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	I think it is time to seriously consider increasing the daily and max forum visits. King Krimson Posted: Agreed. Maybe not for the new players, but for the people who have finished episode 2, as a kind of reward. You could argue that this would upset Dom, but who honestly plays Dom that hasn’t finished Episode 2? My Hacker Alt took 4 Trophies in Dom last week. Finished the week at level 14, finished Episode one, hadn’t started Episode two. So… **** you? (view post)	11/30/2008
	CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, etc. (view post)	11/30/2008
	Better web spiders? 1338h4x Posted: **** yes. Might be a little problematic to guarantee absolutely no repeats of pieces you already have if you’ve got near everything, so maybe make it a 50% chance to reroll for a different file every time the die lands on a piece you already have. I agree. For example: ENCEPHALITIC CARNAGE – TEA FOR TWO A ND TWO FOR TEA.lstn Found: Piece #1 x 6 Piece #2 x 2 Piece #3 x 4 Piece #4 x 3 Piece #6 x 2 Piece #7 x 5 Piece #8 x 2 Piece #9 x 5 Piece #10 x 2 Piece #11 x 2 Missing: Piece #5 (view post)	11/30/2008
	Now i know how re re's pwn forums Yeah, it is. Recipes for Disaster. 200 Attack, 8 Refresh (view post)	11/30/2008
	please tell me how to optimize my character (build) Blazephlozard Posted: Only upgrade your defense a couple of points, and upgrade your offense a bunch. A couple points in luck, frugality, and upkeep. Get all the Evil and Troll Powers of course, but ignore the TXT ATAX, they’re only useful early on. Make sure to upgrade your Ego a lot since Ego replenishers are expensive and not that great. Douchebaggery replenishers, on the other hand, and very cheap and effective. If you’re not gonna be serious and actually try and help just get out. This isn’t the place for pointless trolling. (view post)	11/30/2008
	please tell me how to optimize my character (build) Dump points in Defence. (view post)	11/29/2008
	The best thing ever!!! Can’t the **** read? Why didn’t she just look at the box? Also, moar cameltoe. (view post)	11/29/2008
	CLOSED: A Christmas Carol - Forumwarz Style! 12BP up for grabs! In an effort to win two competitions at once I have constructed ForumWarz themed slash fiction to the tune of the Christmas carol ‘O Holy Night’ This song was **ing difficult because all the celebrities do their version a little different and choose different words because they’re all stupid woman's genitalsing fabulous persons and I hate them. Anyway, I used Version 1 from Wikipedia if you’re interested, a lot of the verses still reference their original counterparts. Sorry about how akward it is to read, it’s being a ing whore and not co-operating. . ‘O Sexy bum’ . Oh Sexy bum, FBO is smiling widely, It is the night of protagonists admittance. Long has he waited to finally be accepted, Into the infamous Black Ops bumming gang. The feel of male reproductive organs as they enter into him, At last dawn breaks along with his anal virginity. . Fall on your knees! Stick your bum into the air! Oh scream in pain, as Black Ops brutally rapes you! Oh scream in pain, oh scream, oh bloody pain! . Bruce Bear smiles as THE_ walks into the room, His male reproductive organs hanging out and it’s already dripping. So led by the light of romantic candles flickering, Here comes THE_ and his monstrous male reproductive organ. Bruce Bear great timess fast as THE_ pounds his bum, “Was that good for you?” THE_ brings down the house. . “DON’T ASK ME QUESTIONS, I DON’T LIKE ING QUESTIONS!” Oh Dear Bruce Bear, THE_ is kicking your teeth in! Oh Dear Bruce Bear, Oh Dear, Oh Bruce Bear! . Welcome to Prison, DrrtyCop, you’ll like it, Meet the other prisoners like Opheliamammary glandsupp. Drrtycop walks over and grabs her by her crotch She pushes her forcefully to the ground. Her fingers plunge into her gaping woman's genitals, Ophelia, she loves it ‘cause she’s a dirty ! . “Yes, keep fingering me! I love the way it feels!” “Oh orgasm you ”, DrrtyCop starts to fist! Oh orgasm you , oh orgasm, oh you **! (view post)	11/29/2008
	CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!! In an effort to win two competitions at once I have constructed ForumWarz themed slash fiction to the tune of the Christmas carol ‘O Holy Night’ This song was **ing difficult because all the celebrities do their version a little different and choose different words because they’re all stupid woman's genitalsing fabulous persons and I hate them. Anyway, I used Version 1 from Wikipedia if you’re interested, a lot of the verses still reference their original counterparts. Sorry about how akward it is to read, it’s being a ing whore and not co-operating. . ‘O Sexy bum’ . Oh Sexy bum, FBO is smiling widely, It is the night of protagonists admittance. Long has he waited to finally be accepted, Into the infamous Black Ops bumming gang. The feel of male reproductive organs as they enter into him, At last dawn breaks along with his anal virginity. . Fall on your knees! Stick your bum into the air! Oh scream in pain, as Black Ops brutally rapes you! Oh scream in pain, oh scream, oh bloody pain! . Bruce Bear smiles as THE_ walks into the room, His male reproductive organs hanging out and it’s already dripping. So led by the light of romantic candles flickering, Here comes THE_ and his monstrous male reproductive organ. Bruce Bear great timess fast as THE_ pounds his bum, “Was that good for you?” THE_ brings down the house. . “DON’T ASK ME QUESTIONS, I DON’T LIKE ING QUESTIONS!” Oh Dear Bruce Bear, THE_ is kicking your teeth in! Oh Dear Bruce Bear, Oh Dear, Oh Bruce Bear! . Welcome to Prison, DrrtyCop, you’ll like it, Meet the other prisoners like Opheliamammary glandsupp. Drrtycop walks over and grabs her by her crotch She pushes her forcefully to the ground. Her fingers plunge into her gaping woman's genitals, Ophelia, she loves it ‘cause she’s a dirty ! . “Yes, keep fingering me! I love the way it feels!” “Oh orgasm you ”, DrrtyCop starts to fist! Oh orgasm you , oh orgasm, oh you **! (view post)	11/29/2008
	Kingdom of Loathing Aye but also No. I heard about it and then at least 100 years later I stumbled upon forumwarz again and started to play. (view post)	11/29/2008
	A free BP for everyone! I’d do anything for free BP. (view post)	11/29/2008
	Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!) E-Peen! (view post)	11/26/2008
	Lennonparty and Georgio Ahmhorni™ in ppwn shop 11/19 Prefer the stats on Georgio and can’t afford Lennon and Earbleeders so will wait for them! (view post)	11/19/2008
	question about the row peen, maybe a glitch? Nut Buster Posted: no because you could just save them. No you can’t. Once you stock up on 12 forum visits (3 days rollover) you won’t get any more at the next rollover. (view post)	11/17/2008
	Douchy & Baggana™ Trollglbumes - Are these working for anyone? SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted: crappy glbumes imo, basically useless, the johnson & johnson contacts rule, i had just enough coin on my rere to afford them the other day. now itll be a question of whether i can make enough money to keep them repaired since deliveries are so incredibly cheap lately One job covers all my repairs for 2 days. -shrugs- (view post)	11/17/2008
	CLOSED - Post for a chance to win 4BP toast (view post)	11/17/2008
	How To Beat The Final Forum of Ep2 Without Consumables or Grinding [SPOILERS] Hacker for a reason. (view post)	11/15/2008

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