The Suspender's Flamebate Posts

I just want to say that the style for Wahoo Answers is my favorite.

Or…

Maybe Wahoo is an inuniverse ThreadConstructr forum parodying Geronimo.

Spoiler - Open at your own discretion

Snape kills dumbledore, Rosebud was his sled, Darth Vader is luke’s father, and SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE!!!

OFFICIAL HACKER SONG:

To the tune of YMCA:

Hacker, there’s no need to get around it.

I said, hacker, quit thinking about it.

I said, hacker, ‘cause you’re in a new town

There’s no need to break the law.

Hacker, there’s a law on the books.

I said, hacker, there’s a law made by crooks.

You can try to follow it, and I’m sure you will find

It’s hard to have a good time.

It’s hard to follow the D-M-C-A.

It’s hard to follow the D-M-C-A.

They put every limit that can harm or annoy,

You’ll get arrested and get raped by all the boys …

So I say **** the D-M-C-A.

You can’t have fun with the D-M-C-A.

You can follow their limits, if you’re their cog and wheel,

But you can’t do anything you feel …

Hacker, are you listening to me?

I said, hacker, what do you want to be?

I said, hacker, you can make real your dreams.

But you’ve got to know this one thing!

No man does stands this by himself.

I said, hacker, put your pride on the shelf,

And just go there, to the D.M.C.A.

Flip it off and yell “Yippie-kie-yay”!.

It’s fun to break the D-M-C-A.

It’s fun to break the D-M-C-A.

They have every limit that could harm or annoy,

You can hang out with all the boys …

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,

You can do whatever you feel …

Young man, I was once in your shoes.

I said, I was down and out with the blues.

I felt no man cared if I were alive.

I felt the whole world was so jive …

That’s when someone came up to me,

And said, young man, take a walk up the street.

It’s a place there called the Y.M.C.A.

They can start you back on your way.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,

You’ll get arrested and raped by all the boys …

Can someone help me finish this song? I mostly finished but have to do something now.

so i'm going to try and beat the game without using any upgrade points... (spoilers)

Remember:Hacker can bite you in the bum if you don’t want to use UP because you’ll probably need upkeep, something you can’t get from items if I’m not mistaken.

Item suggestion: quantum computer

I like my computers better.

I mean maybe Plum could be lowend, your’s could me middleend, and mine would be highend for the most 1337 FW players.

I just want to say that the style for Wahoo Answers is my favorite.

It should be renamed Geronimo Answers or deleted because it doesn’t fit in with the ForumWarz Cannon.

Item suggestion: quantum computer

I thought twenty mil would be a better price.

I DEMAND AN E-PEEN FOR THIS INCREDIBLE FEAT I HAVE DONE.

Call the Epeen Vogon Poet.

CLOSED - Help my lazy bum do this Forumwarz Tribute movie

EK:”Press RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT.” A reference to death in old Text adventures.

Troll:”RaepCat”. Both a ForumWarz reference and a Lolcat reference.

CoOp

I like the idea of Activist as Trapper (He lays berserk bumons that activate for mbumive damage when triggered by the enemy’s posts) and the MySpaceMan as Petmaster (he convinces his friends to attack)