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	An open letter to my son CAPTAIN SODA Posted: MOM YOURE EMBARbumING ME J/K LUCINDA SHERWOOD ISNT POWARFUL ENOUGH TO BE MY MOTHER Ha ha. That was a really powerful trick Captain Soda! No wonder you got so much power! (view post)	06/12/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA INSTIUTE FOR LEARNING HIGHER POWAR One time I made a comic about a superhero I made up called Prophet. He sometimes knew what was going to happen before it even happened, and he could make time slow down. He fought a werewolf in one comic I drew, and he killed it too. If I could have superpowers I would want that one! For sure! One time at school, these kids were calling me Johnny, and they kept calling me Johnny (my name isn’t Johnny I don’t know why they call me Jonny but it makes me really really mad) and they kept saying Johnny Johnny Johnny like that. And I got really mad and grabbed one of them who was saying it and pushed him against the wall and lifted him up and told him to stop calling me Johnny my name’s not Johnny. He got a real scared look on his face and I let him go. (view post)	06/12/2008
	Goodbye, cruel world R2 Posted: Deer forumwarriors My tiem here has been fun (Log in to see images!) and I would liek to thank u for accepting me so redily into ur ranks. My pain has been a little less overwhelming after I founded this place, and I haev even made new friends. Just a few days ago I met a man named “Captain Soda” who offerd to punch me inna stomach (i figure that’s kind of like a hug, only with more powar). And yesterday, I met Mr. Henry Wadsworth Longefellow himself, which was very surprising to me because I thought he had been ded for at least 10 years. He shared some of his pottery (sp?) with me, which was very neice of him. However, my wild online suckess has only shown me how empty my other life is. I have no frends, my parents don’t give me enuff moneys, and the grrrrls won’t date me even thought I shoot looks at them and play hard-to-catch. So I am sad (Log in to see images!) to tell you all that I haev decided to “souffle off my mortal coil”, to “end it all”, to “go gentle into that good night”. I haev ordered a bottle of sleeping pills from a nice Swedish person on ebay (trelle69), and soon I will be able to carry out my plank. I hoep u will all be supportive of my decishun. Why do you want to die for? If you don’t have enough friends you can come over to my house and I can show you my comics! (view post)	06/12/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA INSTIUTE FOR LEARNING HIGHER POWAR CAPTAIN SODA Posted: THE HULK TORE WOLVERINE IN HALF AND WOLVERINE HAD TO CLIMB UP A MOUNTAIN TO HEAL HIMSELF That was just one of their fights though and still Hulk didn’t kill Wolverine, but Hulk is stronger still though. Wolverine just has a mutant healing factor or else Hulk would have kiled him for sure. (view post)	06/11/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA INSTIUTE FOR LEARNING HIGHER POWAR Captain Soda is REALLY powerful! That’s another thing that is powerful! (view post)	06/11/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA INSTIUTE FOR LEARNING HIGHER POWAR CAPTAIN SODA Posted: YEAH ZOMBIE HULK IS EVEN MORE HARDER TO HURT IN ZOMBIE FORM AND HES MORE ANGRY BECAUSE HES MORE HUNGRY WHICH MEANS HES MORE POWARFUL AND THE THING STILL ONE The Thing is smarter is why he won. Bruce Banner is smarter than Ben Grimm is but Thing is smarter than Hulk is. So Thing is REALLY powerful. Also Wolverine fought Hulk like four times and neither of them won. They both just beat each other up a lot. (view post)	06/11/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA INSTIUTE FOR LEARNING HIGHER POWAR CAPTAIN SODA Posted: YOU WERE RITE UNTIL YOU SAID THE HULK WAS STRONGER THAN THE THING THE THING DEFEATED ZOMBIE HULK IN FANTASTIC FOUR Zombie hulk is different than regular Hulk though. Just like Ultimates is different from the regular stories. In the regular ones Hulk is the strongest of all the Marvel guys and Superman is strongest of all DC ones. But Thing is REALLY powerfull too so is Sub Mariner and so is Sub Mariner and so is Thor and so is Hercules and Iron Man is really powerful too but not without his Iron Man suit, then he’s just normal. Silver Surfer is really strong too and so is Ms. Marvel and Rogue because she stole all of Ms. Marvels powers once and killed her. (view post)	06/11/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA INSTIUTE FOR LEARNING HIGHER POWAR CAPTAIN SODA Posted: ITT I WILL HELP YOU TO LEARN THE SECRETS OF POWAR IN MY SKOOL YOU WILL COMPLETE YOUR bumIGNMENTS OR ILL PUNCH YOU WHICH MIGHT KILL YOU SO DO THEM LESSON #1: TO BE POWARFUL YOU MUST KNOW POWARFUL THINGS. THINK OF SOMETHING POWARFUL AND POST IT HERE FOR CREDIT Superman and the Incredible Hulk are powerful! I got lots of those comics. Hulk can’t fly, but he gets stronger the more he gets mad at stuff. Superman is really powerful but Kryptonie can stop him sometimes, I don’t think nothing can stop the Hulk when he’s mad. The Thing from the Fantastic four is powerful too but not as powerful as the Hulk or Superman. Those are powerful things right? (view post)	06/11/2008
	HI! Is there some Klan I could join so I can make more friends? OH GOOD! I will do that right away then! (view post)	06/11/2008
	HI! Is there some Klan I could join so I can make more friends? Thanks for inviting me, but enjoy sounds like a really mean and kinda scary klan. My dad said to be careful of strangers who might wanna do that to me. (view post)	06/11/2008
	Official Forumwarz contest: Create your own emo-ku! Cheer up everyone Your life could be a lot worse I have downs syndrome (view post)	06/11/2008
	Official Forumwarz contest: Create your own emo-ku! I am not re re my dad says I am special I draw comic books (view post)	06/11/2008
	HI! Is there some Klan I could join so I can make more friends? Dr_Kraid Posted: you will die, alone and with virginity intact, of a coronary at the ripe old age of 32 You’re not a very nice doctor! My doctor said that people with downs syndrome don’t live as long as people with not downs syndrome but they can still live a long long time. SO THERE! (view post)	06/11/2008
	HI! Is there some Klan I could join so I can make more friends? My best friend is Eirairaianna! She is so nice and likes my comics and likes to roleplay and has super neato lightning bolt magic. I am also in Captain Soda’s fanclub, I interviewed him once, and he’s got super neato super powers. But my dad tells me I’m not a re-re, I’m just special and so Captain Soda couldn’t let me in his Klan to play with him. Does anyone want to be my friends? I could let you come over to my mom and dads house and read my comics! (view post)	06/11/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted: A friend of mine had a cat like you once. Log in to see images! Spoiler V It ended badly. Log in to see images! You better not be mean to Captain Soda’s kittie, or I will spank you monkey! (view post)	06/11/2008
	Post Your CAPTAIN SODA-inspired art projects here! That sure was a good story about Captain Soda! Can I draw that story in a comic Yiff Tannen? (view post)	06/11/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB WOW! That’s so neato! It’s a good thing I am in your fan club then! It’s too bad that I can’t be in your Klan too. I understand but like my dad says, I am not a re-re, I am just special, and a great comic book artist. Well my dad doesn’t say I am a great artist, he wants me to be a actor in T.V. like Corky he says. But I say I am a great artist so there! It’s sure a good thing with all those superpowers, you are a good guy Captain Soda! You would sure be a mean bad guy if you were a bad guy but you are a crime fighter you told me. (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB Yiff Tannen Posted: CAPTAIN SODA was bit by a radioactive Mountain Dew and then trained in the mysic/martial arts and received a weapon of great power from a dying alien and he is also a mutant. WOW! Is that true Captain Soda? What was the alien like? How did he give you your powers? Did he touch you and he was all gross and icky? What kind of mutant powers do you got now? Can you do Kung Fu AND Karate? My dad took me to Karate lessons at the Y lotsa times and my teacher said I did really really good at it. How did the can bite you if it don’t have no teeth? Did it really hurt when the can bit you? What weapon did you get? Is it like a neato terrific super awesome sword? Or like a ring like the Green Lantern has? (view post)	06/10/2008
	Kamikaze Pizza Co officially shutting its doors. Yiff Tannen Posted: Boys should only kiss boys if they’re both wearing fursuits otherwise it’s gay. But if both the boys were wearing fur suits, how could they kiss? Wouldn’t the suits make it so that they couldn’t kiss each other? Like the mascot at the baseball games my dad takes me to sometimes. The mascot hugs me and sometimes tells me how special I am, but he can’t kiss me or anything because his costume gets in the way. Unless maybe it’s like a fur suit superhero costume with the kinds of masks like Robin wears? Now I am really really confused! (view post)	06/10/2008
	Kamikaze Pizza Co officially shutting its doors. Evil Karp Posted: Evil Salmon here, ow that’s why you’re so confused, because of your daddy! And congratulations with your ’’girlfriend’’ I hope you stay happy as a confused virgin!Log in to see images! Thanks about my girlfriend she’s really nice. You aren’t Evil Salmon though, you are Evil Karp. I don’t understand. I don’t understand what you mean about me being confused either. Maybe you mean that you knew that I would be confused by you pretending to be Evil Salmon? I am confused about that for sure! How could you be two different people? (view post)	06/10/2008

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