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	Pants is banned. Milo Posted: p.p.p.s is it cause we win and pants got unbanned? Actually, the reason I keep pounding you like the craven gutter** that you are is because it’s so damn easy. I could drag you around this forum by your greasy hair and still be able to ** your mother at the same time. A couple light pimpslaps and you’re officially a running joke. Well, moreso, you were never really much of anything to being with. Please bring back Nanafabulous personjesus. He’s fun to play with, whereas you are just a pointless clapped-out whore with aspirations to mediocrity. You are unworthy of my attentions, and it demeans me to respond to your mindless crap. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: HUMANS CAN’T HAVE BABIES THAT WAY YOU FOOL That wouldn’t stop Milo from trying. He’d swivel his bony bum down a fire hydrant if he thought it’d make Pants smile. True love is just so damn beautiful sometimes, isn’t it? (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: You should know that natural selection does not OCCUR with humans as it does among animals. Dumb, blind and genetically inferior members of society (such as blacks and jews) still manage to live and pbum on their genes. There, cleaned it up for you. Generous to a fault, I am. I point out that you are correct in your conclusion that Shortbus is made of the “Dumb, blind and genetically inferior members of society (such as blacks and jews)...” as you are indeed still somehow managing to recruit. Well played. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: I can point out a glaring flaw within your madlib, and that is that no member of shortbus has ever used the phrase ‘amirite’ on these forums. That coupled with the excessive punctuation automatically disqualifies the madlib as being false. Instead of trying to make a madlib consistent with reality you chose to make one that would make our klan appear ‘dumber’. If you had actually managed to pull it off then I would concede but instead you have failed and took the easy route by using a parody of an internet n00b and just ever so slightly modifying it to fit the present situation. How could I possibly make your clan look any dumber? **** son, I’m not a miracle worker. I wouldn’t trust the collective sum of Shortbus to use a training potty without somehow managing to drown. Might as well try to divide by zero while I’m at it OH SHI—- (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: The blind squirrel would die to due to it’s shortcomings and would fail to pbum on it’s genes. Where as we will continue posting endlessly and recruit more and more members every day. Oh, don’t sell yourself short. I’m sure you’ll keep recruiting, just as I’m sure you’ll die due to your shortcomings and fail to pbum on your genes. Golly, we just agree on everything all of the sudden, don’t we? Though I will give you credit. You’re no longer posting in the normal, chronically feeble way that so exemplifies Shortbus. Bravo on proving that ** can float as well as cream. Ooops. Sorry. CORN **. Do go on. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: Alright, now that you’ve clarified that point restructure your madlib and pin down our posts like you claim you are able to do. Ah. I concede that your posts are, in fact, not **, but corn **. I still maintain that I have captured the true essence, indeed, the very soul of the Shortbus post in my madlib, and I look forward to the many chocolate scoops it will earn. Wait, this isn’t Forumbuildr? OH YOU’VE TRICKED ME DAMN YOU ALL (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: YOU DIDN’T RESPOND TO MY POST AND SUCK AT ANALOGIES THE ONE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS ‘EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY’ GOD YOU ARE INFURIATING I HATE YOU GOD GOD GOD Log in to see images! Ah! But a broken clock can be repaired, whereas a blind squirrel is just ing sad. Therefore MY analogy is much more appropriate to the Shortbus experience. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: Your insult doesn’t make any sense. It contradicts the previous post by offering an analogy that is not consistent with the one made before. Your previous post posited the argument that all of my klan’s posts where so similar they could be summed up in a madlib. I pointed out that the madlib you presented failed to capture the essence of my klan’s posts. In the post that I am quoting you discard your previous argument while attempting to justify it. You insinuate that the posts made my by klan members are **, and thus cannot be pinned down. So you admit that your attempt at parody has failed, and instead turn to an unfalsifiable argument. Ah! Touche, good sir. Shortbus posts are indeed both easily captured and , but my comparison was flawed. As they easily can be replaced with a one-sentence madlib, comparing them to (which would be too fluid to pin) was in error. Perhaps a better comparison would have been to a corn . They can get pretty solid. I concede the point to my learned opponent. Shortbus postings are not . They’re CORN **. My apologies. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. Bruschi Posted: so you beat the ** out of your dead (and unfunny) horse of a joke. then you make a potty joke. i can’t believe you’re pbuming this off as a post. you’re a ing clown. Son, you wouldn’t know funny if it crawled out of a ditch and offered to suck your pencil male reproductive organ for a nickel. Hell, I can’t blame you, you’d probably just mistake funny for Milo in that case. But at this time I will use my awesome psychic powers to predict the future: At some point one of you inept **wits will actually manage to squeeze something resembling a burn out your idiot keyboard mashings. After all, even a blind squirrel gets the nut once in a while (insert another reference to Milo being a girly fabulous person here). At that point, all the Shortbus gimps will come running out for high-fives, group hugs, and declarations of victory. Because you’re not just morons, you’re not just wannabes, you’re predictable and dull. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT PARODY I WOULD BE IMPRESSED IF YOU HAD ACTUALLY PINNED DOWN SOME OF OUR MORE STEREOTYPICAL POSTS, BUT YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR ATTEMPT TO MAKE US SEEM DUMBER THAN WE ACTUALLY ARE SERIOUSLY WHEN HAS ONE OF EVER SAID ‘AMIRITE’ Damnit where’s the refresh bumon? I want to see what other combos come out of this one, I’m just not sure if it deserves a vote or not. As for pinning your stereotypical posts, you know as well as I you can’t put a thumbtack in ****, it just slides down the wall. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. Wylin Posted: Remember team tard can’t get past the words “unfunny” “fabulous person” and “fine upstanding member of society”.. use those if you want them to grasp what you’re saying to them. Excellent point! Something to add to the madlibs to go beside @shortbus_date: @shortbus_troll. ”@internet_expression::cap YUO A @shortbus_troll::cap AM I RITE GUYZ?!1” Wow. I’ve just made an automated Shortbus post. The whole clan just became obsolete. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, YOUR JOBS HAVE BEEN SENT TO INDIA. Sorry. I just realized that I didn’t parse the madlib right. I’d hate for it to get downvoted. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. Milo Posted: I don’t see how Dante could ‘win’ against Nana. Dante only knows how to post **** topics about being gay and eating male reproductive organ. And he fails to be funny. He should just crawl in a hole and die. Good point. They’d be in an endless draw. DAMN HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS DILEMMA. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. gigerth Posted: small words, not small things, negro i knew that fine upstanding members of society couldn’t read but ******** Your male reproductive organ, my words. As long we agree they’re small. I just want you to be happy, sweetcheeks. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. gigerth Posted: wat use smallr wards fabulous personet nobody’s gonna read that **** your efforts are futile Hmmm. Your male reproductive organ. There, small enough for ya? (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: I feel it is my duty to inform you that pants has been unbanned. Eh, I don’t feel like arguing with you. Sometimes you can be funny, I’d rather attack the more fabulous personfilled members of your klan. Yeah, I understand. It can’t be much fun being kicked around the schoolyard like a little ****. No worries. I’ll let ya go. Hell, I’ll do you one better bacause I’m a generous soul and I hate to see a small man cry. I’ll set up a death-match between you and Dante so you can try to try recover what I’ll laughingly refer to as your “dignity”. Only issue, it’s a lopsided fight. Hmmmm. Dante, do you mind maybe typing one-handed? Maybe post without using any adverbs. fabulous person needs a leg up. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: Dante, you epitomize everything that is wrong with your klan. If it weren’t for members like you I could respect FoL and the members in it, but as long as you continue to play this game it will not happen. OMG fabulous person’S RESPECT! WITH THAT AND A QUARTER I COULD MAKE A PHONE CALL SORRY DANTE YOU GOTTA GO Log in to see images! (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: i’m not sure how this is supposed to be insulting. unless posting facts is insulting. hey guys rocks are rocks fundzinienr is unfunny sometimes male reproductive organes go into woman's genitalss ...that time Pants got banned for being a **ing idiot… nanafabulous personjesus Posted: posting facts ..all his sissy friends came out and had some sort of fabulous person hippy protest in the Troll threads… nanafabulous personjesus Posted: posting facts I must admit, I’m surprised by all this drama over Pants. The boy is a disruptive little armchair general with all the wit and charm of a rectal fissure. It was only a matter of time before he decided he wanted to be the Queen again, and then ed off to make his own little cluster of fail. Of course his ** Milo would chase after him with stars in his eyes and his male reproductive organ in this hand. You’re better off without him. Is it, perhaps, not so much about Pants as it is about the precedent? Are we concerned that the boring Shortbus blend of lowgrade “omg u sux lolol” spam and bumkissing anyone with a lick of authority is NOT a winning plan after all? Oh, you poor, poor children. You must be crapping your collective diapers. I feel sorry for you. This must be a very scary time. Just keep gripping your security blankets and begging Noob65 to let Pants come back. I’m sure he’ll relent sooner or later. You could offer him Milo’s orifices in exchange, the only ones who’ve been in those are Pants and Milo’s dad, so we know Milo is still plenty tight. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. nanafabulous personjesus Posted: See, and this is the problem. Incredibly unfunny posters like wylin are unbanned, where as hilarious people like pants are. For posting in caps and bold. Well, you’ve got a point. Like remember that time Pants got banned for being a ****ing idiot? That was HILARIOUS. And then all his sissy friends came out and had some sort of fabulous person hippy protest in the Troll threads? OH THE LULZ. Anyway. Enough about that polesmoker. Anyone want to start a pool on how long it is before Milo/Vickle gets himself banned as well? It’s clear his little heart is breaking, looks like no-one else on the Shortbus mantrain can fill Milo’s quivering bum quite the way Pants did. (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. Milo Posted: I AM NOT **ING IMPRESSED. YOU SHOULD ALL BE TRYING TO PLEASE ME, WHICH MEANS fabulous personY MODS SHOULD BRING PANTS BACK, so Milo can follow him around like a love-struck schoolgirl OKAY? Please please please Milo craves the flavor of his master’s withered scrotum! Log in to see images!** Fixed (view post)	03/29/2008
	Pants is banned. I come to bury Pants, not to praise him; The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones, So let it be with Pants … The noble Noob65 Hath told you Pants was a re-re: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Pants answered it … Here, under leave of Noob65 and the rest, (For Noob65 is an honourable man; So are they all; all honourable men) Come I to speak in Pants’s funeral … He was a petty power-mad little tit: And Noob65 says he was a re-re; And Noob65 is an honourable man…. He hath fabulous personged it up hard in the forums, Whose retardation did the general threads fill: Did this in Pants seem a re-re? When that his mother told him it was bedtime, Pants hath wept: A re-re should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Noob65 says he was a re-re; And Noob65 is an honourable man. You all did see that upon his fabulous personry I changed his avatar to Tom Cruise working a male reproductive organ, Which he did masturbate to: was this a re-re? Yet Noob65 says he was a re-re; And, sure, he is an honourable man. I speak not to disprove what Noob65 spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did tolerate his bull** once, no matter how pointless: What cause withholds you then to mourn for him? O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me; My first of the morning is in the coffin there with Pants, And I must pause till I stop laughing my bum off. For all of those who mourn his pbuming, take solace in knowing he died as he lived: sucking Log in to see images!** (view post)	03/29/2008

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