-XI-'s Flamebate Posts

Idea: Clbum Rage moves

I had an idea that goes a little something like this: What if each clbum had a set of special moves to pwn boards with? And what better way to do that than UNLEASHING THE MOTHER ****ING RAGE!!!!

It would work a little something like this: Players can choose to unequip the web spider and replace it with the Delta Rage Gauge. The idea here is that every time the user makes an attack on a thread, they acgreat timesulate ‘rage points’ towards one of three chosen special attacks. Once used, the gauge will empty and will charge again for the next rage attack.

Below is a list I’ve mocked up for said attacks, which players can equip before going to a board.

Emo

I – BAWWWW – Recovers tears and ego at a 2:1 ratio (i.e. 2 tears recovered, 1 ego gets recovered too)

II – Grey matter – -100 Ego, +150 Tears and +20 Offence

III – Consume soul – +100 Tears, -20 Defence and +20 Offence

Camwhore

I – Extreme Narcissism – Maxes out Ego and Sexiness, the amount replenished equals the attack power.

II – Pre-Menstrual Stress – -80 Sexiness -100 Ego, Attack 300 – 500,

III – Live Webcam Feed – -50 Sexiness, +100 Ego, -10 Defence and +20 Offence

Troll

I – For the lulz – Cred is doubled for that forum visit

II – Delicious Cake – -100 Douchebaggery, Defence +20, Attack 200.

III – Crapflood – Douchebaggery -150, Attack 30 – 40 (spams board for 4 to 16 times depending on Ego)

Hacker

I – Counter Strike – Instantly dominated last board you pwned. Works as a counter-attack when raiding. Used by Nordstrom in Ep 1.

II – Overclock System – Increase all stats by 10 for 9 turns

III – Laughing Skull Virus – Infects a forum with a virus! 1/2 damage for 9 turns.

Permanoob

I – DESUDESUDESU – -50 Ego, Attack 30 – 40 (spams board for 4 to 16 times depending on Ego)

II – Old meme – -50 Ego, +20 Offence +20 Defence

III – Pill-popping – Depending on how much Ego replenishing consumables you have and how much Ego you have, this will try to bring your Ego to max or replenish as much as possible by using up your consumables in one turn. Cannot be used when you have no consumables.

Thoughts?

People who sell the Haxploitation epeen should be banned imo

Evil Trout Posted:

Can someone fill me in? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

This

so i'm going to try and beat the game without using any upgrade points... (spoilers)

Battletoads mode much? Holy ****ing hell.

3BP - Invent-a-Peen

-XI- Posted:

Are the current ePeens lacking in variety for you? Would you like to make one? This is the contest for you! All you have to do is come up with an idea for an ePeen and explain how it could be achieved. Here are the rules:

1. The ePeen must be attainable by everyone. (i.e. no peens that would only apply to one user)

2. It could be as difficult to achieve as you want it to be, but please try to be reasonable

3. It must have something to do with either the main game or domination.

4. There is no rule 4

5. No trolling

6. The idea must be original

Rule 6 is the most important. For example; anything that has something to do with the Job Board will be ignored, since ‘Chai’, ‘Super-Chai’ and ‘Chai as a kite’ sums it all up.

Let’s do this thang!

qf toxx

Edit: oh ****, maybe I should explain how I will pick the winrar. I’ll hire some judges if this contest gets more than 10 subs, if not then I’ll just make a poll.

FALCONFAIL

very much so

MY PORTAL COMMENT CLARIFICATION

Move this topic to CoS.

MY PORTAL COMMENT CLARIFICATION

I think OP should die in a fire and be hellbanned for posting this thread. Even if it’s in RP it still is a fail of epic proportions.

tl;dr gtfo

Whatcha get for Christmas?

You know, it’s always to do with stars for some weird reason.

Whatcha get for Christmas?

Nicco Posted:

1 TB External Hard Drive

Super Mario Galaxy

$150 or so

gay

Whatcha get for Christmas?

All I got was a lousy £60