cognitivedissonance's Flamebate Posts

i pwersonally think that it would be a very warm and generous notion for cz to give all accts 1bp in this, the season of giving and goodwill towards mankind

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

tut tut, dont troll my awesomely relevant gd thred pls

That wasn’t a troll! I have no need to beg for Brownie Points.

Anyone miss the turkey at Thanksgiving?

That $3 million turkey better be from Neiman ****ing Marcus.

Character idea: The Artist

If we’re going in this direction how about some Prestige Clbumes:

– Creepy Guy

(The anti-Camwhore, Creepy Guy’s attacks involve asking for pics, trading files, ranting about porn preferences and calling the Partyvan)

– Randroid

(The anti-Emo Kid. Randroid is staunchly right wing and refuses to accept anything except Laissez-Faire Capitalism as a subject worth talking about. Rejects emotion in all cases.)

– Furvert

(The anti-Troll. Has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever and attacks with Yiffs and fanfics. The gimmick behind this one is we’re never really sure whether they’re trolling or not).

– Ronin Moderator

(The anti-Hacker. The idea with this one is to arbitrarily decide what is and what is not “good posting” and seek to destroy all that does not conform.)

– Grandma

(The anti-Permanoob. Another challenge clbum but this one actually has everything reversed: she’s more defense than offense. Grandma has seen it all and just because she doesn’t know much about the internet doesn’t mean she’s phased by Goatse.)

You would join the Prestige Clbumes upon reaching Lvl 35 of your previous clbum, dropping yourself down to Lvl 1 of the new Prestige Clbum, essentially denying your affiliation with your previous clbum.

An eleganter solution to the peen length problem

Negative E-Peen, resulting in E-Weepy woman's genitals, since positive reinforcement doesn’t actually work. You can only get the E-Weepy woman's genitals badges through Flamebate participation. Two players of equally length and depth can unite and create a new, one time only E-Peen, to be given to another player of their choice. This can only be done once per month and you can only get the badge, called Extra Chromosome, once in your Forumwarz career. This entitles you to one free forum prank of a minor nature. The Flamebate forums grow to a cacophony of insanity and participation.

I’m rather partial to the idea of a badge other player could “give” you.

I admit to lurking at Fitness fabulous personry.

Sometimes I put baby oil on my pale caucasian body and fantasize that I’m a winner.

Contest: Post for a chance to win 45 BP

I like Harry Potter.

Patch's Camwhore Thread

16 is only 4 if he was born on Leap Day.

unban angry hobo

If the Three Stooges have taught me anything, angry hobos should never be banned, especially at parties where people in monocles are eating lots of creme pies.

YAY THEY FIXED IT!

I get involved in arbitrary mechanics kerfuffles on the Internet. Log in to see images! (view post)

OMGF e-Peen0r shrinkage

Oh no, not my imaginary male reproductive organ in Storytime Village! Log in to see images! (view post)