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Hey Emofabulous persons you like poetry?

MuddyBallzFlap Posted:

i rote potery!!!!

1nce wuz a boi named jack

who had a hart attack

he culdnt make his dik hard

cuz his hart wuz full of lard

so he took a ****

and ated it.

they wouldve given you a goddamn nobel peace prize if you hadnt plagerized that

DANTE KINKADE

MuddyBallzFlap Posted:

meh ive seen biger.

who gave you my picture?

I love male reproductive organs.

looks like someone already did.

Add me as a friend if you want my nudes :)

ITS A MAN, BABY

I watn 2 thx all of u!!!!

MAN THE HARPOONS, WHALE ON THE PORT SIDE!

I love male reproductive organs.

BRER_BANDIT Posted:

OMFGSUCHADOUCHEBAGfabulous personGTFO

DP

Why do you go on living?

Goth_Jesus Posted:

Life sucks. I’m failing school. I have no girlfriend. I have no friends.

kill yourself and eat your corpse

DANTE KINKADE

i came in this thread not expecting a male reproductive organ. imagine my surprise!

Why hello, hello, my fellow playthings...

I was having trouble reading the OP’s post, so as a gesture of good will to all forum-goers, I’ve summarized it below:

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Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute

Just sit right there

I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Startin making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suite case and send me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First clbum, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glbum.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there’re prissy, wine all that

Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?

I don’t think sow

I’ll see when I get there

I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain’t trying to get arrested

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab is rare

But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

hey BALLON EAT MY ****!

HAI TOTEMO PWN-DESU!!!! ^_________________________________^