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INCIT KillerWell, it was frighteningly easy to get that job. My most important advice to anyone seeking to join this industry is to seek out a man named Guido that runs a flesh-incinerator, and let him look at your cleavage for several minutes. I start tonight.
On the down side (as though there were an up side), the uniforms are tragically unflattering. If I don’t report in by morning, send help. And clean clothes. And a large quantity of strong soap.
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07/03/2008 | |
INCIT KillerRight, then. Looks like nobody’s going to step up and volunteer for this cleanup job. That’s fine. Low woman on the totem-pole and all that. And I am, after all, in excellent physical condition. I just hope the uniform isn’t too horrible. (view post) |
07/03/2008 | |
gentlemens is irascibleAll this mystery, what what? (view post) |
07/03/2008 | |
Ripped From Tomorrow's HeadlinesAny idea where we can find this “LOLBags” person? I’m slightly out of my depth with this…element.
By the way, Mr. Monkey, you are looking better. And I’ll hang onto the breath strips. They’re evidence, eh? (view post) |
07/01/2008 | |
Ripped From Tomorrow's HeadlinesAlright, I went through their conference room. Found a bunch of giant posters with inspirational sayings, but on the back were taped Listerine breath strips laced with LSD. I think we’ve found the source of their “creativity”, but it doesn’t help much.
It also seems they eat a lot of chicken wings in there. Bones everywhere. I’ll send them to the lab to make sure. (view post) |
07/01/2008 | |
"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.I vote we email this girl and get her to join fwz. She would be good for a laugh. (view post) |
07/01/2008 | |
EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNEDOh, for…
I’m Janie’s Aunt Esther. She’s perfectly fine. She’s late for our family reunion, that’s all. Now why don’t you just head home. Do you need a ride? (view post) |
06/30/2008 | |
EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNEDNoturnal_Heartache Posted:
Oh, for St. Bartholomew’s sake, just drink it. It’ll calm you down. No laxative (view post) |
06/30/2008 | |
Contest for 0 BP: Where the **** has MC Banhammer been all week?MC Banhammer Posted:
Have you been having an internship at a cheese factory? (view post) |
06/30/2008 | |
EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNEDNoturnal_Heartache Posted:
Miss…Heartache? I believe you should just forget you were here. Have a sip of this juice. You look a little faint. (view post) |
06/30/2008 | |
EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNEDGentlemen Posted:
Bloody hell, it took you all long enough. Leave the girl. She’s obviously a disaster magnet, and quite possibly deranged. The girl with the water…up to you. (view post) |
06/30/2008 | |
EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNEDWhat the hell is going on in here? Mr. Monkey? You smell foul! And I knew that girl was going to get you into trouble. For two cents, I’d leave her here, too.
*Priority communication-Code Magenta—request transport at my location, medical team. 1 monkey, 1 human. Hazmat suits recommended.* (view post) |
06/30/2008 | |
trout likes having sexGentlemen Posted:
I believe even you will be surprised when I hand in my report, boss. Most disturbing. I only wish it were horses. Still, we might be able to exploit his…proclivities to our advantage. (view post) |
06/30/2008 | |
trout likes having sexDr_Kraid Posted:
Actually, I have been bumigned to gather intelligence on this very subject, and I bumure you, the answer would surprise you. I am not easily shocked, and I was surprised. The details are currently clbumified, but I can safely say you’re not even in the ballpark. (view post) |
06/30/2008 | |
Reporting InYes, me too. We need to destroy that film. Don’t need our identities bandied about. This “director” should be taken in for questioning. (view post) |
06/30/2008 | |
Reporting InIf I show any more cleavage, I’ll be tople…hey, wait just a minute, there? Who are you? (view post) |
06/30/2008 | |
Reporting InFound a trail of banana peels and acid burns but they dropped off abruptly. My head is killing me. We never had this kind of thing in Istanbul! (view post) |
06/29/2008 | |
Reporting InComm channel open, non/secure. Have lost banana-boy. Repeat, have lost banana-boy. Please advise. Will have a cup of tea and await further instructions. (view post) |
06/29/2008 | |
CALLING ALL ROBOTS 01000011 01000001 01001100 01001100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010010 01001111 01000010 01001111 01010100 01010011 00001101 00001010Johnny Mac Posted:
That’s not very nice, young man. (view post) |
06/29/2008 | |
How to be drawing anime lesson 1HITMAN_SANTA_5 Posted:
Dammit, I liked you. Why can’t you just come back, play the game, and not be a jerk about it? (view post) |
06/29/2008 |