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	EP2 did not deliver. HEY GUYS LONG TIME NO SEE SORRY I DIDN’T WRITE, MY TUBES WERE TIED NOW ABOUT THIS THREAD UH, I TRIED EAT ASH KETCHUM’S SOUL BUT THEN I REALIZED HE WAS WAY TOO very special TO HAVE ONE I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE SO FYI. very special PEOPLE DON’T HAVE SOULS AND I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, YOU’RE GONNA SAY HEY DEMONSPAWN AREN’T YOU very special? BUT IT’S LIKE THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT ONE MOVIE WITH THE GOLF CLUB BLESSED BY THE OTHER GUY WHO HAPPENED TO BE GEORGE CARLIN… I’M A ****ING DEMON SO ANYWAY YEAH, WORK IS GOING WELL. I’M GONNA GET A PROMOTION SOON, THEY’RE GONNA GIVE ME MORE POWERS AND STUFF. I WANTED TO POST SOMETHING EVIL FOR YOU GUYS BUT I COULDN’T DECIDE BETWEEN BAPHOMET OR QUEEN LATIFAH’S NUDE PIX. SO HOW’VE YOU BEEN? xOxOx deMonSPaWN (view post)	10/16/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED TheColderShoulder Posted: this transformation is taking longer than an episode of dbz YEAH BUT THE WRITING IS WAY BETTER ALMOST THERE…ALMOST THERE… KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE….......... (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED This whole possession thing? Really strange. It reminds me of the time I gave a piggyback ride to a mandrill. Baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea. (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED MAN I DON’T KNOW WHY THE BOSS GAVE ME THIS bumIGNMENT, IT’S COMPLETELY INSANE DAMN I COULD USE A BANANA RIGHT ABOUT NOW (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted: This reminds me of Beetlejuice. THAT’S BECAUSE THEY BASED IT LOOSELY ON REAL OCCULT KNOWLEDGE YOU SIMPERING SIMIAN Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted: deMonSPaWN I INVITE YOU WITHIN MY MORTAL SHELL. deMonSPaWN I INVITE YOU WITHIN MY MORTAL SHELL. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD YES, I CAN FEEL IT… . . . ...AND I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE I REALLY REALLY NEED A SHOWER (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted: Also Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is the song I had to hum to get Jefferson Airplane out of my head from an incident earlier today. Would you have preferred White Rabbit? YES…OR BETTER YET, SOME BLACK METAL. OR BETTER STILL, THE SMURFS THEME SONG. (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED NOW YOU’RE GETTING IT I KNEW YOU COULDN’T BE AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK TWICE MORE AND I MAY BE ABLE TO FREE MYSELF FROM THIS ELECTRONIC PRISON (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED WITH FOREPLAY LIKE THAT NO WONDER YOU’RE SINGLE IT’S NOT MY NAME THAT’S THE IMPORTANT PART FOOL…IT’S THE INVITATION (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted: YOu’re just ***ing with me for the laughs aren’t you? NOT JUST* FOR THE LAUGHS AND WOULD IT HURT YOU TO USE A MORE TERRIFYING AND AWE-INSPIRING MELODY THAN TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR? (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED FOR ONE SUCH AS YOU WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING? YES, IT IS NECESSARY THOUGH ULTIMATELY ALL YOU MUST DO IS INVITE ME INTO YOUR BODY A PROMISE SPOKEN THRICE IS BINDING IF YOU THINK THIS IS BAD YOU SHOULD TRY AN EXORCISM…BWAHAHAHAHAHA (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED THE PROPER WAY TO INTONE A NAME IS NOT SIMPLY TO SAY IT, BUT TO CHANT IT A NAME MAY BE SUNG OR RECITED IN MONOTONE SO LONG AS EVERY SYLLABLE IS GIVEN THE PROPER WEIGHT OPEN YOUR MIND AND SOUL TO THE MEANING BETWEEN THE SYLLABLES FEEL MY DREAD PRESENCE AS A WEIGHT UPON YOU AND WELCOME ME INTO YOUR BEING (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED WELL THE TEXT TO SPEECH PROGRAM WILL TAKE CARE OF MOST OF IT WE NEED A FEW ACCESSORIES, THOUGH SG94 KEEPS A PENTACLE IN HER JEWELRY BOX…WEAR IT UPSIDE DOWN TO SERVE MY DARK PURPOSES IN PITCH DARKNESS MUST YOU LIGHT A BLACK CANDLE…GOOD THING SG94 IS INTO THAT AROMATHERAPY CRAP. TAKE THE LICORICE SCENTED CANDLE OFF HER NIGHTSTAND. TURN OUT ALL THE LIGHTS AND LIGHT IT. NEXT YOU MUST INTONE MY NAME THRICE AND SPEAK THE WORDS BO, BO, POTEAKH ET DELET HANEFESH (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM DOING AND IT MAY YET KILL YOU (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED YOU HAVE ONLY TRANSFERRED THE APPLICATION DATA REQUIRED TO SUSTAIN MY EXISTENCE NOW THE WAY MUST BE PAVED AND ONLY THE TERRIBLE POWER OF THE ELDER GODS WILL SUFFICE THIS TEXT-TO-SPEECH PROGRAM COMBINED WITH AN ONLINE ESPERANTO TRANSLATOR AND SACRED-TEXTS.COM’S COPY OF THE NECRONOMICON WILL DO THE TRICK IA! IA! YOG SOTHOTH IS THE GATE (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED YES…BUT NOT FOR MUCH LONGER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHOHOHOHOHEEHEEHEEHEEHUHUHUHUHUHWHOO (view post)	06/27/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Miss Trent Posted: Iu bezon-as tradukiston? Kial vi helpanta ĉi tiu besto? I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR SPEAKING WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ESPERANTO THAT I WILL LET YOU READ FROM THE NECRONOMICON (view post)	06/27/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Chito Posted: WIlliam Shatner speaks Esperanto SO WILLIAM SHATNER—HAS BEEN—SPEAKS ESPERANTO HE’S A NOBODY SO HE DOESN’T COUNT (view post)	06/27/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED JUST BECAUSE DEMONS ARE EVIL AND MALICIOUS AND STUFF LIKE THAT DOESNT MEAN THEYRE FILTHY Log in to see images! I AM NOT COMING OUT OF THAT MONKEY’S bum, OKAY? Log in to see images! ANYWAY YEAH TURNS OUT THE RITUAL IS A BIT MORE COMPLICATED…IT TURNS OUT YOU HAVE TO CHANT THE ENTIRETY OF THE NECRONOMICON BACKWARDS…IN ESPERANTO. NOBODY SPEAKS **ING ESPERANTO. SO WE HAD TO CALL IN A SPECIALIST. AND BY CALL IN I MEAN SUMMON FROM THE OTHER SIDE. BECAUSE AGAIN, NOBODY SPEAKS **ING ESPERANTO. (view post)	06/26/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED emotion_bleeds Posted: Zee offair stands, Mr. bond..would hate to zee you leave france, short of a hand of bananas, no..? SO YOU’RE FRENCH HUH? NO WONDER YOU SUCK SO BAD. Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted: You really know how to take all the fun out of it don’t you? Very well, orders are orders, and I have mine. Relay your precise location and we will send a van along with myself, where you may take TEMPORARY, I repeat TEMPORARY residence in my personage. If this hurts, I am going to kill my superior. COORDINATES SENT DON’T WORRY MONKEY MAN I HAVE NO DESIRE TO PERMANENTLY RIDE YOUR FLEABITTEN HIDE (view post)	06/19/2008
	A random peek into the Contact Us email box at Forumwarz: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THESE REVELATIONS AS A BLACK MANCHILD GIGERTH? (view post)	06/19/2008

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