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	CLOSED: The 100th person to friend Gunther wins 2BP's! There is now a WINNER! DandyDan is the 100th person to friend the pleasure man, and no surprise the winner is a man of urbane elegance. (view post)	08/02/2008
	CLOSED: The 100th person to friend Gunther wins 2BP's! Draco Malfoy Posted: Wait. Is it the 100th person to add him gets 2 BP or is it the 100th person in his friendlist gets 2 BP? The 100th person to add me. Gunther has 96 friends right now. (view post)	08/02/2008
	Gunthers new sexy klan! SG94 Posted: Sunshine Girl, what else?Log in to see images! But of curse my lover. That is so sexy! It reminds me of my song about summertime, Tutti Fruity Summer Love Log in to see images! (view post)	08/01/2008
	Gunthers new sexy klan! SG94 Posted: Sure, invite me. You know what SG stands for, right?Log in to see images! Sexy Girl? (view post)	08/01/2008
	Gunthers new sexy klan! BirdofPrey Posted: milking a dead horse You can do that? (view post)	08/01/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread King Krimson Posted: I have another question. My family wants me to be a normal, happy person, but my religion makes that very, very difficult. If I don’t sacrifice one goat a day and paint the scary wall with it’s blood, the monster will come out of the wall and eat the entire world. Soon, it tells me that I will have to move on to humans to sate it’s bloodlust. How can I be happy knowing that if I neglect my duties I will be responsible for the end of the world? Also, why are you so awesome? I have many duties also. I have a duty to provide the entire world with music that teaches the world my message of love. A VERY big responsibility! I just keep reminding myself that my mission is very important, no matter how tired I feel after a long photo shoot, or a long recording session, or one of those boring parties where the food isn’t prepared very well and the music isn’t good and not everyone is listening to me. Just do what I do and keep telling yourself that the world needs what you bring it! Why am I so awesome? I work very hard to make sure my hair and mustache are perfect, and to keep my song lyrics fresh and sexy! It is hard work being this awesome! (view post)	08/01/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread MC Banhammer Posted: Gunther, Just how limited is your vocabulary? I speak Swedish and English, and the language of love Log in to see images! (view post)	08/01/2008
	Gunthers new sexy klan! Log in to see images! It is called Gunther and the Sunshine Girls fanclub. The Pleasure Man wants sexy people to come join his klan, to help spread my message of sex, pleasure, love and respect around the world! We will spread the message through links to music videos and through sexy pictures. I would also like to earn some medals, medals are VERY sexy! This klan will be open to any fans of Gunther. If you are a very sexy person, I might even let you become a Sunshine Girl! The Sunshine Girls will be my “officers” I read they are called that in this game. Log in to see images! (view post)	08/01/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread King Krimson Posted: Gunther: I keep on getting urges to kill things. Like, in really, really gruesome ways. I have this recurring dream where I’m at a pond, and there’s a mother duck at the pond with ducklings, and I pick up the duck, and start to tear off the feathers, and then I move onto the legs, and then the wings and then I set the duck on fire, put it out and eat the charred corpse in front of the ducklings. When I woke up I had feathers in my mouth. Should I be worried? What would you do in my situation? HELP ME GUNTHER! I’m not sure I understand a lot of what you said, but if you woke up with feathers in your mouth, that is O.K. That just means you are a pillow biter, nothing wrong with that. Gunther likes duckies, they are SO CUTE!! (view post)	08/01/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread Orb Posted: Gunther, if you had to spend the rest of your life in a monogamous relationship, who would it be with? Monogo what? Let me look up that word… Monogamy Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia – Monogamy is the custom or condition of having only one mate in a relationship, thus forming a couple. The word monogamy comes from the Greek word monos, which means one or alone, and the Greek word gamos, which means marriage or union. Serial monogamy is having no more than one sexual partner at a time but allows for multiple partners in a lifetime. In western culture serial monogamy is common with individuals before they start a family, due to divorce rates. I am not sure what all that means, but this part “having only one mate in a relationship” frightens me. Why do you try to scare the Pleasure Man so? (view post)	08/01/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread MC Banhammer Posted: That’d handle camwhores, Gunther. What about the other clbumes? Troll, emo kid, re-re? And another question! How did you ever come up with such fantastic lyrics like: “La La la la La la la La la la la la la La La la la La la la La la la la la la”? There are other clbumes? Oh I see now, they are not sexy so I didn’t notice them before. I would do away with those not sexy clbumes. As for how I come up with my fantastic lyrics? It’s a gift, it comes from superior genetics. (view post)	08/01/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread MC Banhammer Posted: Gunther, If you were in charge of creating exactly one new attack for each of the four existing clbumes in Forumwarz, what would each attack be? The ladies have sexy attacks made for them, and they are very sexy, but where is the attack for the sexy men? The Pleasure man would make either an attack of a sexy pout. Log in to see images! Or, a sexy music attack. (view post)	07/31/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread Fran Posted: Gunther, if Banhammer suddenly lose his moderator status and you win them, who would you ban from these forums? I wouldn’t ban anyone, because I am on a mission of love and respect. (view post)	07/31/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread MC Banhammer Posted: Gunther, If you could be any one animal, which animal would you be? I’d be a Tiger, because, I’m your woman's genitals, I’m your woman's genitals woman's genitals cat I’m a Tiger. (view post)	07/31/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread MC Banhammer Posted: Gunther, How would you describe your first love-making experience? In great detail, if you please. Include names and, if good, phone numbers. Ulrika was three years older than I was, she was 17 I was 14. Ulrika had been at a dance our little burgh in Sweden held every year, and was wearing a beautiful dress. She had gotten into an agrument with her boyfriend and left and went walking. I knew her from school but didn’t talk to her much because she was older and very beautiful. I asked her what was wrong, and she told me to walk with her. We walked for some time, saying nothing. Then when we had turned down a wooded path and were alone, she kissed me, then lay down and pulled me on top of her. She hiked up her beautiful formal dress and pulled down her sexy panties, and I put my tralala inside her. She was very warm and wet and it felt wonderful. After a while the sticks and stones on the ground became uncomfortable for her, so she told me to come inside her. After I finished, she wiped herself off with her panties, sniffed them, and then, with her panties in her hand, went back to the dance. I never spoke to her again so I have no number to give you. (view post)	07/31/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread Fran Posted: Gunther, who’s your main? That depends, what time is it now? You can be my main for the next three hours my lover! (view post)	07/31/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread Angry hobo Posted: WHY ARE YOU SO GAY YOU IN fabulous person??? The Pleasure Man has been with hundreds of beautiful women, have you? (view post)	07/31/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread Laguna Posted: GUNTHER CAN I enjoy YOU? Gunther has very expensive lawyers working for him, and my body guards are large and carry live amunition. This would be a bad idea. The Pleasure Man is all about pleasure and sex, but he is also about respect and love. (view post)	07/31/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread LeFox Posted: gunther! u haev the choice between having sex with a very hot man or, like, oprah winfrey and if you go with neither u get casterated what ud o?? I would have sex with Oprah Winfrey, because I am straight and Oprah Winfrey might be a good lover. Log in to see images! (view post)	07/31/2008
	This is the official ask Gunther thread MC Banhammer Posted: Gunther, If you were Katy Perry’s boyfriend, would you mind it? -Katy Perry is sexy. Girls kissing girls is sexy. The Pleasure Man encourages this. The Pleasure Man’s Sunshine girls kiss each other all the time, and I like it. (view post)	07/31/2008

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