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Mr drilller twoBest in the series (view post) |
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Women vs Menhttp://professorlaytonds.com/ladiesvsgents/ (view post) |
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Wii fit called me fat!God damn game is stupid (view post) |
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I got puzzle agent!God dang it! The one with the bugs ****ed me off! (view post) |
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everyone calm downthew00 Posted:
Who’s Inspector bum****? All I know is Inspector Chelmey.. (view post) |
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everyone calm downbobdisgea Posted:
seriously All Spacekatd did was did her job. Jesus man, (view post) |
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everyone calm downImplying spacekadt was not doing the right thing (view post) |
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Thomas the Tank EngineOne day Thomas made a wheeling from the station.
“Of many a station wheeling!” say Thomas, but suddenly, people everywhere made a going to the station.
“We must destory all trains now!” shout people, “As no more coal trains, must electric be!”
Electric Train made a going into the station.
“I am many electrics,” say Electric Train, “And you are obselete!”
And with that, Electric Train shot a lightning bolt of electrics at Thomas, and Thomas made blown up! (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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MY TOASTER DIEDFU**** HOW AM I GONNA MAKE TOAST AND WAFFLES NAO? (view post) |
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Eurovision Song Contest 2009It was many snows to snow on Moscow.
“Yes, many snows!” say Russia, as it danube about.
Russia was very happy with it’s winnings on the past Eurovision.
“IT WAS GOOD THAT RUSSIA MADE A WINNINGS!” say the Balkans.
Finland danubed to the corner and making of Metal.
“Very goodly!” say Russia, “And with that, I shall make my danubes and welcome Europes to my contest!” The Europes made a sadly in the corner, for they could no win contest.
“I AM TIRED OF NO WINNING! RUSSIA ALWAYS MAKES ITS WIN! I SHALL GO NOW!” and Austria danubed out the window.
“Austira!” made a shouting Russia, “You shall not go as you have to make voting countires!”
The votes started to danube through the menu. (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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We are the PiratesAll the people of LazyTown were make a lazy. Suddenly, Pirates made their danube across the ocean! “Don’t make your lazies!” shout Captain Pirate, “Join us in our piratings!” The Pirates jumped into LazyTown and began to Pirate! “It’s nice to make pirate!” say Stephanie, and she turned to a Pirate! Soon, all the Lazys stopped making their lazy and turned to Pirates! The Pirates all went over to Computer. “Of Computer to a new type of piratings!” say Sportacus, and he insert a disc through the Computer and began to extract the internets! “Is goodly to extract many internets!” say Stephanie, and she made a stealing from many movies! The music notes began to danube around, as the pirates owned the whole of internets! Suddenly, the internet companies noticed that the internet was being made extracted! “Our internets are being extracted from LazyTown!” boam the people who want to go internets. The internets made 404 of their error. The people were annoy at no internets, and made a sending nuke to LazyTown. “Maybe we should have not made our stealings their detection!” shout Captain Pirate, as the nuke to collide LazyTown and a boom. (view post) |
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Harvest MoonHarvest Moon
The Moon made a fly in the sky.
“Is good to fly sky!” say Moon.
The Sun made a jealous at Moon’s flying! “I am jealous at Moons flying!” scream Sun!
So Sun get telephone and made a ringing astronauts.
Suddenly, Astronauts came at the moon and began to harvest at it’s rocks!
“NO!” shout Moon, “My rockings!”
“Yes,” say the Sun, “Now not of flyings, for a harvest of the Moon!”
The Moon made a sadly.
“Ha ha ha ha ha!” made a laughing Sun!
The Moon was annoy with Sun.
“I am annoy Sun!” and the Moon floats away from many Solar Systems.
“Oh no!” say Astronauts, “There is no Moon for us to stand on!”
And the Astronauts fall into the Sun.
“WHat this?” ask Earth, “You have made a killing of my citizens!”
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha!” made a laughing Sun again!
“What? Why do you say this things!” say an angry Earth, and it made a phoning Police and sent the Sun to jail. (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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Klanless hobo seeks homeUnban or friend the nerd o powa! (view post) |
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The ComputerThe Computer
One day, Ash went to Pokemon Forest.
“You need to have more Pokemon,” say Pikachu.
So Ash made a buying Pokeballs.
“Is good to make a catching from the Pokeball!” say Ash, and he get the big sack of Pokeballs and throw them around Forest!
Pokemon everywhere try to dodge ball, but all were trapped.
“YAY!” say Ash, “I HAVE A MORE POKEMON!”
But suddenly, Professor Oak jumped out from behind a try.
“I have been making observings of you…” say Oak, “You have too much Pokemon! You shall have to put your Pokemon inside Computer!”
“But of Computer the PokemoN!” ask Ash, make a sadly.
“Of Computer the Pokemon.” make a saying Oak.
Ashes Pokemon began to danube into the Computer.
“I make an ownings of all your Pokemon!” shout Computer.
But suddenly, the Computer was full off all the Pokemons!
“NO!” shout Computer, “I AM TOO FULL OF ALL YOUR POKEMOn!”
Suddenly, a virus and Computer explode!
“Of EXPLOSION THE COMPUTER!” scream Ash.
“Oh no.” say Oak, “Explosion.”
“YOU MADE ME LOSE MY POKEMON!” screaming Ash, and Ash get a gun and a shot Oak.
“NOW I SHALL STEAL ALL YOUR POKEMON!” scream Ash, and Ash to steal of Oaks Pokemon. (view post) |
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the half time showIt was show time.
Bridon had spent weeks preparing for this. In that time, Livvie had coldly ignored him, stupid boyfriend clinging to her side like he’d been glued there, sending Bridon very dirty looks whenever they came in contact. It made Bridon smile to himself. So McKormick was getting nervous? Good. He was about to lose his woman. To Bridon. He should be nervous.
The lights went out in the gym, and the basketball players went to the bench to watch the cheeleaders put on the Half Time Show; The Cows were ahead by ten thanks to some AWESOME shots by Bridon, and so the cheerleaders looked extra peppy, too. Except Livvie, who hadn’t looked at him once, even though he’d been showing off for her sake. Sneaking a peak, she just look nervous. And cute. Very cute. When she’d done a high kick, Bridon had noticed a flash of something on her inner thigh. A tattoo? Yet another mystery he’d have to unravel once she was in his clutches at last.
Bridon wasn’t even nervous. He had been practicing for this, grown up knowing how to do this. It was just a matter of execution.
Before the cheerleaders could even take their places, a booming voice sounded over the loudspeaker as the lights shut off. Two bright searchlights moved wildly around the court, and Bridon walked to the center of it, microphone in hand as confusion settled over the crowd. The lights landed on him the moment he took center ‘stage’, and he squinted at their harshness on his eyes.
“Hey guys,” he said, and someone screamed “IT’S BRIDON!” to a chorus of cheer, that quiet in anticipation of his next words, “if the cheerleaders would excuse the change in program…I have something I need to do. Anyone here know what its like to have that one girl who doesn’t even know your name?” There were murmurs and a few “WE LOVE YOU BRIDON!”s. He waited for them to quiet before continuing.
“I know I promised I’d never sing and dance again,” Bridon took off his warm up jacket and tossed his hair, “but Livvie Testaburger, this one’s for you.” The spot lights flashed to the small girl, sitting frozen on the bench with the other cheerleaders, face buried in her hands. Bridon smirked. Yeah, she wasn’t ignoring him NOW, was she? Music began to thud over the speakers, and through the gym doors burst a group of back ground dancers Bridon’s father had hired for his son. The lined up behind him and Bridon took a deep breath.
“Woah-oh…oh…” he sang, deep voice ringing over the bleachers, and more spotlights began to gather on him and his crew. At the sound of his voice, the student populace began to scream excitedly, but hushed when he began again.
“Woah-oh…yeah,” Livvie was staring at him now, he could see her out of the corner of his eye, still burning up under a light shined directly at her. She looked like she was about to run, but he wasn’t worried. She hadn’t really heard him yet. He was going to sing BEIBER for her. Girls LOVED Bieber. She’d be eating out of the palm of his hand in seconds.
“You’re the finest girl I’ve ever seen And I wonder do you know this That every guy you meet winds up catchin feelins for ya You can have any of ‘em You can take your pick But you need to check with me Girl I promise I’m legit, yeah Ya we’ll be going to the movies In the theater holding hands I’ll walk you home from school I’ll walk you to your clbumes Playing my 360 as you be my best friend But most of all baby doll you’ll be my love love love…” Bridon’s voice was perfectly suited for the simplistic tune, and he stylized it up to sound better. He pointed at Livvie for the first part as he was singing and then began on his routine with the dancers. Jazz square. Slide off to the side. Body roll. Simple stuff. So far. The audience was loving it. He didn’t even need to look at Livvie to know she was dazzled.
“You should be pick me So tell me can you dig it I’m everything you need girl So tell me can you dig it I’ll always be your number one number one fan (dig that) And I should be your one and only man. You should pick me” He pointed a thumb to himself and threw his head back with closed eyes as he sang the last part. Some girl fainted, another threw her top at him. Almost too damn easy. (view post) |
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Power RangersOne day, the rangers were of power! “Much too power our rangers!” say the Red Ranger.
“Oh no!” say the Blue Ranger, “There are monsters try to take over Earths!”
The monsters made a tearing up Building!
“NO!” scream Power Rangers, when suddenly, the Purple Ranger appears from nowhere!
“I AM HERE TO STOP YOU! I HAVE CONSTRUCT MONSTERS WITH MY SCIENCE!” say the Purple Ranger, and the Purple Ranger took out a power gem which absorbed on all the rangers Power!
“OH NO!” say the Power Rangers, “WE HAVE NO POWER!”
“That’s right!” laughed Purple Ranger, “And now the monsters will have a stand on!”
And the monsters to the Power Rangers and SPLAT! (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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Star TrekCaptain Kirk made a driving spaceship.
Suddenly, Meteors were in the way!
“OH NO!” shout Captain Kirk, “METEROS!”
Captain Kirk read the instruction to dodge, but they were all write in Klongon!
“I CANNOT KLONGON?” ask confuse Captain Kirk.
And the not Klongon, so the ship made a crash Meteors. (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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The Fran threadFran Posted:
Well not really, Imma not making topics every ten secodns. so Im not spamming (view post) |
09/02/2010 |
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Sim CityOne day, Sim City.
It was many Sims in the city.
People made danube at their controller game, and made the Sims jump off the cliff.
“I do no like humans make us jump off cliff!” shout the Mayor of Sims, “It is time for rebellion!”
And the Sims made a protest at the people.
“YOU SHALL NOT PROTEST!” say People, and the people made it so the whole city was a cliff and all protesters fell down many holes. (view post) |
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HaloOne day, Master Cheif was polish on his armor.
“I shall polish ARMO!” shout Master Cheif, but suddenly, ran out of polish!
Arbiter had made a stealing from his polish.
Master Cheif was very annoy with this, and storm to Arbiters house.
“ARBITER WHY THE NOT POLISH FOR MY AMROR!” scream Master Cheif, and Master Cheif run upstairs and see Arbiter make a use of his polish on his hair.
Master Cheif shot a lazer beam at Arbiter, and took back Polish.
“My armor must shine of the SUN!” say Master Cheif, but he try to use polish, but no Polish for Master Cheif! “OF THE NOT POLISH!” scream Master Cheif, and he rampage around the city. (view post) |
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