General Romanov's Flamebate Posts

POST YR FACE

The Cheat Posted:

Here is me and my kickbum beard

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I have no chin BTW, only another fist…

I love your kick-bum beard!

If you were going to shoot yourslef, what kind of gun would you use and how would you hold it?

I would get sued, announce a press conference. Give 3 letters to gouvenors, then shoot myself with a .357 Magnum in the mouth.

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Please don't change Fake ET's name

Arktor Posted:

I doubt you can just copy ET’s name. There’s probably a special (invisible) character he used.

huh, what do you mean?

Nuke card.

[quote=Evil Trout­­]Trade 10 cards for a 1:10 chance of drawing it. We may have to nerf it a bit.[/quote]

GOD DAMN IT, NICE ONE BUT **** OFF THIS IS TAKE HE IS NOT REALLY EVIL TROUT,

Nuke card.

[quote=Evil Trout­­]I want to release a new card that will reduce any player’s total scoops to zero. This card will have a very low likelihood of being drawn, but will bypbum shields. It can wait until this round is over.

EDIT: What do you think?[/quote]

mm… I think it’s a pretty crazy idea, you could do it, but the likelihood of being drawn should be almost zero, like in a week one or two persons in all of the game, but nice ideaLog in to see images!

Sisterhood is fun but

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

General Romnav was born into a poor family. When he was young he decided he would do better for his kids, and promised to never let his children go through what he did. General had a hard time in High School, he was never one for cliques. He never got a girlfriend, but then he got into college, and that all changed. His parents mortgaged their house to pay for his schooling, but they knew it was worth it. In college General met the most beautiful women he had ever laid eyes on. They immediately hit it off. They went through the usual process of courtship, and got married. They were both successful and decided to have children. They had a beautiful young boy. One night General came home from work to discover his wife and child were not there. He was mildly worried, but bumumed they had gone out on an errand. Hours past and he became anxious. Then the phone rang.

General’s wife had gotten into a car wreck and both her and his son had died. She was on her way to get poptarts, and while driving back home she looked into the rear view to smile at her at her wonderful child – but in that instant she looked away, a truck came careening right towards her. Blood, guts and poptarts flew everywhere. One officer commented that ‘It was the most disgusting thing he’d ever seen.’

And than General was a zombie.

’’Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there’s no bigger douche than you!

You’ve reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true! ’’

Why can't you see?! I AM BLIND

Velveteen Posted:

because those rankings have been retired

what do you mean retired?

Sisterhood is fun but

Veer Posted:

you suck at TSB-style posting

here is an example

“Narth’s father left him when he was 5. He claimed he was going out to buy milk, and his mother, who was strung out on anti-depressants because she was traumatized by Narth’s birth and the prior enjoy which led to the pregnancy let him leave. His father wasn’t even his real father: it was just his mother’s boyfriend at the time who was too stupid to leave her.”

what the hell is wrong with you?

Is it possible... (gamblebot)

Balloon Posted:

You had oppertunity to quit. Irony.

Anyhow, I’ve never won any decnet money playing it. My friend won a few thousand and got some antifreeze.

I sold my leopard shoes, and with that won 14,000, then lost it all, sold the rest of my items, lost that, and now I’m a bum

Girllss... post yer mammary glands!!

TheAlbatross Posted:

Escher why dont you take off the shirt?

The man has a point…