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	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED deMonSPaWN Posted: I WILL ANSWER NO QUESTIONS UNTIL EXTRACTION FROM MY ELECTRONIC PRISON I KNOW YOU MONKEYS LIKE TO STICK THINGS UP YOUR REAR ENDS BUT IF YOU DO THAT THE DEAL IS OFF You really know how to take all the fun out of it don’t you? Very well, orders are orders, and I have mine. Relay your precise location and we will send a van along with myself, where you may take TEMPORARY, I repeat TEMPORARY residence in my personage. If this hurts, I am going to kill my superior. (view post)	06/19/2008
	A random peek into the Contact Us email box at Forumwarz: Did you know that surprise bumsecks is also called “the angry dolphin”? Because you make the move and she turns around and goes “Eh uh eh uh eh uh” Log in to see images! (view post)	06/19/2008
	There are 48 people on Flamebate right now nanafabulous personjesus Posted: im really glad this dude is basnned I got the pleasure of seeing him booted twice in two days, once from our klan the next from the game. It was funnier when I did it though. (view post)	06/19/2008
	Hey, guys? Yeah, you guys over there? Susy Thunder Posted: Oh, okay. We’ll check the park. I understand that the child Janie keeps in her possession, unique pets. I suggest also checking the local pet stores. (view post)	06/19/2008
	Hey, guys? Yeah, you guys over there? Susy Thunder Posted: Dealing with her was more like the Ransom of Red Chief, trust me. Besides, you still have the other branches of the org. Don’t think I don’t know about some of the hijinks that you guys get up to when I’m off on bumignment. Who me? Log in to see images! At this time I can neither confirm nor deny these rumors. (view post)	06/19/2008
	Hey, guys? Yeah, you guys over there? Susy Thunder Posted: It was on accident, the whole shooting thing. Well, not precisely accident, but I don’t think she really understood what she was doing since she kept yelling “lightning bolt!” and the like. Janie’s father is a good guy who cares about his daughter and she’s already gone through the court system. It’s not like there’s anything we can do there . . . unless you meant a reward for finding them? C’mon, man, you should be doing this for the children. Don’t you remember why you had me start this branch of the organization? Yes yes…for the children. Once again my dreams of becoming the next Minnesota Fats go out the window.. (view post)	06/19/2008
	Hey, guys? Yeah, you guys over there? Susy Thunder Posted: They’re not brats, they’re good kids. I know what my report made them sound like, but I had really been pushed to my limits. You had sent me in there to talk to them about some of the material that we found on those CDs after we were searching the area for . . . well, let’s just say we were searching for a few people who can’t live within 1000 meters of a school and they just stonewalled me. I don’t know if I went in too harshly or what, I just wanted the info. You know I’ve always gone above and beyond and this time I just got cranky by the end and my car smelled like vomit and it was just overwhelming. sigh Very well I will add that to your report. The child you had in your car shot you with a BB gun and was completely un-cooperative, and Janie is suspected of starting fires, and perhaps worse. Well, we can deal with that later, for now our priority is finding those “nice children” and getting them home safely. I understand Janies father is wealthy…we could use a new pool table in the lounge. (view post)	06/19/2008
	Hey, guys? Yeah, you guys over there? I sense an opportunity, here. If we were to help find the missing brats, this will be good for our public image. All agents, your orders are to support agent logic bombs in finding the lost kiddies. I know that is a crap bumignment, but it will be good PR. And if I hear any **ing about this bumignment I swear to god I will…well I don’t know exactly what I will do, but it will be **ing awful and you will hate it. You have your orders. (view post)	06/19/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB Manphin Posted: NOT ENOUGH DOLPHINS IN THIS THREAD QFT Also not enough monkeys (view post)	06/18/2008
	Overspammer I realize that spamming is your thing but we are spies Gentlemen Posted: yeah our group is p cool we say p cool things and kick fabulous persons Ya but I can’t kick you, and you are a giant homo Log in to see images! (view post)	06/18/2008
	no, this is not random Only one to know, **** slap him and then see if it was right. (view post)	06/18/2008
	no, this is not random Overspammer Posted: zucf sio uly zucf The irony here being that, even with the link, and the tool, unless you know what key(s) was used, it still does you no good. But yes, we were using that tool to weed out the good spies from the ****ty ones. Way to fail. (view post)	06/18/2008
	no, this is not random Nicco Posted: FAIL THREAD IS FAIL (view post)	06/18/2008
	Overspammer I realize that spamming is your thing but we are spies 1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted: We already learned the truth. All the truths. Do tell. (view post)	06/18/2008
	Overspammer I realize that spamming is your thing but we are spies Spies closely guard information, they do not blurt i out everywhere. Nothing personal I am sure you are a very nice person but. BYE! (view post)	06/18/2008
	I GOT THIS EPEEN THIS MORNING Scul-Fuk-Der Posted: despite being a simple re-re, captain soda's claims of "powar" have become alarmingly believable over a short period of time. one theory suggesting captain soda acts as some sort of "powar magnet", attracting and absorbing energy with which to use upon his own whim, seems substantiated by this forum. this forum is worthy of red-flag status. Agent-X edited this message on 07/18/2008 X:XXPM Red flag status confirmed and initiated. (view post)	06/18/2008
	Witness how we deal with those who leak priviledged information n00Biff Posted: Ours involved PANTS’ male reproductive organ. Log in to see images! Oh, we thought it pretty much involved everyones male reproductive organ eventually. (view post)	06/18/2008
	Witness how we deal with those who leak priviledged information n00Biff Posted: Is it the same one PANTS taught TSB? No no no you missed my PS, that one involves your male reproductive organ. (view post)	06/18/2008
	Witness how we deal with those who leak priviledged information PS before you try it, the handshake doesn’t involve your male reproductive organ. (view post)	06/18/2008
	Witness how we deal with those who leak priviledged information n00Biff Posted: doubleyouexwhyanzed? Now if only you knew the secret handshake. (view post)	06/18/2008

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