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Personal QuestionIf my male reproductive organ was a paddle shifter I would be in 3 379 415 123 898 156 139th gear by now. (view post) |
08/19/2014 |
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ummmm kAre those ranch or sour cream and onion? (view post) |
04/08/2014 |
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Can each person that has an extra brownie point to spare please donate one to me.What the **** are you going to do with 6 BP? (view post) |
03/25/2014 |
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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!My mother said don’t run with scissors; I did, yet I’m fine. My mother said to always wear a condom, too…
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“We’re getting married!” Billy said. “What job will you do to support kids, you two are only 10!” “Well, so far we’ve been lucky.”
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When you party with animals, don’t be surprised if you wake up neutered.
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Her bangs tickle when she gives me head, and do a great job of covering the lobotomy scar.
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A mug, a candle, homemade leather ties; he uses every part of every woman. Waste not, want not. (view post) |
07/29/2010 |
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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!“Eat **** and die!” she yelled. “But darling,” I replied coquettishly, “Eating **** is the only way I can feel alive.” (view post) |
07/27/2010 |
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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!I wouldn’t blame his parents entirely, it’s more like someone sneezed into his IVF tube while he was gestating. (view post) |
07/25/2010 |
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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!Getting the baby formula into the daycare was a LOT harder than getting the LSD into the baby formula. (view post) |
07/25/2010 |
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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!Shotgun wedding; chainsaw divorce. (view post) |
07/25/2010 |
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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!A worthwhile weekend, even as I **** razor blades.
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“Sudden Death” is a pretty dark sports metaphor, but not as dark as “Face Off” has come to mean to me.
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I said, “Bottoms up,” and then the glbum was, but she was already. I got the glbum to do it without ropes, though.
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“I used to skin rabbits,” I said, licking the knifeblade, “But I doubt I’ll be able to sell your skinny bum in a Chinatown storefront.”
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“Okay, I’ll eat it,” she sighed, taking a mouthful, “But do you know how much trans-fat is in these kids today?” (view post) |
07/25/2010 |
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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!Also, for meta-types:
They wrote my biography as trangressive nanofiction.
Also, I think I know the point of this game; they’re replacing INCIT with a different game, where they give you a sentence, and you have to draw a picture for it in MS Paint. (view post) |
07/25/2010 |
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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!Grandma was uptight; but then, anyone who wakes up naked and chained to a wall usually is.
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I couldn’t believe he was going to tell his mother! “Who did this to you?” she asked, “Pop,” went that weasel.
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Our path was fraught with peril. And methamphetamine.
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He told me once, “You can’t un-sharpen a pencil.” Turns out it’s the same deal for fingers.
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A bowling ball? You’re not psychopathic, you’re just plain weird.
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It was huge, despite his handicap. (view post) |
07/25/2010 |
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Compliment Skyman747 for 1bpIf Skyman was a facebook page, I would become a fan. (view post) |
04/05/2010 |
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C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!ha-ha. this lacks context now. (view post) |
04/01/2010 |
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April Fools on Forumwarz!so its basically, “make the mods earn their peen” day today. (view post) |
04/01/2010 |
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Official April First ThreadAlso, i have a Mr. Accessory up on Kyoubai for ~4.6mil flezzmeat. (view post) |
04/01/2010 |
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Forumwarz of Loathing: best improvement ever?If i need a Barbed-wire fence to pwn any forums, i’ma stab a ****. (view post) |
04/01/2010 |
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April Fools on Forumwarz!THE MAJOR DOM OVERHAUL IS TO BAN ALL PLAYERS
WARNING WARNING WARNING (view post) |
04/01/2010 |
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Official April First Threadquangntenemy Posted: |
04/01/2010 |
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Opera UserJS script for countdowns (INCIT,Auctions,Dom,etc)COOLNESS! (view post) |
03/31/2010 |
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Health Care Reform Just Pbumed.Enjoy your tax hike. (view post) |
03/22/2010 |