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Final Forum <spoiler?>If anyone does it, I’m thinking it’ll be an Emo Kid. Two shots (ready the Life After Death before going into battle), and one of them is uber-charged. I think I’ll be talking to haxlrose when I hit 35. I wonder if they already have a E-peen planned…
EDIT: I imagine it’ll be called something like “OVER 9999!” Personally, I’d call it “enuff dakka,” but that’s a reference nobody will get. (view post) |
11/06/2008 |
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Episode 2 update: Look, lesbians!Meh. To me it makes sense the strongest clbum is rebalanced first. If by rebalanced, of course, you mean nerfed. At least a little… Or not powered up too much, so the other clbumes can easily be pumped up to match it. Personally, I’m looking forward to the troll update. My main account is an emo kid, but as hard as trolls are to play as, they have the most awesomely hilarious abilities. Totally in favor of trolls getting a way to heal. Something more impressive than that pathetic self-mutilate us emo kids get. Maybe further fap moves, representing an increase in their perversion. “Rule 34” fits nicely with your mad libs engine… ”@cartoon_character::scap and @anime_characters? @interjection_happy::scap!” Speaking of emo kids, is the clbumic “threaten suicide” option of RL emo kids coming up in episode 2, or are you saving that WMD for later? EDIT: But I’m not complaining about this kind gift of lesbians the team has given to us. (view post) |
04/30/2008 |
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Why?Why do trolls pick on us emo kids? What did we ever do to you? Why must you enjoy us for your own amusement? Because of you, I’m cutting myself twice a day, and it’s getting harder to hide the scars… (view post) |
04/28/2008 |
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Forums we'd like to see in episode 2Incredibly stupid idea time.Each clbum should have a nemesis forum, opposite to their values but inhabited by a boss who mirrors their own clbum. Camwhores – A forum for “Big and Beautiful” people – Boss is a large and in charge camwhore who has all the men of the forum eating out of her hand Trolls – A forum of stoner hippies intent upon spreading love and happiness to all – Boss used to be a troll until he found the “magic herb” and realized that he totally loves everyone, man Emo Kids – A forum of incorrigible optimists – Boss is an over-medicated ex-Emo who is psychotically happy… and one missed dose away from becoming an hero Re-res – A forum of mathematicians – Boss is an idiot savant who, despite being a moron, is practically a human calculator Below are for the new clbumes mentioned when you finish the game: Hackers – A forum of federal agents dedicated to cybercrime – Boss is an ex-hacker who joined the feds for purely monetary reasons. Permanoobs – A forum to help new internet users out – Boss is a happy-go-lucky guy who always helps people out and has infinite patience and an infinite number of stupid jokes. EDIT: How I see the bosses working. At first, everything seems normal. Until one poster in particular posts a response that does something unusual… and is specifically written in response to YOUR clbum. Using Camwhore as an example: “You think you’re pretty, ****? The men here have taste! Bigger is better!” [Bra shot of a very large, but not disgusting, woman] Finally, after you pwn the last thread, a new one appears, started by the “boss.” Again with Camwhore example: “[Username], you ****? You think you sexier than me? Aw no, you gonna get it!” After that you face the “boss” who has his/her own ego and secondary stat, and uses a version of your own moves. Two examples for each non-spoiler, since I enjoyed writing these: Bra shot – Big bra shot Vivid Description of Sexual Escapades – Same, but always concerns a food fetish Fap – Get stoned Yo Momma – You’re a Fed Depressing Poem – Overly sugary poem Whine About School – Claim School is Going Fine Drool on Keyboard – Differentiate equation Hamster Parade – Hubble shot (view post) |
04/27/2008 |
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Olympic ProtestsI’m all for the protests. Honestly, I don’t give a damn about Tibet. But anything that hinders a brutal totalitarian dictatorship with its eyes on superpower status is good in my book. So, yeah, free Tibet. Actually, never mind Tibet. Free China. (view post) |
04/17/2008 |
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Let's make this thread count!Why not? Long live the hivemind. 222 (view post) |
04/17/2008 |
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LINK TO SHOCK SITE WITHINMySpace Tom Posted: [url=http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/add_friend/31368]http://goatse.cz[/url] I believe the trollish phrase for this is “you’re doing it wrong.” url=http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/add_friend/31368 (view post) |
04/15/2008 |
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Post Picture Of Your CityLog in to see images! That about sums it up, really. (view post) |
04/13/2008 |
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Computer security questiondisregard previous. also, i suck male reproductive organs. Log in to see images! and i liek furries. Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/13/2008 |
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Computer security questionDo you people think that “WoeIsMe” is a good, secure pbumword? I’m really worried about hackers. (view post) |
04/13/2008 |
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OKAY If you had a LOW ORBIT ION CANNON what would you name it?The Piecemaker. Yes, piecemaker, not peacemaker. As in, it’ll turn you into little pieces. (view post) |
04/10/2008 |
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^ < v Game^ has a fetish about people who eat crap. < is absolutely true. V will be raped by a sumo wrestler some time next week. (view post) |
03/28/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!Elwood Moose Posted:
He does. Along with you. I wish I could control the fabric of time and space. (view post) |
03/28/2008 |
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What makes YOU emo?I think it all started a few years ago. I used to play Pokemon, you see. Yes, I admit it. There was this one kid I knew. He was a total retard, dumb as they come, but he was nice, and some sort of savant at Pokemon. Kid was pure, grade-A brilliant at that game. Totally obsessed as well. Best trainer ever, even though he could barely spell his own name. He had this one Pokemon, a Mudkip, that he could crush anyone with. So anyways, Halloween comes. He decides he’s going to dress up as Ash… and this is in high school. Like I said, kid was obsessed. Anyways, this other guy with a V mask (you know, the Guy Fawkes one), goes up to him, and looks around to make sure nobody was watching. He didn’t notice me, apparently. “So,” he says to this poor kid, “I heard you like Mudkip.” “Mudkips!” the kid responds. “I love Mudkips!” “Oh, really? So would you ever **** a Mudkip, that is…” “Of course!” I wasn’t sure where the V-mask kid was going with this, until he reached into his backpack and pulled out a Mudkip plushie while saying “Well, I just so happen to have a Mudkips here, and…” Next thing you know, the retard grabs the Mudkip plushie, pulls down his pants, starts making this weird sound, and begins humping the Mudkip. The V-mask guy stared in shock for a second, then disappeared into a restroom. A crowd formed as people sought the source of the noise, and about two minutes later the V-mask kid came out of the restroom, still snickering. Next thing you know, some cheerleader tried to grab the doll. The retard bit her. Yes, bit her. Then she started yelling, and the football players attacked the retard. The cops came, but they just stared in shock. So the principal hit the intruder alarm and sent us all back to clbum. I never saw the V-mask kid again. Apparently his mother totally freaked out and sent him to live with his aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. Anyways, seeing this all left me pretty scarred. I mean, the kid wasn’t right in the head, and screwing with him like that was just mean. It was on that day I lost all faith in humanity. (view post) |
03/28/2008 |
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No More HeroesBest use of the Wiimote ever. Brawl outright ignores the Wiimote. Galaxy and Twilight Princess sort of tacked it on, and both could have sacrificed motion control without loss of quality. But the sheer, visceral quality of slashing someone into pieces with a gory finisher or pulling off a wrestling move? So immensely satisfying. The wisest idea, however, was not making motion control the main attack method. You’d get tired of hitting A, and it makes the finishers so much more satisfying. EDIT: Nintendo, look at No More Heroes. This is how you should be using your Wiimote. (view post) |
03/14/2008 |
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DiscordianismHuh. I should’ve known I wasn’t the only one on Forumwarz… I remember the first time I read the Principia Discordia and thinking “Holy ****, these guys think like me.” There’s something beautiful about realizing that you’re not insane… or at the very least, there are others out there not as insane as myself. The trouble is explaining Discordianism to others. I stick with “it’s a philosophy disguised as a joke disguised as a religion” for a basic summary. (I’m hesitant to call it a religion… we haven’t killed enough people to qualify as a religion yet.) Oh, and Pope Innocent the 42nd, you are hereby de-excommunicated. You’re welcome. (view post) |
03/11/2008 |
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A song of sorrow...“Thread Necromacy”
pitchcapping, a hanging, watching reruns of my two dads! lifelessness, shuffling off this mortal coil, abortion! to all!
Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/10/2008 |
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You call yourselves trolls? SadStarfang_42 Posted:
Such brilliant prose… Such desperation for attention… You aren’t a troll, are you? No, it is so clear now… You are one of us... Accept the truth… join us… join your brothers and sisters… Embrace the truth, brother emo… (view post) |
03/10/2008 |
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New! hehehevanessa Posted: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! See it, the world’s smartest troll! (view post) |
03/08/2008 |
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You call yourselves trolls? SadStarfang_42 Posted:
Do it. (view post) |
03/08/2008 |