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	No abilities on ophelia missions You should have the “Martyr” ability. It kills you. If it’s not on your bar, try adding it. (view post)	12/05/2007
	Let me tell you all about Bubsy 3D. what is autistic (view post)	12/05/2007
	Let me tell you all about Bubsy 3D. what is bubsy (view post)	12/05/2007
	all you klan ****s i want 2 be an orificer now PEOPEL HOO LIKE PUMPKNIS U SHUD BE IN PUMPKIN KREW (view post)	12/05/2007
	Do I get a reward? (Semi-Spoilers) Megaflare Posted: Dunno if it’s really all that impressive since it’s much easier than just doing the nuke forum over and over. Well no, but it does require some planning, and strikes me as a very “achievement-esque” thing to get an e-peen for. I don’t think every e-peen needs to be for some sort of amazing unique accomplishment, as you want there to be ones that simply take a bit of planning out to earn. Like, to do this, I had to save up the max number of visits and then use them all in a way that was less than optimal for my deliveries. It’s a silly and almost pointless thing to do, but I wanted to see how feasable it was to pwn every forum in a row as fast as possible. (I could probably trim some time off of it, too.) (view post)	12/05/2007
	Do I get a reward? (Semi-Spoilers) ForumWarz Posted: 12/04/2007 Pwned PWNED the Forum: Coral Springs Nuclear Generating Station 5:18PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: Woe is Us 5:12PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: The Furry Farm 5:07PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: That’s a Lot of Feces! 5:02PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: South Carolina Marine Fisheries Forum 4:59PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: Rice, Rice, Baby 4:57PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: R.P.Genius 4:55PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: Konservative Kristian Koalition 4:51PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: Headbanger’s Hellhole…of Death 4:49PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: Fitness fabulous personry 4:46PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: Dr. Jojo’s Plastic Surgery Stronghold 4:44PM Pwned PWNED the Forum: Denture Chat 4:43PM I was hoping to have them all at once. But Some people stole a few out from under me. I got close, though. And could definitely pull it off if I did it when nobody else was around. So. No “defeated all of the forums in one no-death run in one day” e-peen? Hm? Please? It’d be a doable one for most folks, but still a bit of an accomplishment. (view post)	12/04/2007
	cowboys are gay Flint Posted: now which one of yew was so insecure that he decided to slander me with this custom title. Ah’m blaming yew, Kelp Plankton, and I swear I’ll have my justice upon you. it wasnt me but i endorse it (view post)	12/04/2007
	Want Site Updates? Check out our Official Blog! ...is there some way to change the header back to the original pretty orange one? Because as neat as a custom header is I just don’t want to see this constantly. Also the lots of capital letters and insults are only funny initially so uhm, yeah… as an option it’s great, but. I’d like to have it normal myself. (view post)	12/04/2007
	cowboys are gay seriously they ride horses and ** and only girls like horses and and cowboys they sit around and eat beans and then have gay sex theyre **ing lame come on whats with cowboys being lame and gay seriously they like men thers no cowgirls and if they are its the creepy furry kind of cowgirl and thats another reason cowboys are gay is that they are cowboys and secretly long to be cows (view post)	12/03/2007
	troll stupedly itt Log in to see images! (view post)	12/03/2007
	do not ** up this thred u fabulous persons it is the best thred ever Tony Starks Posted: Megaflare Posted: fabulous persons? ... I think I might be gay… my dad would hurt me if he found out… I’m trusting you guys to keep this a secret!!!! lets ** quoting for future reference as “you are a fabulous person” material (view post)	12/03/2007
	post itt if u were a good boy or girl and santa is bringing you something nice Cubear Posted: eponymous_ennui Posted: and then what? that you may love it for a fleeting moment: maybe a week, a month, a year? that you may share a short moment of happiness with the rabbit, and share such memories that will haunt you every night you lie in your bed, alone and naked, watching the hour hand of your clock as it ticks your life away second by second, wondering why your “rabbit” no longer shares your bed? will you wake up screaming her name every **ing night even though you kow that thta whore is sharing someone els’es ing bed EVEN NOW> they’ll all leave you, one by =one, sooner oa ater. they always **ing leave you. why ca’t you just let me love you marie it is okay the rabbit i ma thinking about is an inanimate object and so can be replaced if stolen. dont talk about my male reproductive organ that way u hurt its felings (view post)	12/02/2007
	do not ** up this thred u fabulous persons it is the best thred ever Flint Posted:** I already explained myself, he was hustling me at poker. Had a seed pod full of aces. He got what was coming for him. That’s what amounts for justice these days. I am what amounts for justice these days. dude your sig is like 3d how did u do that (view post)	12/02/2007
	It's Live Tonight - Forumwarz: The Rebalancing Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted: That’s how we plan to approach this. Flezz could become Brownie Points (in very high amounts) but we’re not comfortable with people buying Flezz. At the very least, if we were allow something like that, we would take those characters off the Leaderboards, restrict their E-peen™, and perhaps deface their level names and avatars accordingly. The idea of a FWZ “GameShark” has been proposed for newbs who just want to see what happens without bothering to grind Log in to see images! If you do this, I suggest you also limit them to a significant distance behind the plot progression that actual players are able to see. Something like 2-3 episodes behind. (view post)	12/01/2007
	post itt if u were a good boy or girl and santa is bringing you something nice Cubear Posted: that doesn’t matter so long as he brings me a rabbit i got u a rabbit and by rabbit i mean my male reproductive organ (view post)	12/01/2007
	USELESS EXTRA UPGRADE POINTS I HAVE THREE POITNS AND I CAN’T USE THEM ON ANYTHING WHAT THE ** WHAT THE CROTCH ZOMBIE IS **ING US AGAIN (view post)	12/01/2007
	general suggestions thread! I am of the opinion that this needs to be a troll avatar option. Log in to see images! It’s a well-known optical illusion that’s intended to be viewed upside-down. This way it just looks weird as ****. Seems to fit. (view post)	12/01/2007
	do not ** up this thred u fabulous persons it is the best thred ever this is my grand posting post it is the time to post my grand post the post of all posts no post past this post will be able to post it’s post in a posting post of posts Log in to see images! now lets get started first is a list of things i find cool 1 pumkins 2 me 3 pimpkins (like pumpkins but theyre pimps) 4 pumpkin krew 5 godzila 6 7 Log in to see images! 8 godzila 9 lists 10 the number ten heres the part of my post that is an opticel alusion Log in to see images! now this is wher i am going 2 tell u about my favorite foods 1 pumnpink pie 2 pumpkin bred 4 pumkin seeds 3 pumpkin cbumerole 6 pumkin soup 4 pumpkin pancakles 10 pumpkin pie flavored ice cream now this is why i tell u why i am awesom you know that macho macho man thing i told them to add that thats rite im like a contributor to the site im a step above all of you see im might as wel be a narator and ban newbs al day long also this one time i fit an entire wallaby into a tree stump it was hot also also i made this post its the greatest post of all time now its the part of the show where we read viewer mail heres a letter from an adoring fan dear kelp why are you so awesome i am a hot girl and we should have sex all the time because your male reproductive organ is so big and you get all the ladies we should have an orgy with just you and hot women and maybe a pumpkin too or maybe just pumpkins sincerly that hot girl who wants to have sex with u well what a thoughtful leter i will see u in my apartment later tonight you heard her ladies its time for an orgy so bring your best pumpkins and we will have som fun after my mom goes to bed well that about wraps it up for this post i guess so leave your comments and praises here and maybe in a futer instalment il answer your leters thank you people and goodnight! Log in to see images!** http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5639/2020/400/Lincoln%20Illusion1.jpg (view post)	12/01/2007
	I am a very sexual person.... CommunistBoilingTesticles Posted: i consider myself bi-curious… I feel i am very sensitive and my very extroverted, joking facade conceals a very pbumionate individual… please be gentle… lets hava 3som with another girl on the boerds volunteers??? (view post)	12/01/2007
	Great moments in trolling i once trolled a forum for orphans and flamed it to the ground literaly i set the building on fire well it was the building with the forum server in it but seriously they were pwned (view post)	11/30/2007

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