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**** has hit the fan.Okay, tomorrow at 2pm I need to do a speech on why Orville Redenbacher Microwaveable popcorn is superior to other brands of microwaveable popcorn.
For this clbum, I NEED to get a good grade on this speech in order to graduate from college, and prevent the wrath of my parents from slamming down on my bum.
Please. I need help. Srsly. Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/02/2008 | |
CLOSED - CONTEST FOR 6 BP: FRIEND MEHEY I TOTALLY FRIENDED. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
Let's play: Doom the RoguelikeAs a matter of fact, there’s exactly one more Cacodemon. Heal yourself brave fine upstanding member of society, you must steel yourself for the next attack!
Oh, and defend. It’s easier than chasing after enemies in Hell’s Arena. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
PPwn Shoppe 11/25 ---Versnatcheâ„¢ Earbleeders.... AgainStill laughing at all the people who are moaning and screaming about the glbumes. Log in to see images!
Already got mine a while ago. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
ITT: AWESOME WEBDESIGNMAYBE FALCONFOUR CAN MAKE HIS WEBSITE MORE LIKE THE ACCEPT JESUS FOREVER FORGIVEN ONE. (view post) |
11/24/2008 | |
bootyLog in to see images! (view post) |
11/24/2008 | |
Felzz sink ideas ; Ponys!I THINK PONIES ARE A ****ING GREAT IDEA. WE COULD PUT THEM IN ARMOR, AND THEN HAVE FAT MEN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE UNTIL THEY COLLAPSE, THEIR BACKS BROKEN AND THEIR SPIRITS GONE DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY’RE SMALL AS **** AND HORRIBLE WARHORSES UNLESS YOU’RE A ****ING MONGOL fine upstanding member of society. (view post) |
11/24/2008 | |
ATTENTION EMOSGOOD. (view post) |
11/23/2008 | |
Camwhores. We need to have a talk.EXCEPT I’M A GUY. fine upstanding member of society GUYS ALWAYS HAVE SLEEK FORMS TO RUN FROM THE POLICE WITH. (view post) |
11/23/2008 | |
Russian AgressionWhy can’t we just not **** each other up for one moment in time? (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
Favourite new music discovered in 08?
Wesley Willis. (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", the BEST Fan-Fiction ever.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And if you say I’m wrong…. I will fight you.
Chapter 1:
Dobby relished his groin-mounted chainsaw’s roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut’s ruined skull. He turned to Harry.
“How does Ronnie Ron taste, master?”
Harry spat out an eyeball. “How am I supposed to eat Ron if you keep talking to me?”
Dobby ducked an astronaut’s poison barbed fist, digging his chainsaw into the beast’s abdomen and letting the spray of viscera wash over his gleaming elven space armor. The skulls’ eye sockets on his shoulders grew brilliant with infernal light, their power fed by the astronaut blood, and the skulls vomited a bolt of light through an astronaut leaping though the air; he was thrown back against the wall, his flesh boiling in another dimension. Harry snapped at Dobby.
“How are we going to complete the ceremony if you keep messing around?”
“Master, look out!”
Dobby’s groin-mounted chainsaw screamed an unholy curse as it flew off the armor, rocketing through the air like an early dream of mankind. It flew right through three astronauts who dropped their hellspears as the chainsaw cut a hole in the ground beneath them so they fell all the way to hell, where the devil raped them forever.
Chapter 2:
“Now is the time, Dobby.”
Dobby knelt before his master.
Harry withdrew his guitar, ****slayer, from a dimension where everything screamed.
Wrought from the silver heart of heaven.
Laced with vessels that pulsed with angel blood tempered by alchemy.
Hewn from the horns of Satan’s generals.
Harry swung the guitar and decapitated Dobby. He took the head of his fallen friendslave and tore open his stomach, stuffing the head inside. Harry vomited a river of steam and summoned a great meteor from space to smash into Hogwarts and kill everyone there, for no reason at all. A vision then appeared. It was Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Harry from his Moonbase which wasn’t on a moon.
“Harry, you must rock the **** out.”
Harry channeled his rage through ****slayer. The angel blood boiled as he summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny ****lings at Hogwarts, leapt onto it, and flew into space. He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy ****fire and flew through mercury, killing the **** out of it. Then he sent the flaming debris of Mercury into Venus, killing the **** out of it and making every woman's genitals in the galaxy explode, and inside every woman's genitals a booby sang of our galaxy’s past and the fleeting nature of mortal life.
Harry then did fly his meteor through space, punching astral vampires in half with his fists encased in ****fire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cavemen on mars so that history changed and now there are vampire cavemen on mars. Then Harry received another vision from Frumblegore, who was having tea with the president of Pangea.
“Care to have tea, Harry?”
“Tell the president to wait. I must save history.” (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
Best Rock/Metal-ish band live.
This. No self-respecting Troll does not go into battle without first listening to the wonder that is Finntroll.
I actually saw them live before. It was the best moment of my life. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
Giving BPs to all people who aren't ducks IRL or a duck altTotally not a duck. (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!)Did it. (view post) |
11/21/2008 | |
EARTH IS SPACE PYRAMIDDO NOT LISTEN TO THE NON-BELIEVERS, THEY ARE DUMMBYS AND EDUCATED WRONG BY THE CORRUPT EDUCATIONERS THAT EDUCATE PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY DO NOT LISTEN DO NOT LISTEN.
SPACE PYRAMID IS THE ONE TEACHING TRUE TEACHING OKAY (view post) |
11/20/2008 | |
Johnny Mac: This is how you lost.FalconFour Posted:
SUCH COMMENTS ONLY MAKE ME FEEL MORE LOVED. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/20/2008 | |
Johnny Mac: This is how you lost.Odalisque Posted:
SECOND. (view post) |
11/20/2008 | |
Is 100,000 raelly worth it?Answer to question: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. (view post) |
11/20/2008 | |
Server Maintenance at 6PM EST (30 mins from now)Aaaah, okay. (view post) |
11/20/2008 |