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Ruin the above poster's wish!!You both get your wish. However, “internet” was loosely defined by your service provider and all you can access are Nigerian Money scams
I wish I had a time machine. (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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Excre-Bot 5000 ResultsMkay, I have to ask. How did I end up as an emo? (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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Insult the person ahead of you!The sheer number of unimaginably horrible lowlifes that would be insulted by a comparison to you is staggering. (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!It is. And for you, it’s always going to be march 29th, 2008. Every day of your miserable life, you will relive today again and again. And don’t think you can suicide out. Oh-ho-ho, no. You are getting the groundhog day from hell, plus ten. Oh, and you get raped by a furry at 5:00 sharp every day. No exceptions.
I wish for this wish to be a wish. (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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Pants is banned.HunyrgLiekTehWofl Posted:
d/p? I’ve got an adamant one stuffed somewhere in one of the boxes. (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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Why torches AND pitchforks? I mean, it's stupidly inefficientNawtyFish Posted:
We’ll keep that model for our platinum members. (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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Why torches AND pitchforks? I mean, it's stupidly inefficientHaHa! Now THAT’S what I’m talking about!
...Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Because I’m thinking it’s angry mob time. We just need a target…
Also, we could sell a premium version with a metal fork. Ooh, the possibilities! (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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Pants is banned.*clears throat quietly* Torchforks are being sold in the lobby if anyone wants to do some angry rioting. I don’t really know the man, but I’d be a fool not to cash in on a mob like this Log in to see images!.
Oops, did I say that last bit out loud? silly me Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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Excre-Bot 5000 - What clbum are you?D, because black is cool like that. It’s down to earth and goes with anything. 23. 23 can answer any numerical question intelligence. 13 of them it smells like ****.
I had a great answer to the last one referencing a short story from a book I read in high school, but it was well past the 50 character limit. (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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98% of the adult population has or has tried having sex. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, put this message where people can see it.98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig. (view post) |
03/28/2008 |
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THE SWEAR FILTER IN CHATHe did it because it’s funny. (view post) |
03/28/2008 |
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The Abusively Hard Games threadThat reminds me. Not so much an impressively annoying game so much as a level, but animal antics from donkey kong country 2. For those not familiar with the level, you spend the entire time morphed into one of the several helper animals. The first four, in order, are rhino, swordfish, weird spider thingy, parrot. Everything up to the parrot is easy. But the parrot’s area is just plain evil. Here’s why: 1: you can take two hits before you’re dead 2: the parrot’s method of control. You are always falling. up and down change how fast you fall, left and right move you side to side. You press jump repeatedly to rise. 3: the level capitalizes on making it obvious that the parrot does not handle well. First the entire area is a maze of bramble that if you touch you get hurt. Narrow pbumages, sharp turns, the occasional wrong path, giant killer bees blocking you, and through all that there’s a wind that will push you left or right, and it will switch RANDOMLY. (view post) |
03/28/2008 |
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Why did you choose your Forumwarz name?It’s sort of become my new general screen name. Starfang refers to the family/clan name of a character I roleplay (which will never be seen here. Trust me, it’s better for all of us that way), and 42 is well…42. It’s the answer. (view post) |
03/27/2008 |
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Why torches AND pitchforks? I mean, it's stupidly inefficientYou’re using two hand slots for something that could easily be combined into one unit. You could then grab a kama or sickle as a off-hand weapon and be that much more effective at rioting. I motion that all peasent uprisings should require the new “torchfork”. (view post) |
03/27/2008 |
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Considering rebuilding my troll's stats, looking for suggestionsWell, I should have enough flezz for the reset tomorrow. I’ll probably go with healbot’s build since it can get through gamefabulous persons consumableless, but I figured I’d do one last check to see if anyone else wants to offer builds. (view post) |
03/27/2008 |
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The Abusively Hard Games threadf-zero gx (probably about $30 for the gamecube) futuristic racer This game has a messed up learning curve. grand prix mode is easily doable on easy and standard, becomes an absolute **** on expert, and don’t even get me started on master difficulty. Of course, even on easy some of the tracks are just evil.
But where the abusive difficulty really shines through is story mode. Even on the easiest difficulty, anything above chapter 4 is going to be hard, and chapter 7 in particular will enjoy you repeatedly. Then, you move up to the next hardest level because you want to unlock some decent parts for your custom racers…Absolute hell. And there’s still very hard for the nuts with perfect reflexes who have every track memorized. (view post) |
03/27/2008 |
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"Lasagna Cat" (and other Garfield ****ery)Fart Salesman Posted:
There’s no shame in liking the older ones. Garfield used to be funny (and sometimes deep) before things fell into a rut. (view post) |
03/26/2008 |
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Considering rebuilding my troll's stats, looking for suggestionssinic Posted: Do you have Ophelia’s bad poetry? Because that can make a huge difference. Also, have you taken into account forumbuilder forums? The only thing I see is a slightly low douchebaggery, but I’m the one asking for builds here, so I may not be the best person to advise. (view post) |
03/24/2008 |
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-1I vote based on whether the name and description make me laugh. But I don’t downvote. At least, I haven’t found anything bad enough to downvote yet. (view post) |
03/24/2008 |
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What to dodeliveries for each day. You may consider trying to save for the next fetish up instead of repairing your current one, but repair the rest as you get delivery money. Use daily forum visits to grind an easy forum for a few days and you should be back in the running. Oh, and once you have your equipment situation worked out you’ll want to stock up on consumables. (view post) |
03/23/2008 |