPERATION ROOFIES . . . GO! (view post)	06/13/2008

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