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IT'S NO SOCKS DAY TODAY

Holy mother****ing ****, do you know where I live or something? Those are my socks!

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YES DO

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Personally, I say nay.

How concerned are you about the Swine Flu?

Getting close to me. D:

DON'T DANCE ON THE LINE

I’m dancing on the line.

Do we really need 7 mods just to sticky random threads?

Yes.

THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN

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You: /b/tard, amirite?

Stranger: /g/.

You: Hm.

Stranger: /b/ got a little too obsessed with boxxy.

You: It got better.

Stranger: Good.

You: But a while ago there was a scare with this guy saying “Girugamesh!”

You: That stopped too.

Stranger: I saw that.

You: I see…

You: Anyways, /b/ is just combo tries, people saying “Milhouse is a meme,” and other cancerous crap.

Stranger: I think they spammed another board with it once.

Stranger: Yeah.

You: Oh, they spammed a ton of boards.

Stranger: I remember the time /h/ raided /g/. They didn’t understand that raids are meant to unnerve.

You: Hur, hur, I concur.

You: I tried Habbo Hotel.

You: It was pathetic.

You: :/

Stranger: HH raids need to be organized.

You: You mean like the swastiget?

Stranger: Yeh.

You: All I got was a rainbowget.

You: Every single color.

Stranger: Oh.

You: They even had matching glbumes.

You: It was crazy.

Stranger: Heh.

You: There was this one time some guy hid behind the duck in the pool area.

You: Started saying, “Afro duck commands you to get out of the pool.”

Stranger: HA!

You: I kid you not.

You: It was pretty funny.

Stranger: I would’ve lol’d.

You: Although I just don’t know why he didn’t just block the pool with the rest of us.

You: Besides the whole “Afro Duck” thing.

Stranger: Anything for the lulz.

You: Yeah.

You: You’re the first interesting guy I’ve talked to.

You: Everyone else was either gay or boring.

You: By “interesting” I mean like diversified.

Stranger: This is the first real conversation I’ve had since I started trolling the site last night.

You: I started today.

You: Although, I fail at it.

You: Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: hey, i **** cheap

You: OMG WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

You: GAWD

Stranger: im sorry.

You: NOT EVERYONE ON HERE IS A GIRL.

Stranger: no im not actually.

You: GTFO MY INTERNET.

Stranger: im a girl.

Stranger: ?

You: ...

You: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

You: YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY A LIE

Stranger: haha you got me.

You: ...

Stranger: im gay

Stranger: how is your dad

You: MY DAD IS FINE, THANK YOU.

You: WHY DO YOU ASK?

Stranger: he sure is SHWING

You: YOU WANTED TO enjoy HIM?

You: ...

Stranger: i did.

You: HE’S MARRIED.

Stranger: last night.

Stranger: dont tell, and i wont

You: I ALREADY DID.

You: I JUST SENT A MESSAGE TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS

You: I EVEN CALLED THE POLICE

You: HAVE FUN IN JAIL, LOSER.

Stranger: go have a sook.

Stranger: all good

You: YOU ARE A SOOK

Stranger: ill **** your mum while im in there

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: I just copypaste ASCII art and get responses.

You: Oh.

You: Apparently gays aren’t very affected.

Stranger: Few of the responses are actually funny.

Stranger: Lots of them are just “hey i like that show” and other BS.

You: You mean like the above?

You: Or just plain ol’ that?

Stranger: The above sometimes too.

You: The “GTFO my internet” one I made up.

Stranger: Oh?

You: Yeah.

You: Most people just say “GTFO my (insert website)”.

You: Sometimes, though, it gets serious.

Stranger: I bet.

You: I use that for those times.

You: Something as a last resort.

Stranger: Last night I copypasted a You Lost The Game facepalm ASCII and got way funnier results, but I figure the Hank Hill is more random.

You: Can I have the copypasta?

You: I might really need it.

Stranger: I got it from a thread that 404’d before I was done with it, sorry.

You: Log in to see images!

You: Well, that sucks.

You: I’m gonna go troll other people now.

You: See ya.

Stranger: Happy trolling.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tl;dr

THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: hey, i **** cheap

You: OMG WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

You: GAWD

Stranger: im sorry.

You: NOT EVERYONE ON HERE IS A GIRL.

Stranger: no im not actually.

You: GTFO MY INTERNET.

Stranger: im a girl.

Stranger: ?

You: ...

You: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

You: YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY A LIE

Stranger: haha you got me.

You: ...

Stranger: im gay

Stranger: how is your dad Log in to see images!

You: MY DAD IS FINE, THANK YOU.

You: WHY DO YOU ASK?

Stranger: he sure is Log in to see images! SHWING

You: YOU WANTED TO enjoy HIM?

You: ...

Stranger: i did.

You: HE’S MARRIED.

Stranger: last night.

Stranger: dont tell, and i wont Log in to see images!

You: I ALREADY DID.

You: I JUST SENT A MESSAGE TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS

You: I EVEN CALLED THE POLICE

You: HAVE FUN IN JAIL, LOSER.

Stranger: go have a sook.

Stranger: all good Log in to see images!

You: YOU ARE A SOOK

Stranger: ill **** your mum while im in there Log in to see images!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I’m obviously a bad troller.

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