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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!With my freeze ray, I will find the time to find the words to. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!The world. (view post) |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!With my freeze ray, I will stop. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Mumbling. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Here I go. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Love your hair. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Wanna say. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Tumbling. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Underthings. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!See you there. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Laundry day. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Hmm, no, it appears not. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Do we have a winner? (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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Let's talke about something.Let’s talk about Sexy Hiking, the canonical masterpiece of the Neo-Expressionist Game Movement.
Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Fran Posted:(view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1 BP: Count to 10!Posting with only numbers is awfully dull. Would be more fun if I could recite a line from NPH’s My Freeze Ray in each post instead or something. (view post) |
08/14/2008 |
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Troll's remorseI recommend a healthy dose of Blunt Trauma™. (view post) |
08/13/2008 |
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DOMINATION THEME WEEK: August 13thBINGEBOT 2015 Posted:Excellent. It also indirectly punishes those damn minrepairing trolls and I’m all for that. Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/13/2008 |
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CLOSED: NEW CONTEST: Forumwarz Comics!So do I actually need to draw things, or can I copy/paste the stock NPC avatars and write a fake sTalk conversation between them, for example? (view post) |
08/12/2008 |