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Hey FalCoNSo a guy walks into a bar and says “I’d like to have A FalCoN and The Baroness.”
So the bartender removes his pants, ****s in a glbum, then ****es in it, runs home to his menstruating wife to collect her bloody woman's genitalsl discharge in the glbum, drives back to the bar puts a lime around the edge and a straw in the glbum.
The man looks at the bartender and says “what the hell this is not how you make A FalCoN and The Baroness.”
The bartender looks at the man and says “sorry, I couldn’t get my dog to great times.” (view post) |
04/03/2009 |
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Random fact threadBlack people love fried chicken and watermelon. (view post) |
04/02/2009 |
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What do you do for a living and/or what is your major?Web design and programming both professionally and freelance.
I also do any odd job that comes my way that involves repairing, building, maintaining computer and related hardware.
Past jobs mostly include retail and more freelance and odd jobs, car audio, home theater for rich jerks and medical billing/coding. (view post) |
04/02/2009 |
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is there anything that makes you happy?Pills, alcohol, House and 24.
Edit for: Pizza. (view post) |
04/02/2009 |
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The Official "Who Were You?" Thread: April Fools' Day '09Possibly a Cabbage
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Arc_73 (who?) (view post) |
04/02/2009 |
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I'm in touch with kids and your cultureTUBSWEETIE Posted:
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04/02/2009 |
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I'm in touch with kids and your cultureI got myself an MP3 player because apparently that’s what all the cool kids have.
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Hell yeah, 32 MB internal memory holds 8 songs, expandable to 256 MB via Compact Flash.
You know you want this **** mother ****er. (view post) |
04/02/2009 |
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April Fools is Officially OverI was no one fun.
Whomever was me didn’t even bother posting.
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04/01/2009 |
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I finally worked up the courage to post noodzThis thread is better in Lynx. (view post) |
03/31/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. It’s nice of the warden to let us use the internet 30 minutes a day. Just because I tried to kill my cheating **** of a wife doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be able to talk to people Log in to see images!
Your conversational partner has disconnected. (view post) |
03/31/2009 |
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Best Family Guy Song(view post) |
03/31/2009 |
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Best Family Guy Song(view post) |
03/31/2009 |
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ITT: Super srs questionI’d rather regret something I did do as opposed to something I did do. When you regret something you did do, no matter how bad the outcome you at least know the outcome. When it’s something you didn’t do you live the rest of your life with that simple question; “what if?”
And for people like me who think about stupid stuff too much, that can eat away at your mind at times. (view post) |
03/30/2009 |
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Oleg Mordashov has some questions for you!Oleg Posted:
KFC University was a homage to the funniest re-re/troll I’ve ever seen on the net. He created some of the best incoherent/going no where wall of texts I have ever encountered. He went by the display name of TIM@KFC.EDU.
The best example of his work:
SBARRO IS GOOD. EAT AT SBARRO. SBARRO. EAT THERE. HAVED SOME FOOD. SPADGETTY. BIG BOWLS. SBARRO. FORK. KNIFE. MILKSHAKE DRINK. TASTES GOOD. NABKIN DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. COST MORE MDONILLDS. BETTER THEN MDONILLDS. COST MORE BURGER KING. BETTER THEN BURGER KING. SBARRO COST MORE DOLLARS AND BETTER THEN THOSED ONES. HAVED SPADGETTY. SBARRO. BIG BOWLS. SIT AT BOOTHS. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. FORK AND KNIFE. HOT AIR BLOWER. THEY COST MORE. THEY ACT NICE. SBARRO PAY THEM. YOU PAY THEM. JUST USE MONEY. DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLICK BRED. FORK AND KNIFE. BIG BOWL OF SPADGETTYS. TO GIVED THEM MONEY. EATING BOOTH. JUST PAY WITH MONEY. THEY DO THE REST. PARMAZING CHEEZE DISPENDER. TASTES GOOD. BETTER THAN MDONILIDS. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLIC BRED ROLL. TASTES GOOD. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. CHAIR FOR BABIES. USE DISPENDER. USE FORK. USE KNIFE. USE BOOTH. USE SBARRO. THEY DO THE REST.
This actually spans back 3 to 4+ years ago when he was an active poster on a site. Some more good work by him:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=46072
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=55938
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=8462 (view post) |
03/30/2009 |
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+ + + B&B's Search For Forumwarz Next Male Top Model! ROUND 1 VOTING + + +Voting was tough lot of good submissions. (view post) |
03/29/2009 |
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Describe yourself in 2 wordsrole model (view post) |
03/29/2009 |
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My h0g songlistened to it earlier was amazing. (view post) |
03/29/2009 |
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+ + + B&B's Search For Forumwarz Next Male Top Model! (10 BP) + + +9 hours to go.
Did I win yet? (view post) |
03/29/2009 |
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This place gives off negative energy. I will make it better :)The Baroness Posted: Oh hey thanks. I guess I’ll try to make a formal list but it’ll get long so I’m not adding reasons, they should just know it’s because they’re awesome. FAIL, NotJoePesci, duca, AAHZ, SEMC, Nicco, Crinkz, The Baroness, Odalisque, Shii, EVECHARM, Oleg, Something_Witty, panda_racer, Recommencer, Xylon, Fie, elenaratelimit, Balcony Critics (come back!), Fran, Bandaney, Fortunato, Adapt and a bunch of other people. I love everyone. Except you. I lust for you. And by lust I mean want to shank you in the kidney while bum raping you. Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/29/2009 |
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+ + + B&B's Search For Forumwarz Next Male Top Model! (10 BP) + + +FAIL Posted:
You may be a sexy mother ****er. But what I lack in looks I make up in not giving a **** and making a complete bum of myself Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/28/2009 |