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UNBAN FALCONFOURBump
And I will keep bumping my own thread like a whore until you unban him you sniveling bumes. (view post) |
08/12/2009 |
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I am a scholarAdapt Posted:
upvoted (view post) |
08/12/2009 |
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UNBAN FALCONFOURShould FalconFour be unbanned? (view post) |
08/12/2009 |
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Holy crap... seriously? Thanks...Tubs… seriously dude UNBAN HIM (view post) |
08/12/2009 |
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Hey, Bandaney!snipe
Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/11/2009 |
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ITT a monument to a great man named Celerysteve.TUBSWEETIE Posted:
Um, have you tried notifying him yet? (view post) |
08/11/2009 |
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UNBAN SEMCgoddammit singed (view post) |
08/11/2009 |
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Need help finding my Anal G-SpotFirst of all there is no anal g-spot… There’s only a prostate. But you still can make yourself orgasm by lactating the prostate.
One thing you need to know is you can’t touch your prostate directly. You rub against it with the anterior wall of your bum. Insert your index finger (wear a glove) up to the second knuckle into your rectum then motion towards your belly with a sort of “come here” motion. You should feel something that feels like a walnut.
If you do this for 30-60 seconds you will get what feels like an urge to pee. That’s normal. Don’t pee. Keep going until you great times. The great times won’t shoot out of you like it does when your masturbating (which is probably what your doing this very moment) but it will flow out.
And since your an idiot you will probably do this wrong and damage your bumhole. I recommend asking a medical professional to lactate you instead. Don’t worry, it’s a perfectly normal request that doctors get all the time. Milking the prostate from time to time as you get older is reported to reduce the risk of prostate cancer. That has not been thoroughly established, but there is significant statistical evidence for it.
For the record I don’t recommend anyone stick their fingers up their bums. This is just for your information. (view post) |
08/11/2009 |
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I found out what it was like when ET took away FalconFour's ForumwarzI think it’s from May 2009.
So by meme standards not too old. In fact it’s more fresh than Keyboard Cat. (view post) |
08/11/2009 |
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HOW TO FIND THE ANAL G-SPOTBad thread. (view post) |
08/11/2009 |
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I found out what it was like when ET took away FalconFour's ForumwarzRicket Posted:
Argh… your not listening. But that’s fine. There are people in this world whose expertise is expose hoaxes. Your treading outside your territory here, but if Mythbusters ever start talking about pwning forums and collecting imaginary medals in order to gain imaginary respect in an online community that has seen better days anyway, I’ll definitely give you a buzz.
/thread. (view post) |
08/10/2009 |
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I found out what it was like when ET took away FalconFour's ForumwarzRicket Posted:
*sigh*
1- Try to concentrate here… I know it’s difficult for you to understand anything if it’s not about pwning pretend-forums and fake epeen and medals and Domina**** scoops, but at least try.
2- Wafflepwn makes six videos of his very special brother
3- very special brother finds out, flips out and climbs a tree. Wafflepwn goes ahead and films that too
4- Stephen probably told parents at this stage and made Wafflepwn delete the account, or thats what he thought he did, but only the sixth video got deleted.
5- THEN, Stephen, trying to mitigate the damage done to his image in front of the whole world, made his brother film an obviously fake video (the boner video) so that retards like you will think all the videos are fake.
6- Some fabulous person named Waffflepwn (3 Fs) records a phone conversation between him and some guy who doesn’t even sound like Stephen saying the videos are all fake.
7- Wafflepwn creates a new account named TheWafflepwn where he reuploads the deleted 6th video, the tree scene, and the message.
I know you will probably still not get it but whatever… stick to Dom I say. (view post) |
08/10/2009 |
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American Football is BoringCheins Sanchez Posted:
Battle Bowling, The Milkshake Cup (view post) |
08/10/2009 |
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American Football is BoringITT: pathetic soccer fans (view post) |
08/10/2009 |
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I found out what it was like when ET took away FalconFour's ForumwarzRicket Posted:
That happened before the message video. (view post) |
08/10/2009 |
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I found out what it was like when ET took away FalconFour's ForumwarzRicket Posted:
WAFFLEPWNED (view post) |
08/09/2009 |
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I found out what it was like when ET took away FalconFour's ForumwarzIt’s legit… post the other four videos.
Wafflepwn is awesome. (view post) |
08/09/2009 |
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I had a dream.Are you sure it was a girl Fie was bum****ing? (view post) |
08/08/2009 |
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An INCIT fix.I do see one problem. Sometimes not everyone will agree that a ****ty submission is ****ty. You might say that that guy was dumpvoting while he’s wondering what the fuss is about because he voted for what genuinely thought was the best sub.
To illustrate this, if you ask the current INCIT userbase, 9 out of 10 will tell you THIS is funny:
http://forumwarz.com/incit/view/18489 (view post) |
08/07/2009 |
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An INCIT fix.Fie: Great idea. But add a third problem to the list of problems with INCIT: Klan voting
EVECHARM: Also a great idea.
I suggest CZ implement this on a trial basis (view post) |
08/06/2009 |