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Power puff girlsThe town of the city was in the rest time.
A giant monster appeared while it was resting time!
The powerpuff girls come and fly up to the monster “Please begin the stopping!” They asked
The monster laughed and got a gun and shot the girls (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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HalfLifeGordon Freeman made construction in his Science.
“I have the potion solution!” shout Gordon, hold up the potion.
Suddenly, his potion solution constructed nuclear in its half life and opened up a black wormholee!
Combine everywhere began to danube out of the portal.
“NOT COMIBNE!” shout Gordon, as he tries to put his closet in front of the portal, but the Combine break through the clothes.
The Combine jumped around and destoryed of Science!
“MY SCIENCE!” scream Gordon, as the potion chemicals dropped to the floor and a beaker of SMASH!
And so Gordon used his spare chemicals to contruct a gun. The gun constructed in its bullets.
“NO MORE COMBINE!” shout Gordon, and all the Combine were a shot at and fell back through the worm hole. (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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House House HouseHouse
One day, House was walk into his House.
“It is good to have House House!” say House, as he walk into House House.
Suddenly, the door on House House opened and Time Paradox flew out!
“YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSE INSIDE HOUSE!” scream Time Paradox, as a paradox many times.
“But is House House!” say House.
“IT IS NO MORE FOR HOUSE HOUSE!” say Time Paradox, as the House disconnects from the floor and flys into Time Paradox.
And no more House House. “But my House House!” say House, as a not House House.
But Time Paradox would not return House House.
“I cannot return House House without a make Paradox!” say Time Paradox.
House was annoy at this, and jumped into the Time Paradox, to get back House House.
“HOUSE HOUSE!” shout House, but there were no House House inside Time Paradox.
“I have turned House House to bricks…” say Time Paradox, and Time Paradox closed and House was stuck inside Time Paradox forever. (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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Little Red Riding HoodLittle Red Riding Hood
One day, Red Riding Hood!
“I must take Cake Package to the grandmother!” say Riding Hood, as take the Cake Package.
Suddenly, a forest!
Tree leaves to fly around the forest.
Red Riding Hood to through the forest.
Suddenly, Bear jumped out from behind a tree!
“Bear!” yell Red Riding Hood, as Bear to danube around.
“Red Riding Hood I will taking of your Cake Package!” yell Bear, and steal Red Riding Hood’s Cake Package.
“Boo HooO!” say Riding Hood, “As not the Cake Package!”
And Bear to make eatings of all the Cake inside.
“But we have been made POISON!” say Cakes, as Bear to fall to ground.
“Hahahaha!” say Grandmother, “I knew bear would make a stealing from my cakes, so I made the poison flavour!”
And so Red Riding Hood and Grandmother to a celebration party! (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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Kung Fu PandaKung Fu Panda was sit in a forest.
Panda made all the animals do as his wishes.
“YOU SHALL ALL DO WHAT I SAY!” boamed Panda, “OR I SHALL MAKE A CUTTINGS OF YOU WITH MY KUNG FU!”
All the animals made a doing of the Panda’s wishes.
But humans were try to make a look for Bamboo Forest, because Bampoo can make a goodly papier!
The animals had had enough of being used by Panda, and gave humans location.
One day, Panda woke up and all animals had made away!
“Of making away animals”? ask Panda, but then Panda see that the forest was full of bulldozers.
“I shall make a kung fu of you!” shout Panda.
“YOU CANNOT KUNG FU ON BULLDOZER!” shout humans, as they chop down all forest. (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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carsCars
The cars were very happy.
Suddenly, flying cars were invented!
“Is no good for land cars!” say the Lightning Queen.
“THERE IS A NEW QUEEN OF CARS NOW!” say the flying cars, as people everywhere make disposal of their land cars in the trash. (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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LazytownLazytown
The people of Lazytown made a Lazy.
“WHY ARE YOU CREATING A LAZY!” shout Sports People, “YOU SHOULD MAKE AN ACTIVE!”
“No actives!” say Lazy people, and they go inside and make a playing games.
Then, the Sports People had idea!
“WE SHOULD CUT OFF INTERNETS!” say Sports People.
The Internets were cut off.
“THE INTERNETS ARE GONE!” shout Lazy people.
“Now you shall create the active!” say sports people, but the Lazy People had better idea instead!
They threw the Sports People into a fire as a sacrifice to get internets back.
“I WANT TO BACK THE INTERNETS!” shout the king of Lazy, as the sacrifice brought the internets back.
And everyone made a lazy internets forever… (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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Alvin and the ChipmunksAlvin and the Chipmunks
The Chipmunks make a squeaky song.
“Is good to make a squeaking!” say Theodore, make a squeaking.
“YOU ARE NOT SQUEAK LOUD ENOUGH”! yell Alvin, because Alvin had made a hang around the gangs.
“Alvin I do not like you hang around the gangs,” say Simon, “You have made into a violence!”
“I HAVE NOT MADE INTO A VIOLENCE!” scream Alvin, and he go into the cookie jar and pick up a gun, where he had hid it.
“Oh no you made a hiding of cookie?” say Theodore, “But I made eating of everything inside the jar!”
Suddenly, Alvin’s gun dissapeared from his hand because Theodore had eated it!
“YOU ARE BANISH FROM CHIPMUNK LAND!” scream the Chipmunks, as Alvin made a runnings out the window. (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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View this thread to receive a Haxploitation epeenOH YEAH (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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Glenn Beck is Right About everythingThat Reaction Face Guy Posted: |
09/02/2010 |
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Glenn Beck is Right About everythingThe city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some two hundred years ago, and very little has changed. It stank then, and it stinks now. But yesterday, Glenn Lee Beck lead a rally to purify the air in that fetid cesspool.
We have lots of names for Glenn Beck: bum, deadbeat, loser, sgreat times of the Earth. We’d like to sweep him into the gutter, or to some other out of the way place. Oh, we have our reasons. He’s depressing, he wears ragged clothes, he’s “crazy”. He smells bad.
This is where his fans, if not the great man himself, might object. But wait, we’re going somewhere with this. Because Glenn Beck is the truest of American heroes. Hardly one man in a hundred is able to reach the plateau of patriotism that Beck has, that uniquely national place where his interests perfectly and seamlessly meld with those of America. Pardon our French, but l’etat c’est Glenn.
Too many of us are easily distracted by the swirl and bustle of the media complex; caught up in pbuming fads and ginned up journalistic firestorms, we lose sight of the bigger picture. Mr. Beck does not. Out of the cyclonic, internecine fracas of modern discourse, he has discerned two immutable truths. First, that the only genuine way to show faith in America is the purchase of capitalist gold. Second, and the reason for this editorial, that The Simpsons is “the funniest show ever written on television”.
We can laud him for the first truth quickly. It is self evident that the hoarding of a precious metal whose value increases with human misery is a patriotic duty. Wags and pundits may cluck their tongues, stroke their beads and talk about the supposed hypocrisy of pitching apocalyptic investments while claiming to be on a mission to save the United States. But Mr. Beck is playing a deeper game. By calmly and civilly expounding on the potential horrors that await us, Beck is fighting against disaster while still preparing for it. His self-effacing and admirably altruistic mission to bring the true teachings of Martin Luther King, Jr. to the prosperous, melanin-free portion of the citizenry that had initially rejected them is to be wholly commended. An MLK who is anti-inequality and anti-war is the exact kind of vile “progressive” revisionism that Mr. Beck so routinely skewers with imperceptible logic and impenetrable reason.
It is on the second point where Mr. Beck makes a rare and uncharacteristic stumble. It goes almost without saying that the rank debasing of fatherly authority on television was instigated by the cultural revolutionaries of the 1960s. In turn, that led directly to the buffoonish, anti-American caricature of the television patriarch that is Homer Simpson. Mr. Beck has the perspicacity to realize that this was not the result of nebulous and uncontrollable cultural trends, but rather an amply dogreat timesented and maliciously directed decades long plot to smear the good names of Jim Anderson, Steve Douglas, and Ward Cleaver*.
Despite his usually keen ability to separate hard-nosed conservative wheat from effete liberal chaff, however, has Mr. Beck truly embraced the uncaring and irresponsible dervish that pbumes for Homer in Zombie Simpsons as the real item? The snobbish superman on display in Zombie Simpsons is a perfect socialist fantasy. He changes jobs regardless of skill or qualification, never displaying any thought for the economic prospects of his employers. He has no regard for his own health or well-being, relying on America’s overly generous system of emergency rooms to cure him of all ills. His deliberate and self-interested behavior at almost every opportunity is a socialist fantasy writ large: no responsibility, no consequences, and certainly no failure. In Zombie Simpsons, every day is Everybody Gets a Trophy Day.
How a man as clear eyed as Mr. Beck can fail to recognize this ultimate expression of an obvious forty-year-old hippie plot is beyond the authors of this editorial. Homer Simpson once stood for the deserved and perpetual failure of lazy, non-Randian slobs; he took comfort in un-luxurious housing, unionized job security, and the immaterial love of his family. Failure to condemn those peasant-like pleasures is tantamount to condoning them. For shame, Mr. Beck. (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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GLEETUBSWEETIE Posted:
No and why? (view post) |
09/01/2010 |
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GLEEGlee
One day, Glee Club were dance the stage.
“It’s good to make a dancing,” say Glee Club, as a sing.
But the sing was badly!
“Of the badly singing!” scream the crowd, as they throw rotten bananas at Glee Club.
“Stop throw your bananas!” shout Glee Club, but no one had listen and soon there were enough Bananas to grow a whole banana forest.
Suddenly, the seeds from the bananas fell the floor and trees sprung up from the ground.
A huge Banana Forest grew up from the ground and the whole city was turn to a forest of banana trees.
“Oh no” say Glee Club as they were trapped inside Banana Forest until the end of time. (view post) |
09/01/2010 |
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I have multiple Net Tranny OverProtectNo. (view post) |
09/01/2010 |
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Pikachus umbrellaThe nerd o powa Posted:
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09/01/2010 |
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Pikachus umbrella
Pikachus Umbrella
One day Pikachu was at Umbrella Store!
“I want to buy Umbrella!” say Pikachu.
“No!” say Ash, “I have not enough money!”
So Pikachu to go in the store and stealing of Umbrella!
“Oh no I am stolen” say Umbrella.
Pikachu had commited a crime of stolen Umbrella!
“I have the Umbrella now!” say Pikachu, and Ash and Pikachu made runnings away with their stolen Umbrella.
“That was fun!” say Pikachu, “I want stealing of more thing!”
“It’s not goodly to make stealings!” yell Ash, but Pikachu did no listen to him!
“I do not have to listen to YOU!” yell Pikachu, and he went to Television Store.
“I want to steal the Television!” say Pikachu, and he grab of TV and running from the store with it.
But the Police are waiting outside!
“Pikachu! WHY ARE YOU STEAL TELEVISION?” yell Police, and sending Pikachu to the Pokemon Prison!
“This will teach you to make stealings!” yell the Police Officer, as lock the cage on Pikachu, and a prison cell for all eternity! (view post) |
09/01/2010 |
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M E Nim a men (view post) |
09/01/2010 |
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What are the signs that Forumwarz is failing?thew00 Posted:
agree (view post) |
09/01/2010 |
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What are the signs that Forumwarz is failing?Quite ovbiously one of the many reasons we are a dying cmmunity is because of the lack of motivation (view post) |
09/01/2010 |
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Kentucky Fried Chicken Vs. Popeyes Vs. Chick fil aThe choice is clear (view post) |
09/01/2010 |