NotJoePesci's Flamebate Posts

I need a doctor's help

I’ve had a few concussions in the past couple years(thanks liquor) and I’m fine. I didn’t even bother with the hospital. I just drank more. I did lose my front tooth one of the times, though. That still sucks.

Wrestler

I can’t wait for Robocop.

AKK's Mercedes Benz Tattoo

AKK Posted:

So recently princess dragon enjoy has been bawwing so hard about tranny porn that she threatened to beat iRAWR up over the internets (lol) yet somehow some tards keep making fun of my tattoo like I’m going to care (hold your breath).

So, to help you all out, I’m actually going to tell you something funny (at my expense) about that particular tattoo, because srsly, pbuming up making fun of a bawwing preggo tranny over a tattoo that no one cares about? Hopefully this will give you lamefabulous persons some reason to fire up your leet paint shop skills and make something quasi-new because you’re seriously failing at trolling me.

PROHINT: There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself.

The one made fun of on this board is the skull tattoo that looks like a mercedes benz logo. HERE:

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So what’s so special about this tattoo? First off, I didn’t design this one. I did attempt to have it altered so it looked like a peace symbol rathe than a benz logo but it looked ****ty, so i said **** it and went with the original. I wanted it to look like a peace symbol to represent “peace in death” or some other fabulous persongy gawfik thing at the time.

Now I said I didn’t design it, it actually comes originally from what is formerly known as the vampire bible called the “book of nod” which is a white wolf publication for Vampire the Masqurade. Yes, it was made by role playing nerds for role playing nerds.

That’s not even the really embarrbuming part.

I got the design because it looked pretty cool and I wanted skulls somewhere on my sleeves, but more importantly was the size and shape and what it covered up.

When I was 17 I was getting laid by the first girl that ****ed me regularly. I’d had sex before that but just one time encounters, usually with chics with boyfriends so it never worked out well for me. Anyhow, this chick giving me regular woman's genitals ****ed me stupid and I was total emo bawfabulous person/lapdog for her.

One night she got drunk and wanted to “carve her symbol” into my arm. Did I mention she was ****ing crazy? So I agree, and she cuts me open with a dull scalpel blade and fills it in with india ink, it looks kind of like a drunken chinese character from a ginseng tea bottle. Anyhow, I bleed through two towels and begin to feel euphoric which is what happens when you are about to die from severe blood loss, but didn’t. It ends up clotting and I wake up a few hours later to find her ****ing my neighbor.

I was slightly irritated. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later, Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

But anyway yeah, the tattoo was to cover up a much more embarrbuming story that I tell personally whenever I get the chance.

PROHINT: If you can’t laugh at yourself you can’t laugh at anyone.

Top that MF’s or suck my male reproductive organ, w/e

fine upstanding member of societys be fakin.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! fabulous person!!!!

Making signs for the FWZ community.

poop

The self-promotion thread: Show off your site/blog/band/product/service here!

I suppose I can link to my mediocre music.

http://www.myspace.com/servusferox

We all forgot Earth Day

I didn’t forget, I’d just prefer to celebrate a better holiday

EDIT: Just in case this gets taken the wrong way, I’m not trying to troll this thread. I just think Earth Day is a dumb idea, and a way for slobs who don’t really give a damn to feel better about themselves. If they really cared they’d do simple things like not littering on a regular basis. Also, that video is just plain funny.

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I joined with both of mine.

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and

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Baroness said you should vote for Fortunato

Fortunato Posted:

A vote for me is a vote for hot wet woman's genitals!

Good thing you got my vote. I love hot wet woman's genitals.

What are your views on religion?

I’m an atheist and think religion is stupid, but I don’t really care if someone else is religious, so long as they leave me the **** alone about it. I get pretty mad when people tell me I need to be saved. I don’t tell them they need to stop believing in God.

What are your views on bootlegging?

CreepPipe Posted:

I have and always will pay for music from artists that I truly enjoy and think are deserving of my money. Other than that if it’s just an album I “kind of want” I typically pirate it knowing that about 50 cents of the $15 I pay for the CD will ever reach the artists bank account.

A song that sums up my feelings for the most part:

That’s why I download p. much everything, and buy merch at shows.