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Post for a chance at 45 BPsWhy not? (view post) |
12/04/2009 |
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Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and winSuperSonic Posted:
Defeating the purpose of wishing… Isn’t that what wishes being granted does, anyway? Fine. Log in to see images!
1 – I still wish for global contentment. It’d solve a lot of problems, I think. 2 – I wish my girlfriend would take me back. 3 – I wish /b/’s cancer was curable. (view post) |
11/20/2009 |
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Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and winI wish everyone would be content with what they’ve got and be happy to face future adversity, no matter where they are in life. (view post) |
11/19/2009 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Forgive me, this is juvenile.
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man pbumes gas and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7”
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.” Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally ****s in the bed.
The wife says, “What the hell was that?”
The old man says, “Half time, switch sides” (view post) |
08/25/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars. “Jeez,” says the mailman, “This is great, but what’s with the two dollars?”
“Well,” she replies, “Since you’re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ‘**** him, give him a couple of bucks.’ Breakfast was my idea.”
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08/22/2008 |