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HELP WANTEDI would like to be Fuhrer. I’m not going to be fussy over exactly what that entails so long as it gives me the ability to enforce some sort of miniskirt ordinance. (view post) |
03/28/2010 |
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2010 Flamebate CensusI got a job as a census taker. I must say, this format of gathering answers seems superior, but it doesn’t do much to create employment opportunities for your constituents. (view post) |
03/07/2010 |
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[NSFW] Patient InterpretationsLog in to see images! (view post) |
03/07/2010 |
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Take our Official Forumwarz Orange User Survey!This survey is the most action I’ve seen all year. (view post) |
02/25/2010 |
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[HUGE SPOILER WARNING] ITT: Post your final according to your alignment (building a wiki article)Only one I haven’t seen an ending spoiler for is Neutral-Unaligned. Anyone wanna share what happens in that ending? (view post) |
02/19/2010 |
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Want Episode 3? Can't afford it? Tell me why I should give it to you...Thanks a million! And, Merry Christmas!
CrinkzPipe Posted:
I should point out that I have a modest collection (all of two) of photos Forumwarz players in miniskirts. I am open to more if anyone would like to donate to this noble album.
Male or female, doesn’t matter. I have one of each. The Amestris Military is an Equal Opportunity Pervert (because I’ve discovered all of my men will leave me if I announce my plans to switch to an all-female military and put the men out of a job once I am made Fuhrer). (view post) |
12/25/2009 |
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Want Episode 3? Can't afford it? Tell me why I should give it to you...I believe that I am deserving of Episode 3 for the fact that I do a very large amount of my play at work. This implies that I have a job and should thus be able to pay my own damned way in, right? Au contraire! I work at a not for profit agency, which is to say, I barely manage to pay my own bills!
To make up for my low pay, I spend lengthy hours of my job playing on the computer, including Forumwarz.
Why should this entitle me to anything? Because I work as a manager at a enjoy call center and shelter.
No, it’s not that my job is any more noble than anyone else’s. It’s the fact that there are times when someone may call in with a traumatic story and need a shoulder to cry on, and that the soft clickings in the backgrounds could very well be someone playing a twisted satrical game like Forumwarz, pwning forums about child and wife abuse, the objectification of women and prison enjoy.
It’s the kind of Zen on which contemplating brings you closer to the universal Om. (view post) |
12/20/2009 |
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And nothing of value was lostIt’s the end of an era. (view post) |
10/02/2009 |
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Post here for a chance at 6BP!Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/28/2009 |
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CLOSED: Post to win 10 BP! Ends Dec. 31st!Worth a shot! (view post) |
12/25/2008 |
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Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!)Nominated. It deserves it regardless of whether this vote gives me length or girth! (view post) |
11/22/2008 |
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CLOSED: Easy Contest For 7BP (enough for EP2!)I have no alternates, so, I will put in my pathetic, miniscule, singular lottery post. (view post) |
10/23/2008 |