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POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^You know what?
Why not. (view post) |
05/25/2010 |
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105BP Girlz post your noodz for TAM (or doodz get your chick to post noodz)I reccomend trying and finding out. (view post) |
04/04/2009 |
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Seriously?? Flame everywhere?Fortunato Posted:
A good troll should also never ever ever apologize, I think.
And your apology wasn’t nearly sarcastic enough to qualify for trollhood.
Now you must be eaten by the other trolls.
It’s totally the law. (view post) |
03/17/2009 |
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POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^muktuk Posted:
And this surprises you in a camwhore forum? (view post) |
02/26/2009 |
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ITT: I SUCK YOUR male reproductive organ*Takes breath to tell long-winded story*
*Pauses*
*Stops*
*Hangs head*
Too easy. (view post) |
02/26/2009 |
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Whores Just Wanna Give BlowjobsOMG THIS TOTALLY REMINDS ME OF THT TIME I WAS BLOWING MY BOYFRIEND AND… (view post) |
02/12/2009 |
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If you didn't post a pic of yourself here, you're automatically fat.She does have some amazing eyes. (view post) |
02/11/2009 |
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FAIL's guide to good RPing and better posting in generalThis totally reminds me of that time I dressed up as Winnie the Pooh for my boyfriend and screamed “TAKE MY HUNNYCUNNY” over and over ‘cuz it was the only way to get him hard. (view post) |
02/11/2009 |
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peition for fail to post naked picsOdalisque Posted:
My boyfriend said that once, except it was about my dog, and then Fluffy cried for a week and we had to take him to the vet and my parents thought it was my fault and my daddy shoved a broom handle up my bum so I’d know how it felt but he didn’t know it but I liked it and my boyfriend shoved a broom handle up my bum every time now because I like splinters. (view post) |
02/10/2009 |
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POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^Like, I totally support nudity. And like, I totally especially support female nudity. And like, there was this time where everybody was naked, like I think clothes weren’t invented or something, and I bet everybody loved it.
Yeah. (view post) |
02/10/2009 |
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Dragons, love them, hate them, or just don't care??Possibly a Cabbage Posted:
Thought that was more appropriate. (view post) |
02/06/2009 |
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Dragons, love them, hate them, or just don't care??There’s not an option for “I find them mildly annoying and remarkably stupid but I don’t have it in me to hate them beyond wondering what kind of person thinks ‘random dragon posting lolol’ is entertaining.”
Why is there no such option?
(See, Mr Card? I CAN post without a story about blowing my boyfriend. Of course, there was this one time where he wanted to see if he got off while we were going down a drop on a roller coaster if his great times would be antigravity’d, but that’s another story that ended in a holding cell, so…Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/05/2009 |
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It's me! :catfur:Femline Posted: |
02/05/2009 |
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KrataLightbladeOMG you’re SO MEAN!
It’s like this time I was eating icecream and found out it wasn’t icecream and I was SO SAD! (view post) |
02/02/2009 |
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FINGERZ, MD ANSWERS YOUR BURNING MEDICAL QUESTIONS!OMG my boyfriend keeps complaining that it hurts when I blow him and he keeps whining about my teeth but he doesn’t understand the blood makes it so I don’t notice the green goo coming out of his male reproductive organ and I just don’t know what to do because if I can’t blow him he won’t like me anymore and I need a boyfriend and all the boys says they’ll only date me if I blow them so you totally have to help me! (view post) |
02/02/2009 |
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What's this ****ing expectationOMG I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YER TALKING ABOUT HERE cuz there was this one time I was totally talking to my boyfriend and we were talking about ponies cuz who doesn’t like ponies right especially My Little Ponies because they’re awesome and he was totally getting bored and he almost fell asleep so I had to blow him for like an hour because he just wouldn’t talk to me so there I was with his great times all over my face and he was laughing at me and I was totally ****ed and I smeared it all over his shirt and he kept laughing really loud and I was even more ****ed and that’s when I told him I was blowing all his best friends too the whole football team and the nerds down the street who played D&D in their basement I totally told him I was their elf **** or something and he was all ****ed and was like “THAT’S TOTALLY NOT FUNNY” and I was like what why is it my job to be funny you’re totally an bumhole and then he got ****ed so I blew him again but the moral of the story is that sometimes you’re funny and sometimes you’re not funny and it’s totlaly not your job to be funny unless you’re a comedian and then I guess it is kinda your job but most comedians suck at their jobs and I don’t think you are one so I guess it’s totally not your job unless I’m wrong and you are in which case it totally IS your job and you should be funny all the time and not even take vacations because I hate it when good comedians go away for awhile or die or something and that sucks and now I’m sad so I’m going to go blow my boyfriend again kay bye. (view post) |
02/02/2009 |
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I'll be nice to you in this thread.OMG you totally has a ukelele and that’s awesome and you’re awesome and soooooo pretty and totally nice and awesome and I think I’d be gay for you but I’m all gender-confused so I dunno if I’d be gay or straight for you or if I’d just go insane and explode my brains thinking about it cuz thinking is hard and hurts and you don’t want me to hurt and cry and be sad right because you’re awesome and a nifty spiffy chick and I totally was tellin’ this story about my principal and my boyfriend who’s totally dumping me because everybody saw his male reproductive organ while I was blowing him in the broom closet like it’s totally my fault that the guys I told would bring cameras you’d think he totally wouldn’t blame me for that it’s not like I knew they’d post those pix in the school newspaper and now see I’m sad again I totally need someone to cheer me up so be totally nice to me please because my principal is totally saying if I don’t blow him in the broom closet I’m gonna fail but he’s bringing a video camera and I think he’s going to post me all over the internet and I don’t want to be on the internet blowing some creepy old guy because if I’m going to be on the internet I want it to be with some hot young stud or maybe a lesbian video or maybe a gay video I dunno I don’t even know who or what I am but I totally don’t want to get caught blowing some creepy old guy with a wrinkly male reproductive organ so save me pleeeeeeeeease! (view post) |
02/02/2009 |
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Sequence from a very rare porn movie starring FranLike, totally, OMG, you guys are like my ex-boyfriend who posted our private webcam shows all over the internet because he was mad when he found out about that time I had seven guys over for a party and didn’t invite him. (view post) |
01/31/2009 |
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JALAPENO BOOTYHURTOMG THIS MAN’S bum IS TOTALLY IN PAIN AND YOU ARE TOTALLY MAKING FUN OF HIM I CANT BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME MY BOYFRIEND WAS ALL ‘IT WAS AN ACCIDENT’ AND I BLED AND IT HURT A LOT FOR A WEEK AND MY DADDY ALMOST ENDED UP IN JAIL BECAUSE I TOLD THE DOCTOR IT WAS TOTALLY HIS FAULT BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT MY BOYFRIEND TO GET IN TROUBLE AND bumS HURT WHEN THEY HURT AND IT’S TOTALLY NOT NICE TO MAKE FUN YOU GUYS ARE MEEEEEEEAN. (view post) |
01/31/2009 |
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OFFICIAL List of all unfunny fabulous persons on forumwarzOMG so many people!
I laughed at some of their posts!
OH NO! I’M NOT COOL ANYMORE!
Oh God… oh God! I have to find an Emo to tell me what to do when you’re not loved and cool and awesome anymore! (view post) |
01/31/2009 |