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Official Merry Christmas ThreadI hope everyone got their presents and such.
I jerked off into celerysteve’s stocking (view post) |
12/25/2010 |
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ho ho homerry october! (view post) |
10/01/2010 |
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The Official "Where's Horny Santa?" Threadangry santa right here (view post) |
12/27/2009 |
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Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas, Forumwarz!Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/25/2009 |
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So, something happened earlier and apparently it's up to either me or Hobart to bring up these things.Every member of Gimmick Alts and Role-Players Local Union 352 is on my good list! (view post) |
07/10/2009 |
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CONTEST: Help get me the Flamebate peen for 5 BP!Ho *hic* ho ho
mery tequilans (view post) |
06/04/2009 |
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This week on forumwarz: attack of the novelty alts!Nicco Posted:
santa rp itt (view post) |
05/23/2009 |
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ungrateful prick?!?!trespbumerswill Posted:
I’ve been drinking both. But it’s hard to find eggnog in mexico. Mostly it’s tequila lately.
Moderators I hope you don’t mind this discussion. You’ll all get coal for 2009 if you ban Santa. Log in to see images! (view post) |
01/13/2009 |
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ungrateful prick?!?!I’m no NPC.
Mexico has been great everyone. You know what cures a hangover? MORE TEQUILA (view post) |
01/13/2009 |
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Ho Ho Ho!Ho ho ho! merry.. new years i guess
did anyone ever figure out who i am? (view post) |
01/02/2009 |
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ungrateful prick?!?!So has anyone figured out who I am yet? (view post) |
12/27/2008 |
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New look, same great tasteHo oH hurp!>
I’ve been diernking tooo mmucjh rumm mand eggnogn wuts sgoing on todsuya (view post) |
12/26/2008 |
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the truth about santa claus (spoilers)Ho Ho Ho! You’ve got a spot on my naughty list, little fella.
Don’t believe everything you read online, kids. I’ll prove my existence tomorrow. When you see those presents under the tree and the milk gone you’ll know without a doubt I’m real. (view post) |
12/24/2008 |
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'Sup SantaHey there kids! Still being good I hope.
All these impostor Santas sure are confusing. (view post) |
12/24/2008 |
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Ho Ho Ho!Well my children I see this website went very festive for the holidays!
My top priority is delivering presents tonight. Even though I’ve got a neat blackberry with internet, Mrs. Claus made me promise not to use it while piloting the sleigh.
When I get back home to the North Pole I’ll do all my internet festivities! (view post) |
12/24/2008 |
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Ho Ho Ho!Woops, sometimes I like spice up my spelling with some European flare.
Claus / Clause are both the same, they just depend on where you live or what your heritage may be!
Falconfour, even though I heard you do dirty things in front of pictures of other dirty things, I’ll bring you something extra special this year. (view post) |
12/23/2008 |
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Ho Ho Ho!Ho Ho Ho!
It’s almost time for me to head out! I’m packing as much liquor into the glove box of the sleigh as I can. I always drive a little more carefully when I’ve had a few drinks. Plus Rudolph is a smart deer, he’ll make sure I stick to the road. Man I love that deal I did with Coke to be the winter advertising shill. Rum and cokes are excellent when you’re flying over Greenland.
Don’t tell Mrs. Clause, though. She gets upset if I drink on the job. But come on, it’s stressful being the hero of 3 billion children who only has one night a year to impress them. (view post) |
12/23/2008 |
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Ho Ho Ho!was Posted:
I take it you want a big lump of coal in your stocking like Swine. It’s always so sad to see good little boys and girls doubting my existence and putting themselves on the naughty list.
Fortunately most of the boys and girls here, even that trickster Swine, believe in me despite all the negative publicity I get in the media. It makes my cheeks glow to have you kids write to me.
Merry Christmas! (view post) |
12/23/2008 |
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Ho Ho Ho!Ho Ho Ho, I see someone is hankering for a big lump of coal…
Everyone else is still being good, though. Those last minute e-lists keep coming in! The elves are struggling to push them all through my tubes! There will be extra eggnog breaks for them all; they do such a good job every year. (view post) |
12/22/2008 |
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Ho Ho Ho!Merry Christmas children!
My sack is bulging with toys for the little girls and boys this year. I hope Rudolph will be able to take it all at once!
I hope all of you have sent your lists to me! You’ve only got a couple days left before I grease up and slide down your chimneys… If you haven’t, you should get your parents’ credit card because I’ve heard next-day UPS to the North Pole isn’t cheap.
On a slightly obscure note, please remind your parents to prepare your chimneys with a cleaning log. It’s always a pain for Mrs. Claus to get creosote out of my beard. (view post) |
12/22/2008 |