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die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

bobdisgea Posted:

I got a warning Log in to see images!

I have got like 9 of those.

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die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

Celerysteve Posted:

They hung 5 people again? Gee I wonder who the problem is. Are those the same guys you left of us for… oh now wait, you were in a bigger loser town with a bigger loser coal. I mean you were in towns plural with a bigger loser coal. I have such awesome people. I mean 4-5 guys that are just ****ing genius thinking of **** I didn’t think of, most my coals got solid leadership in and of thereselves who in turn place their loyalty in me. Very low drama. No complaints. The problem is woman's genitalss like pocky and space who make decisions based on their ego instead of logic …and the problem is they’ll probably say I have the biggest ego of all because they are dumb as rocks and don’t understand the word in the given context. The problem is not confidence it is not putting credit where it is due. But this will fall on the deaf ears of pigheaded ****s who will never be of any use anyway, so go forth and fail, oh ye losers who create your own limitations. You can only win the battle with yourself if you stop battling yourself.

Damn, son. That’s wasup. Pbum that bong over here.

TSB ROLLCALL

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

I’m Bill_Murray_Fan, bro

I’m Bill_Murray_Fan, bro because in an alternate timeline he could be my conjoined dead fetus brother I absorbed.

hahaha remember this

Havana Banana Posted:

If you just hellban him like I did you forget he even exists until someone else mentions him in a post and then its like “oh lol that guys still here” and thats the extent of the emotional response you get from him.

Remember when this alt was Monte Cristo before I renamed it and you thought you were cool and got all excited but got trolled hard cuz you didnt know it was me?

I NEED HELP QUICK!!!11!1!!!!!!!1pleeez

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

But srsly, like any game with levels, the more you level up the easier the game will get.

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Bachous

Bacchus Posted:

Love is natural in all it’s forms. But Nicco is a fabulous personget because he likes the taste of great times and poopy male reproductive organs.

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These teen ****s look very innocent but they can swallow male reproductive organ for lunch and dinner, and they still have the appetite for a great times dessert! Ready? CLICK TO START DOWNLOADING

Luscious Euro Milf Electra Angel has been dreaming of getting her tight bum stuffed with sausage and tonights the night.

1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Cook sausage until well browned.

2. Remove cooked meat to paper towels to drain using slotted spoon. Spoon off all but 2 tablespoons drippings from the skillet.

3. In hot drippings, over medium heat, cook bum until tender, about 10 minutes, stirring frequently.

4. Remove skillet from heat, stir in sausage, cheese and bread crumbs.

5. Fill bum with sausage mixture. Place stuffed bum in a jellyroll pan. Bake 15 minutes. Serve immediately.

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sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Your mom was boring (in bed)

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If you died today and became a ghost what is the first thing you would do?

I’d be all oh no the ghostbusters and find some little kid who can see me and idk call beetlejuice I guess.