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	The Patriot Act It is, essentially, systematic attempts to curb civil liberties in futile search of safety enabled by naming the act PATRIOT and thus its opponents UNPATRIOTIC! Now they are considering stripping citizenship from terrorism suspects following the fine enlightened tradition of innocent until proven guilty and consistency in lawmaking which means that in the future murder suspects will also find their citizenship revoked. And that is logical, considering that barring weapons of mbum destruction there are few ways terrorists could cause a higher death toll than violent crime. (view post)	05/09/2010
	Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Hastur (view post)	05/09/2010
	Is this thing on? For your information, Goatse is a picture of a man greatly increasing his anal cirgreat timesference through manual methods so that the inside of his rectum is visible. The appropriate reaction depends on several factors, including whether one is an internet troll or not, but usually falls into either of these two categories: indifference or mild amusement; and complete disgust and shock. Sexual arousal is less common but possible. (view post)	05/09/2010
	Captain Amazing Q & A session! If you truly are a superhero why is the world in the condition it currently is? I myself can imagine numerous ways the situation could be improved if I had the powers you claim to possess. Therefore, I will consider you an impostor and a fraud until you can provide the scientifically sound method of gaining powers equal to, or greater than, what you claim to possess. (view post)	05/09/2010
	Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Hastur (view post)	05/09/2010
	ITT I translate squeaks. ‘noh joJ (bu!dh+ umop ap!sbn) SVÕN a+e1suej+ uec I (view post)	05/09/2010
	ATTN ALL UNEMPLOYED ON THIS BOARD:LOOKING FOR WORK? Although such offers have a tendency to be suspicious I have deemed appropriate to respond inquisitively as there is little conceivable way negative consequences could result. (view post)	05/09/2010
	okay i just had an idea Big Brother Posted: If you make a stick that’s a light year long and push one end of it does the other end move instantly or does it take some time? It takes some time considering that atomic structures are not rigid like my penile organ but rather elastic and thus for each layer of atoms in the stick you experience some delay which, although negligible in normal cirgreat timesstances, grows mbumively at such immense distances. This is, of course, if such a stick could be built in the first place without it sucgreat timesbing to its own gravity, a bit reminiscent of your mother, and falling and forming a black hole in the centre part of the stick. (view post)	05/09/2010
	Mission Begins in Sixty Seconds... Log in to see images! (view post)	05/09/2010
	The Banning Game The poster above this post is banned for using language which, despite being decipherable with effort, is detrimental to genuine discussion and usually connected to uber-lameness. (view post)	05/09/2010
	Contest for 15 bp: Beat QWOP man-man posted his vid 15 min earlier than mine but in mine you can see I completed it earlier, of which I had already told at 3.30 yet it is unproven. Now if we bumume that youtube took the same time to process for both of us in about the same time it means that I had my first win completed at least 5 minutes before man-man. If you want to do it the hard way and bumume I was lying at 3.30 it leads to the question: did it take me 7 minutes to find, install, learn to use a screen recorder. If it did, I have proof of winning QWOP earlier than man-man could. In light of this, I request a secondary prize of 10bp considering that I can prove winning QWOP twice at an undeterminable timeframe which however can be within reasonable limits be bumumed to be roughly simultaneous with man-man’s. (view post)	05/09/2010
	Contest for 15 bp: Beat QWOP Vid on youtube, 7 minutes, in the BG you can see earlier win result http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ5FdjI0d4k (view post)	05/09/2010
	Contest for 15 bp: Beat QWOP I did it* in about 20 minutes of starting, how do I film it? *The retard way EDIT: vid on Youtube, processing From my vid you’ll soon see I completed it even before filming (view post)	05/09/2010
	Contest for 255 bp: be xxEmoxKidxx My, this is a truly peculiar case. (view post)	05/06/2010
	CONTEST: Post here for a chance at 150 BP shadowlolz Posted: wechall combine@!!1one Log in to see images! Moar liek WeChall Be a ****ty Klan forever amirite? (view post)	05/01/2010
	Omegle. (Definitely tl;dr) Attempt to recreate the Bash psychic quote with a little success: (unfunny stuff cut) Stranger: You are so addicted to that game I can see. You: no, in fact I have never played it You: TvTropes.org Stranger: Then it’s amazing how you know all those stuff. You: i’m psychic too You: yes Stranger: Nice. Log in to see images! You: i can answer questions before they are asked You: as you can see Stranger: I have a question in my mind right now. Stranger: Can you answer it? Log in to see images! You: see above You: not really Stranger: That’s your answer? Stranger: Log in to see images! You: see+ You: ? You: sure Stranger: Your answre does not make sense. Stranger: Hahahaha. Stranger: answer You: what doesnt? You: see above wasn’t really my answer You: and as you could see, I answered before Stranger: What is it then? Stranger: Whaaat? Log in to see images!* You: you are pretty predictable sometimes Stranger: You are so weeird. Stranger: Haha. You: no Stranger: What is your answer? Log in to see images! Repeat it! You: see? Stranger: Right. You: yes Stranger: How the hell did you do that. Stranger: :\| Haha. You: it’s simple really Stranger: How? You: I already answered that question You: haha Stranger: Oh you weirdooo. Haha; Stranger: What’s your name? You: i didn’t answer that one You: because i don’t reveal my name Stranger: Answer it. Stranger: Really? Stranger: Why? Log in to see images! You: because I’m no good at making up names You: yes Stranger: Then tell me your real name. You: T*** X*** You: as I already said Stranger: Gee great. Stranger: That helped. Stranger: :\| Stranger: =)) You: i need better luck though You: did you fall asleep? You: because the silence was so long Stranger: No. You: because this is not yet bash-worthy Stranger: I’m letting you talk. Stranger: Haha. You: you were supposed to ask why Stranger: Nooo. Stranger: You weirdoo. Stranger: Log in to see images!** You: yes Stranger: Nah. You: indeed Stranger: Do you have a girlfriend? Stranger: What a long answer huh. Stranger: =)) Stranger: You’re funny. You: moderately successful Stranger: That’s your answer? Stranger: So you have one? You: see two replies up (unfunny stuff cut) (view post)	04/29/2010
	Contest for 10 bp Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted: *I am serious.* Why so serious? (view post)	04/29/2010
	The Kaiser's Call to Arms! 1 BP per picture; multiple entires allowed! Log in to see images! I hope this picture of his awesomeness proves satisfactory. Drawing well with paint is hard mein arsch. (view post)	04/29/2010
	2-in-1 contest for 30 BP anti-crappythread measures taken (view post)	04/29/2010
	Contest for 15 BP and your name on my mammary glands! Log in to see images! (view post)	04/29/2010

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