Duckythemagicnigra's Flamebate Posts

I want to insert my male reproductive organ in spacekadt's woman's genitals

Alright the only way this will ever be cool with me is if I can set her on fire when your done and then poke her dead body with sticks

also I want to tape it and post the whole thing on xtube

but there will be no money shot in this film but there will be lots of random fly’s and junks and random shots of kitty’s and pony’s and people cutting there wrists and a super nasty toilet and to top it all off

I should probably be waring a strap on and every once in a while I can point the camera down and act like I’m faping and junk

What's your fursona?

I wanna be a duck a black duck

a black duck in a top hat

and I could ride on Xylon’s cow head

and have a monocle and look all important

Whats Your Favorite Firework

The Unknown Comic Posted:

Fireworks you set off yourself are okay, but I want to use this thread to talk about how much I hate big, official firework displays.

Is there anything more stupid than staring up at the sky and marveling slack-jawed at colored light and loud noises. How ****ing primitive are the people who need to see that **** year after year? If you’ve seen one ****ing firework display, you’ve seen them all. Do they applaud the sun rising? What about when a plane pbumes overhead at night? Garbage trucks are loud. Do they run outside and gawk whenever one of them is picking up a dumpster?

**** fireworks.

I like to get all excited about the duds when it comes to big lame firework shows

Whats Your Favorite Firework

one time I had one like that but it tuned it to a paper lantern it was fun

Whats Your Favorite Firework

Purple is good

tho I like the huge one that go boom and look like an umbrella

CLYDE FROG

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TUBSWEETIE's Erotic Fanfiction Contest - 3BP

Tubs had just gotten home from a hard day of powing the noobs to find a note from Fran stuck to the microwave with baby batter, saying that he was whororable lay and had a male reproductive organ smaller than Xylon. Tubs being ****ed he sat down to watch some hard core Japanese Anal Eel Porn. As Tubs digs in the empty refrigerator box of porn he looks over to see that Fran had took the DVD player when she left. Tubs calls Best Buy to order a new one and get it in stalled asap they tell told him it will be about 30 min so Tubs hops in the shower to wash a way some of his stress. Armed with scented candles a few sex toys and a rubber ducky he goes to work then he hears a knock on the door Tubs hops out of the shower and gets the door. Its Celerysteve and Nanafabulous personjesus to hook up the DVD player. Celerysteve and Nanafabulous personjesus seeing Tubs so naked and wet think to them self I bet we could have our way with him then looking over at the coffee table to see the Japanese Anal Eel Porn they knew they could have there way with him. Celerysteve walks up to Tubs and gently starts to rub his flaccid man hood Tubs is over whelmed by the feeling of guilt but still thinks to him self maybe I don’t have to jack my self off now and goes a long with it. Until Celerysteve pulls the drilldo out of his tool belt and walks over and bends Tubs over the kitchen counter. Tubs shocked and wishing for lube takes it as they promise they will go easy on him after all the drilldowing Celerysteve gives Tubs the best blow job he had ever had in his life and great timess in a mbumive fountain of jizzzz. Nanafabulous personjesus looking at tubs said alright its my turn and Tubs not knowing what would happend starts to get on his knees when Nanafabulous personjesus slaps him and tells him **** I want you in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Tubs makes a sandwich and brings it back to Nanafabulous personjesus. Nanafabulous personjesus eat it and enjoys every bite of the turkey and cheese on wheat. Nanafabulous personjesus sits down and tells Tubs to come closer when doing so Celerysteve gets Tubs down on the bed and starts kissing his neck softly and rubbing his man mammary glands witch turns Tubs on like no other. Tubs all hot and ready and wanting to see what magical thing will happen to him next Nanafabulous personjesus pulls out a ball gag and handcuffs Nanafabulous personjesus cuffs Tubs up. Tubs never have tried bondage jokingly asked if his safe word can be Warcraft and they said sure and then they do there thing

They un-cuff Tubs and and its now time for Celerysteve to have his way. Tubs tired and tingling with the joy of orgasm thinks I don’t want this to stop but didn’t know if he could get it up.Tubs sits down and waits to see what will happen next Celerysteve takes him in to the bath room and sees all the sex toys and rubber ducky and said oh you all ready have it all set up for me and they go from where Tubs had started off washing each other and just going buck bum wild with baby Jesus bum plugs and something that looks like E.T.s finger and the latex mold of Frans woman's genitals that she had given to him for his birthday as they both back them self’s up on to a double ended dildo Nanafabulous personjesus comes in to see how things were going seeing them have all the fun Nanafabulous personjesus goes and gets this hat thing with a huge sucker cup on it and places it on tubs head and sticks it to the back of the shower and then stands over tubs and begins to place his male reproductive organ in Tubs mouth until Tubs vomits making Celerysteve vomit

and they keep puking till the bath tub is almost full and there is nothing left for them to vomit up Nanafabulous personjesus takes a dump that looks like something like tub girl and Tubs feeling sick but strangely turned on picks up a big hand full of **** and vomit and starts jacking off Celerysteve and Nanafabulous personjesus till they great times then they both then suck off Tubs and then wash them self’s off and leave.

Tubs dripping with **** and vomit thinks to him self how the **** am I going to clean this **** up so he clean him self off as best as he could and then calls over ANGRYHOBO, Giggerth and Fortunato for soup.

What are your secret little guilty pleasures?

1) dressing up my cat

2) PBR/amaretto

3) Pickles

4) Xylon

5) thrift stores

6) dumpster diving

7) clubbing baby seals

8) rose scented soap

9) strange Asian candy

10) Nat Sherman mint cigarettes

A question?

CrinkzPipe Posted:

You don’t get anything but bragging rights.

what bragging rights? I am not even credited?

[Contest][NSFW]Win 3BP by writing a short erm…story.

The Forumwarz Competitive ****ing Olympics

“In these trying times of moral and civil unrest I propose that we break into teams and **** each other for the amusement of others who shall reward us with cash and prizes” Robin Ward posted on his twitter. A thread was made in Contests and teams were made. The blue team consisted of Raepdog, Fingerz, FAIL, PatchTheDarkNut, Jalepeno Bootyhole and MyspaceTom. The blue teams gave themselves the nickname “The Felching Queefs”. The red team formed under the banner of “The Fighting Muffhounds”, and consisted of Falconfour, Femline, Xylon and his girlfriend Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society, Scullyangel and Elenaratelimit.

Robin Ward blew his whistle and the first event started. (4-man Fluid Transfer)

The blue team chose four players and started with Fingerz, Raepdog, Jalepeno Bootyhole, and PatchTheDarkNut. Rapedog got down on all fours with his bum in the air as Fingerz pulled away her skirt to show a bush that looked like Buckwheat’s head and released a torrent of period blood from her Arby’s style meat curtains onto Raepdog’s head. Jalepeno Bootyhole shoved 14 bottles of tylenol of Rapedog’s bum and Patch dove headfirst going shoulder deep trying to munch up the drug. JB rammed his male reproductive organ into Patch who had rammed his head into Rapedog who was lapping up the menses Fingerz had poured onto him. Fingerz grabbed Raepdog by the ears and shoved his mbumive head into her gaping bum and grinded his shoulders until blasting him and the rest of team back with a fart that broke the sound barrier.

The red team not to be outdone started with Falconfour, Femline, Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society, and Xylon. Falconfour flew into the air and began raining taco**** onto the others who rolled around in the flying troll**** while Femline used her coarse tongue to lap away at Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society’s clitoris while Xylon fisted Femline and Ducky in the bum. Ducky opened her mouth and Falconfour flew down and dropped his Falcon balls in her mouth. Ducky bit down and swallowed while Falconfour rolled around in his own **** spurting blood from his wound. Ducky spit out his balls and Femline pounced on them while Xylon pounced Falconfour and shoved his tiny but erect male reproductive organ into his left eye leaving him blinded with rage and semen. Femline ****ed Ducky harder and harder with her tail until Ducky squirted a torrent of female great times on the rest of the team before they all stood took a bow and Falconfour flew off into the sky to commit seppuku in the air raining ****, blood, ****, and great times on his team before falling to the ground.

During Round Two (The 2-man Anal Stretch) Fail and MyspaceTom turned to each other as Fail bent over as MST shoved his mbumive hacker male reproductive organ into Fail’s bum pushing and pushing until pulling out and shoving basketball up Fail’s bum grabbing him by the hips and placing on his head as a goatse hat, shoving the ball completely inside.

Elenaratelimit looked at Scullyangel with confusion as Scully pulled out a mbumive paddle and with one mbumive flick of the wrist hit Elena’s bum so hard she momentarily went two dimensional before widening to the point similar to Raepdog’s bum. Scully then pulled away his skirt and revealed a monstrous 19 inch male reproductive organ and rammed it so far into Elena’s bum her eyes bulged ever so slightly before her entire head and torso exploded onto Robin ward along with the tidal wave of scully great times

Robin Ward cried to god and repented of his evil ways for inciting such depravity but God set Robin Ward on fire and condemned him to an eternal punishment of trying to teach 4chan users proper english and grammar.