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Contest for 1 beepman-man Posted:
i will 2nd that (view post) |
04/18/2010 |
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Make me an avatarbumping last day (view post) |
04/18/2010 |
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Blizzard helps cops track down a World of Warcraft player, who's a suspected drug dealer.so hold up he was in canada dealing in indiana or was he on the run and went to canada and still was using the same wow acc i mean really if i was wanted by the cops i would just say **** it and start over (view post) |
04/17/2010 |
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Ignorance is blissLog in to see images! (view post) |
04/17/2010 |
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So I am sad for like the first time in a long time (tl;dr for sure)oh pugs i just want to hug you i is not a happy birdy right now im dealing with my own issues atm but i feel u man (view post) |
04/17/2010 |
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IoA Contest: Storys of Avalon (120 Bp on prizes)g7parsh Posted: |
04/17/2010 |
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Lookin' for a klan with some fine sexy white ****es^^^ hey look my mammary glands lol (view post) |
04/15/2010 |
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IoA Contest: Storys of Avalon (120 Bp on prizes)this is my story but 1st let me tell you my state of mind i have smoked a bowl and i smoked last night and woke up a lil high so this will be a story of rambles and offtopicness i will not be using any sort of grammar as i will be free typing this while watching one of the star wars movies so if i start talking about that it happens spell check is my only help on this and it wont be to much help as i have already made a made up words oh and btw my v and c keys don’t work well and my mouse might jump around also male reproductive organs
Donbee g7parsh Fae the doll so i remember who to make this story about
so kids get ready sit down a round my fire and roast some marshmallows and smoke this with me why i tell you my story
The Story of How the Island of Avalon
once up on a time there was a fisher man this fish guy had a wife and kids and all that good **** but the fish guy he would go out on long fishing trips and story’s of far away lands so fish guys wife and kid would stay at home and stuff fish guys daughter was a pirdyfull young lady Far the doll would sit at home and do **** bum kitchen **** like make sandwiches and get beer for the local men it was her job kinda like and escort serve but more like a door to door waitress kind thing but she would go in to there house and make the sandwich and get you a beer out of your fridge kinda jobs no sex no hand jobs so shes out and a bout doing her sand witch job and getting beers she was sent to go to the new guy in towns house witch she had never met him she was all ways nervous about going into new house most new guys were douche bags and would just try and grab her ask her to make sandwich not on her menu and **** like that she arrives at the house and knocks on the door and r the man opens the door normal her clients would just get back in there chairs and stat telling her to get **** this one was different he asked if she would be like to shown around the kitchen and to help her self to any thing in there she needed he told her where to find things and all that stuff Fae then asked the man to sit down and she had it from here the man then asked for a beer she brought him one then he asked of a ham and cheese sandwich she mad him one he then asked for another beer and then he told her she was free to leave when ever she liked most men would try to get her to stay and get them exit drinks and stuff like that she left shortly after and she was then called back to the house a few weeks later the man had left her a bunch of little presents around the kitchen for her to find there was a pic of his male reproductive organ and a bouncy ball and a my little pony she was happy with the gifts and left after finding them all the mans little affair with Fae grew as the mo went on it was against strict company policy for Fae to date her clientele she told the man and asked for him never to call on her again breaking the rules was most deff lead to a goatse like death they p much turn you inside out from the bum hole and Fae well she wasn’t down with that and well i don’t blame her a few mo have past and Fae missed the man she wanted to see him again she missed him later that day she was called to one of the hotels she arrived at the room to find the man he said he wanted to see him and he knew that if i called you to the house you wouldn’t come she was like yeah Ive missed you so much and stuff but like i don’t want to die to love you the only way this will work is if we run far far away then the man looked at Fae and said i think its time i tell you who i am Fae looked to him and had been longing to find out how the staring man was standing up in his man stance it the stance my friend jdan takes when hes lighting the hookah its kinda like the captain Morgan stance but down on one knee its the man kneel but any way back to the story the man told Fae that he was g7parsh the prince of Grabalon he was looking for his bride and stuff or at least some chick to knock up to keep the family line going he had been out and had found a new hunk of land not to far from where ever it was that Fae was from Fae not knowing what to do but didn’t want to spend the rest of her life as a sandwich **** looked at g7parsh and said that she wanted to run away with him and hoped that she could make him happy she asked for the time to say good bye to her parents and grab some of her things and was steeped away by her love they road my house back to the boat dock where he had left his ship once on there ship it was a 4 day trip to the hunk of land he had found he wanted to let his love see the place it was so pirdy full blue green waters white sand beaches it was perfect she fell in love with the Island she looked to her love and said this is like the best place ever and g7parsh looked to Fae and asked he to marry him and make this there kingdom Fae shocked and egg-sighted all at the same time said yes this was only something she could of dreamed of so any way the thought they should name there land they went with the island of Avalon they built there kingdom and soon after that had a baby and named it Donbee the end (view post) |
04/15/2010 |
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An Inquiry on EttiquteThat Reaction Face Guy Posted: |
04/15/2010 |
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help me out peasTeh Cezar Posted:
sorry posting from my phone its a pain in the bum to use it but thany you i will download when i get home it wont let me from my phone (view post) |
04/14/2010 |
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help me out peasmy grandma wants the days of our lives theme song as her ring tone i did have it on hand and had made it the ring tone on her old phone the new phone needs it in mp3 and i cant seem to find the old file anywhere im guessing it was in with all my crap i got rid of when i got my new lap top but any way i have looked around for it a little bit and havent found it any where that i can get it for free any one know of any where i can get it or can some one just make it for me i am willing to pay in a few bp if some one can do it for me or find some where that i can down load it from and send it to her and all (view post) |
04/14/2010 |
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IoA Contest: Storys of Avalon (120 Bp on prizes)posting bc i might feel the need to have story time later tonight i tell the best storys when im high hehehehe (view post) |
04/14/2010 |
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IMMA GETZ AN ALTZORZ SOON!!!GGG_Ace Posted: |
04/13/2010 |
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IMMA GETZ AN ALTZORZ SOON!!!GGG_Ace Posted: |
04/13/2010 |
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Forumwarz Cool Kids guide to good posting:Forumwarz Cool Kid Posted:
you forgot post mammary glands it p much works for me (view post) |
04/13/2010 |
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WOULD YOU EAT THESE PANCAKES?Mister Pugs Posted: |
04/13/2010 |
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IMMA GETZ AN ALTZORZ SOON!!!GGG_Ace Posted:
maybe i like creeps (view post) |
04/13/2010 |
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IMMA GETZ AN ALTZORZ SOON!!!donbee Posted:
wtflmao how long have i been your sig (view post) |
04/13/2010 |
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what i did on my day long camping tripduca Posted:
well how will we ever know whos weekend was better i dont find male reproductive organ sucking and kids fun unless the male reproductive organ sucking leads to sex with no kids 9mo after that (view post) |
04/11/2010 |
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Make me an avatarCrinkzPipe Posted:
if you think i would like them in other colors feel free to do so (view post) |
04/11/2010 |