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Can we get clarification on what is allowable in discussing forumbuildr submissions?Yeah..unfortunately this is true.
For the majority of Forumwarz players, unless it is an overt homo joke, or has the word fap in it… it probably won’t do well.
I’ve seen some AWESOME suggestions tank…and know full why….The humor is lost on the majority of retards out here. (view post) |
04/04/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!Super Smash Bros Brawl finally does release right there. And by release… I mean “happy ending” kind of release. It takes weeks to get the stuff out of your hair.
I wish there was more creativity in this thread. (view post) |
04/03/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!The Internet and real Life switch places overnight, and you wake up to a big 404 message in front of your house. (Conversely… my new address is “www.chickswithmale reproductive organs.com” and I quickly run out of room in my driveway.)
I wish Gamblebot didn;t suck up all my flezz. (view post) |
04/02/2008 |
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Why my Wiccapedia logo submission pwns.My most recent logo submission, for Wiccapedia pwns for teh following reasons.
– It’s red, the others are not. – The file name is “Wiccapaediaphile”. (See wut I did thar??) – It’s red. – It has the mother****ing TWISTED SISTER LOGO on it!! (Obligatory votes for anyone who recognizes the name Dee Schneider) – I’m tired of coming in second place week after week. (view post) |
04/02/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!Mortanius Posted:
You are fired form your job, your family all die, and your friends disown you, leaving you penniless and so very very alone.. .. You now have all the time in the world.
I wish I had Carmen Electra in my basement, tied to my hot water heater. (view post) |
03/31/2008 |
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Why torches AND pitchforks? I mean, it's stupidly inefficientNawtyFish Posted:
Pitchtorch V.2.0 has been submitted to the R&D Dept. Along these lines, we are also designing a torch that spews forks as well. We anticipate it to go over very well at G-4 summit demonstrations. (view post) |
03/31/2008 |
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Why torches AND pitchforks? I mean, it's stupidly inefficientAgreed Shanty… so as credit to Starfang, I proudly present the very first prototype Pitchtorch V 1.0.0
Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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New game: Stoned or Not StonedReally?
Hm. MAybe she just asked me to call her that.Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!You download a German subtitle version of Mr. McGoriums Magical Emporium, and are busted by the RCMP for piracy.
I wish the voices would stop. (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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New game: Stoned or Not StonedYes!!! Dad logic applied… and I emerge victorious!! (view post) |
03/29/2008 |
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Thread of random .gifsMy all time favorite gif. I STILL lol, after seeing it three times already!
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And here is a chick getting her eyeball cut open.
Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/28/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!We can.. unfortunately it is the worlds largest sausage party..and it’s in your living room.
I wish my Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/28/2008 |
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New game: Stoned or Not StonedKids in the house, (dude.. your fridge is gonna topple over if you stick any more Minnie Mouse stickers on it) so i would say, NOT stoned.
But the house is dark, so the kids must be in bed. Stoned.
But YOU didn;t take teh picture.. odds are, you wife took it. So kids in the house + wife = NOT stoned.
But maybe your buddy took the pic… soooo.. STONED.
But your buddy would be out in the garage with you, not in the kitchen getting stoned. Must mean your wife took the pic. Ergo.. NOT stoned.
But dude.. you look ****ED UP. Stoned.
You also look like you are saying.. “****, Brenda.. yeah yeah.. you have my camera. Just give the ****ing thing back to me.” Not Stoned. (And you should talk nice to your wife, guy.. she makes your ****ing lunch for you.. show some ****ing respect.)
But married to a woman's genitals like that.. despite the fact that she makes your lunch ( you KNOW she spits in the egg salad, right?) the only way you can endure you miserable life is blaze up every now and again. STONED.
Mind you… I know you are just blinking. Brenda showed me that pic the other day, when we went for lunch together. FInal answer…. NOT STONED.
(And I banged Brenda.) (view post) |
03/28/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!Episode 2 comes out… but by coming out, it is really Episode 1 in drag.
I wish the guy who didn’t get my “I wish I could quit you” post gets chosen for the lead role of “Brokeback Mountain.. the musical”. (view post) |
03/28/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!you land employment sandblasting and painting rims on tractor trailers. years later, you develop cancer from breathing in the toxic combination of refined sand, road grime and old paint. Should have worn that respirator, dude.
I wish i could quit you. (view post) |
03/27/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!You accidentally post your bank account number, your social insurance number and credit card numbers, all with corresponding P.I.Ns.
And because the rest of us are low life ethically depraved ****male reproductive organs…You are now pretty much ****ed.
I wish i had a sandwich. (view post) |
03/27/2008 |
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Forumwarz went too farRelax. I think one of the “K”s stands for kindness. (view post) |
03/27/2008 |
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Why did you choose your Forumwarz name?Because Elwood Moosemale reproductive organ was taken. (view post) |
03/27/2008 |
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PictureWarzLog in to see images! (view post) |
03/27/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!I posted.
I wish the painful rectal itch would stop. (view post) |
03/27/2008 |