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	Of the players that have used Gamble-bot It sucks when there’s nothing else in-game to do but gamble. An hour after my last post, I lost 3k. I’m never thanking Gamblebot again. Log in to see images! (view post)	12/13/2007
	Of the players that have used Gamble-bot I threw some Hail Mary $1000 Blackjack bets the last two days. The first one I was just bitter at losing money, dropped the bet and lost it all. I was left with about $25. I was NOT happy. The next day I had about $2,000 and got ballsy enough to try again. Normally if I lose twice in a row at $25, I’ll then up my bet to $50. Well, now I did it a few times at $1000. I lost once, pushed once, and won three times. That took me from being the 31st Worst Gambler to 119th. That gave me just enough money to buy a PruneServ last night and with the daily deliveries and other bonuses, go on and beat Episode one. I may be still about $150 in the hole overall, but Gamblebot pulled through when I needed him. Thanks, big guy. Log in to see images! EDIT: I just threw down another $1000 bet after two $25 losses and got BLACKJACK. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BTW, I only had $2000, so the money isn’t THAT expendable. (view post)	12/12/2007
	The Road to Episode 2: Two Upcoming Features Cubear Posted: does… does that mean that mario and luigi look the same to you guys..? As long as it’s not one of the games where Luigi’s taller, it probably does. TRIPPY! Does that also mean that Christmas decorations are all grey and white? That’s pretty depressing. (view post)	12/11/2007
	Contest: Name that Crotch! (warning, here be spoilers) Cubear Posted: she looks mroe stock image-y than every other person on the site. and that’s saying something. Yeah, but I’d stock her image so hard! Log in to see images! (view post)	12/11/2007
	Contest: Name that Crotch! (warning, here be spoilers) I’m sad one of them isn’t the Level Up girl. Log in to see images! (view post)	12/11/2007
	Forums we'd like to see in episode 2 ravenblooDDarkdreams Posted: Pro-ana is great, and I think some kind of SA parody forum is a must. It costs you 10 flezz per visit as a re-registration fee. Log in to see images! The 10 flezz charge is the cherry on top. This MUST be done. Imagine a parody of the old SA/Fark photoshop-off, where Wil Wheaton was the judge. Your job would be to rig the contest by **ting up Fark so bad that you make Wil Wheaton **ed off at it and he votes for the SA. The next mission would be Lowtax sending you to attack eBaum. (view post)	12/10/2007
	It's Live Tonight - Forumwarz: The Rebalancing I hit level 9 using the Fishing forum and finally got Yo Momma, boosted Offense a level, and now I’m doing MUCH better. I thought it was mostly my character being too damn weak but just wanted to be sure. I took down Woe is Me with maybe two Smileprin max. SOrry for wasting everyone’s time. Log in to see images! (view post)	12/09/2007
	It's Live Tonight - Forumwarz: The Rebalancing Flint Posted: As an emo kid (post rebalance) the forums past the feces forum have actually been pretty difficult. I haven’t been pwning the headbangers or woe yet, but the furry forum cost me 11-14 smileprin due to the mbumive damage I was taking in there. Still, with enough healing items, you can beat the game at level 7. RP Genius is probably going to be my stomping grounds until I hit level 10. I just found it surprising that I can take a Feces Forum thread out with thee or four Fapped up attacks, but then I go to one of these other forums and use a 100 Attack Bad Poetry attack and it only gets me to the halfway point in the thread. It’s like the HP and attack has doubled in every forum I go to and I’m not exaqctly made of money to keep blowing it on the high end Smileprin. Maybe next level when I get another attack things will be a little better. My highest regular attack with Fap is usually in the mid-40’s. Log in to see images! (view post)	12/09/2007
	It's Live Tonight - Forumwarz: The Rebalancing Ugh, sorry to mention this but I see someone else had a problem as well. I’m level 8, but for some reason all the forums after the Feces are crushing me. I tried to attack the Headbangers, Emos, and Furries and nearly died after two threads in each. In the Feces forum, I can get by with using only one Smileprin XR. Is there something wrong or is my character just that **ty? Log in to see images!** (view post)	12/08/2007
	It's Live Tonight - Forumwarz: The Rebalancing Evil Trout Posted: We’re probably going to offer an extra visit for Brownie Points, but not before we allow regular players to redeem flezz for Brownie Points somehow. The idea is we don’t want to give people who pay an unfair advantage. It would be impossible for a Klan of non-donators to compete with one that did donate otherwise. If they can redeem a lot of Flezz for a Brownie Point, then someone who can’t afford to pay with real money can grind it out. You are BEYOND AWESOME for this. I played Rule the Seas for a while and from what I hear, it turned out like all the other games of this type. Some **ers drops $500 bucks into the game and become an elite ruling clbum. Some pretend they’re mods and get their bumes kissed by the REAL mods. Others ruin the economy through collusion. Others take over whole game zones and run extortion rackets. I didn’t mind paying 3 bucks a month for a little boost in my training and cash flow, but in order to compete in RTS, you either had to shell out a metric ton of money or get a handout from someone because many of the best items couldn’t be bought with in-game money. When I get working again, I’m going to slide a little money your way for taking such things into consideration and not breaking your game for the extra cash flow, Trout. Log in to see images!** (view post)	12/08/2007
	Forums we'd like to see in episode 2 WantonSpoon Posted: I’ve not heard of this before. Ew. Although this reminds me, on the opposite end of the spectrum we could have a forum for something similar to Childfree, i.e. people who absolutely DESPISE children. Something Awful got into a hilarious war with a webring of these psychos after posting one of their sites as an Awful Link of the Day. Some crazy ** had her tiny little barely human looking miscarriage in a little knitted bed/sleeve with the family all standing around. The worst was she MS Painted ing WINGS and a HALO onto the thing and had it flying in the sky! We woefully (luckily) discovered there’s a small army of these psychos who began wishing miscarriages and death onto the article writer despite his attempts to be rational and somewhat cordial (as much as you can be when mocking someone). Finally he just responded to one of them with the epic line: “Your poison womb is making heaven too **ing crowded.” To this day, that has to be the GREATEST comeback I’ll EVER read. Needless to say, that didn’t go over well. EDIT: Just unlocked The Furry Farm! (view post)	12/07/2007
	Forums we'd like to see in episode 2 I’m not all the way through Ep. 1 yet, so I don’t know if there’s a pedo forum, a furry forum (most likely), a bestiality forum, a body mod/mutilation forum, and most importantly the Crazy ****es Who Worship Their Stillborn Babies and Take Family Pictures With Them -AKA- “Little Angels” forums. (view post)	12/06/2007
	I WANT TO ** THE SIHT OF OF TEH LEVEL UP GIRL! Evil Trout Posted: Don’t forget the artsy version I created for when you finish episode 1 Log in to see images!** it’s 10% more fappable how can i forget what i haven’t DONE yet? HURRRRRRRRRRRR!!! (view post)	12/06/2007
	I WANT TO ** THE SIHT OF OF TEH LEVEL UP GIRL! every time i level up, i lick mah screne. she is a SbumY GODDESS!!!!! iw ant her to make taht face when i’m ten inches deep in her CHUTE. Log in to see images!** (view post)	12/05/2007
	GOONS Recruitment Thread let me in or i’ll ** ur pets in HALF!!@! Log in to see images!** (view post)	12/04/2007
	Mario is stupid, and is for kids. nothing’s more satisfying than makeing a greasy gay fine upstanding member of society die over and over. i wish it was JON TRAVOLTA. (view post)	11/29/2007
	Bob's Abortion Clinic... Sabre_Justice Posted: this thread title would make a great band name know wut else wud? YOUR MOM. she’d sing sogns all about how deep i RAIL HER bum and teh time i jammed a gerbel up there and fukked it into bum JELLY. (view post)	11/29/2007
	midgets r hilarious fukking a midget is probly liek fukking a busted chubby toddler with mammary glands! (view post)	11/29/2007
	ITT we can only use emoticons no joke i will ban you schildkrote if you ** this up Log in to see images!** (view post)	11/29/2007
	Ay caramba, this forum necesito mas SALSA! Rodrigo Posted: Come on mi amigos, let the heat of your soul spring forth y dance to the Latin rhythm! Ay ay! WHy don’t y00 dance 2 where U can get a FUKKEN GREEN CARDW?! (view post)	11/29/2007

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