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	WLKCOOME TO MY THARED. whoa whoa, holy ** man I’m like, melted fish, and you’re melted face? That’s like ing trippy far out **, man how high do you even have to BE to have COINCIDENCES like that god daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn (view post)	05/29/2010
	lol.. my great auntie said I admit I was kinda hoping her alzheimer’s would kick in, and she’d completely forget everything, and the conversations would just loop around. I miss talking to her already ;_; (view post)	03/01/2010
	items turning into items turning into items Yeah, but surge protectors are irritating as hell: why spend a few hundred flezz for 9 turns of avoidance that I HAVE to do in advance, when I can buy 20 of everything and have pretty much /infinite/ protection from power spikes? (view post)	02/15/2010
	Who's your favorite EP3 character this far? [SPOILER WARNING] It…Great Aunt Geraldine is just the gift that keeps on giving and I only regret that one day my conversations with her will end. (view post)	02/15/2010
	[HUGE SPOILER WARNING] ITT: Post your final according to your alignment (building a wiki article) Okay, sure. So…was he DirrtyCop? What was even going on with the internet court thing? Was Shallow responsible for the INTERNET NUCLEAR EXPLOSION HOAX or something? What does the FBO code do? There’s lots of stuff here that just…never got explained and in an exposition as big as Shallow’s, it just seems kinda odd. Like, why was PurifyingSelector88 after you in the first place, if he wasn’t also Shallow? (view post)	02/11/2010
	[HUGE SPOILER WARNING] ITT: Post your final according to your alignment (building a wiki article) I admit I’m kind of confused about how a lot of the sTalk people could in fact be Shallow. What with the Tubsonics and all. (view post)	02/11/2010
	Ending Discussion Thread (Spoilers? All over the place!) Um, I finished it as a Lawful/Good alignment. That was not where I expected the story to go but that is in fact pretty ****ing awesome. For some reason, Ophelia’s final exchange is my favorite. Regarding the reward for defeating episode 3: Do I need more alts to unlock more of the rewards, or? (view post)	02/09/2010
	Ok I give up. It's well known I'm very special, so what's the trick to the final boss? {spoilers, obv} Okay, so. Trying to beat the Sentrillion boss. Am I missing a gimmick I’m supposed to use, or am I really just supposed to deal 500000 damage? I can do that, I guess, I’m just making sure. (view post)	02/08/2010
	spoilers Generic Mission Problem Okay so I need to go pwn the Gilded Country Club forum, apparently… Except it’s nowhere to be found anywhere on my list. I can’t go back and read the conversation again if there’s anything I need to do to unlock it, but I don’t REMEMBER there being anything particularly confusing about how to get to it. I’m kind of confused, what do I do? (view post)	01/29/2010
	Halloween Challenge 2009 Just tell me it’s only a peen I’m missing out on here. I hate these notpr0n type puzzles, and if I’m missing out on some /astonishingly useful item/ I am going to rage so hard. (view post)	11/01/2009
	Petition to remove Special Items from itembuildr Sure, if you were THERE for the Master Ball. Mind you, I was, but I didn’t have enough on my hacker to purchase it. So he has the Conficker virus. (view post)	05/05/2009
	uesin thde emsptiy sapece at the flaembat fronpatges fosr seamothin ismportatn palse hey, you **ed that ** up, man there’s no wedding ring in that picture, man. (view post)	05/01/2009
	so I don't get this blank post ** man whoa man I think your blank space got shorter man what the ** dude that’s crazy (view post)	04/29/2009
	so I don't get this blank post ** man sure okay that I can understand man, that is some cool ** (view post)	04/29/2009
	so I don't get this blank post ** man it’s like okay man you’ve made me hit ctrl +f and hit ‘’ man now that’s that’s okay I guess but couldn’t you like couldn’t you put some kickbum ascii of a dog in there or some **? Maybe like, mega-picard? that’d be so awesome, man (view post)	04/28/2009
	bend over forumwarz hey man hey man I don’t think you thought about like about like the **ing RAMIFICATIONS man now I already got a master ball man, because I was paying the attention but there’s like ramifications and consequences for this kinda ** man seriously (view post)	04/28/2009
	ITT: troutse whoa man how did you get those pants walking around without ****ing legs, man you’re blowing my mind (view post)	03/04/2009
	Dwarf Fortress: Uthgurugog - oh god carps of doom Hey man this dwarf fortress ** it’s **ing off the hook, man. (view post)	12/31/2008
	okay so i uh iokay, first off there’s this **in, like, mushroom farm wait that’s not where I should start, , okay, so there’s this guy I owed a lot of weed to now uh I couldn’t just get him the weed because my en, like—yeah, I couldn’t buy any seeds because the dude was like ‘ no, you’re just gonna grow your own and sell them you ing male reproductive organ’ and I’m like ‘I don’t have any ing soil’ and he’s like ‘well what would you do witht hem anyway’ and I guess whatever the whoa okay, so he was probably right but anyway, look, the point is, there’s this guy and he wouldn’t uh wait no I owed him some ing weed and then I was gonna get him the weed but I couldn’t get the ing seeds cause this guy wouldn’t ing sell them to me but anyway so there’s this ing mushroom farm right I mean like not a farm where there’s like, mushrooms everywhere and they’re doing you know like, whatever the mushrooms do when they’re making new mushrooms—I mean, they were doing that, probably, I don’t ing know, they’re mushrooms, but I meant that wasn’t, like, the entire /point/ of the farm. wait maybe it was, since, like, farmers collect seeds and to keep farms going? look the point of this is that there was a mushroom farm, and I’m trying to pay some guy back in weed. so, like, this wasn’t my mushroom farm or anything, if I owned a in mushroom farm I wouldn’t be sitting here on the internet, I’d be like, farming some shrooms should probably specify that we’re talking magic shrooms here, you ing re-res, I would not be sitting here talking about those average ing brown mushrooms you buy in the store, but please, try to smoke them, it’s kinda entertaining when you guys tyr to pretend you’re ne trolls or whatever the point here is there was a en mushroom farm, and i was going there to get some mushrooms for this guy I owed a lot of, like, weed to, yeah, I know mushrooms are not weed I can tell the en difference christ I’m not dumb, but maybe the dude would take some ing mushrooms, it’s not like I didn’t try to get the en weed, the guy wouldn’t sell me the seeds or whatever the anyway, there’s this farm, right, and this dude is growing some seriously in sweet magic mushrooms, and I’m gonna go, like, buy some in, like, shrooms from him, but I realize I have no money, right, it’s all tied up in flezz and and this dude isn’t gonna take some internet money now, yeah, I had non-flezz money, but I spent it all on weed from this one dude I was trying to buy, like, ing weed seeds from, but I ende dup with just some pretty good bud but he wouldn’t sell me the seeds or some because, like, he thought I was gonna grow the weed myself and then sell it to some dumb well I guess he was kinda right in the end anyway there was this ing mushroom farm and I needed som money to pay for the shrooms because I was out of cash because this ing dude would not sell me ing marijuana seeds it was the most stupid ne bull ever man anyway, so I’m trying to get some, like, in money out of this one dude who owes me some weed. he kept, like, he kept trying to give me weed instead, but I was like ‘, you idiot, I am trying to get shrooms here, not weed’, but was he listening? no, he just kept ing talking so anyway, I stole his wallet while he wasn’t looking, had like twenty bucks in it it was pretty cash so, uh, anyway, so I had like twenty bucks, and I was going to this, now, this is ing brilliant here, I was going to this, like, mushroom farm, man dude there sells some sweet in shrooms, just thing the I needed for this one dude I owed some weed to, right? But I figured he’d take these shrooms instead yeah, I thought of buying it, but that’s another story anyway, so the guy, right, he’s like ‘you want some shrooms, man’ and I’m ina mazed, like, this dude’s ing psychic or some , anyway, I’m kinda like, ‘whoa, , dude, you got me nailed, man, no homo’ and he’s like ‘alright, dude, so, like, twenty bucks’ll get you a ton’ and anyway it was a great in deal not like that one dude who wouldn’t sell me some ing seeds to grow marijuana or something christ anyway, so, like, got all these shrooms, righ,t they’rw some wicked ign srhpoom s man and then i like gowent and anyway thats tlsiethat like one dude Iashasdk was gonna give some, like, sdfhas esoem an weed to but i sdf didn’t have anyahher abecause this one danwya the point is i was gonna give him the ing shroaooms right but he wouldn’t in take themasld fman he was like ‘, i asked for weed dude’ what a **ing bumhole anyway the eral point to this whole story is that, like how do you take grbum stains out of denim? (view post)	12/21/2008
	Troll Liberation Front hey I I said **ing hey, man okay you’re listening good, okay, so like the thing is that you don’t want them to love us now don’t get me wrong we do love our camwhores and hackers are kinda cool when our boxes are ed and all but oh man we don’t need this familiarity, because it breeds in contempt, man. That’s what familiarity does. I heard that in a movie once, and it was one of those n, like, military movies or some , man, so don’t with it anyway, what you have to realize here is that, like. We don’t need liberating, man. We know where we stand with people. We don’t have any bull holding us back we ain’t playing the same game these other dudes are playing, and so we are already free. We are on top of the world, my friend you only have to, like, open your **ing eyes and see it, man. (view post)	12/20/2008