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The An-Hero Scoreboards

Because Patch is a manic depressive and a sucks at IRL, I think I’ll make a scoreboard…

STANDARD AN HERO ROUTINES:
Cut wrist - 1 An Point
Cut wrist longways - 2 An Points
Cut Scalp - 5 An Points
Hang Self - 5 An Points
Cut throat - 10 An Points
Cut Nail - 15 An Points
Cut male reproductive organ - 50 An Points
Drill Brains - 75 An Points
Death by Cops (shoot at them and get caught in returning fire) - 20 An Points
All of the Above - 500 An Points

JIHAD (In order of the 'care factor' of location, extra points for yelling 'I'm doing it for the lulz' before detonation)
In own room, garden, neighbours front yard or near your family - 20 An Points
At School or College - 50 An Points
Shopping Centre or Supermarket - 60 An Points
Church, Mosque*, Temple or Memorial Service - 75 An Points
At University - 100 An Points
Kindergarten - 150 An Points
Tourist Hotspot - 200  An Points
WTC Memorial Area* - 250 An Points
On live TV - Depends on which channel and how far away from the reporter, less distance = more An Points

SPECIAL
Jump Off Building - No. of An Points relative to how many stories high you jump from on a ratio of 5:1, bonus points for landing on someone
Cream Egg Surprise (gouge your eyes out with an ice cream scoop and replace with Cadbury Cream Eggs) - 200 An Points
Bathtub of baked beans (fill a bathtub with baked beans and do not stop eating) - 100 An Points, plus another 100 if you manage to kill someone else with the resulting **** blasts afterwards)

*Extra points for yelling out loud in fluent Arabic.

Still adding to this list, suggestions are always welcome.

I tried to kill myself yesterday

There is nothing insensitive about calling someone an attention seeker. Patch is the perfect example of such and does not deserve sympathy. Besides, would it ****ing hurt to have fewer people that think like this in our world? I don’t think so.

I tried to kill myself yesterday

Tesfan: “you think your life is bad now dodge market bombs ****”

elenaratelimit: oh noes my life sux i dont wanna get up in da morning kill me

elenaratelimit: laffo @ tylenol too

elenaratelimit: typical ‘find me before i die’ suicide method

-XI-: they are like kids crying at the first sight of blood

Patch The Darknut: Tesfan: :B I’m still wearing my hospital band, ****.

-XI-: then cut the other wrist

elenaratelimit: AHAHAHAHA

I tried to kill myself yesterday

Let it be said that I have no remorse, nor will I ever show compbumion for people that try to become an hero. Those sorts of people are okay with the fact that making a permanent solution to a temporary problem is the best option, which is something I will never understand or relate to.

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I think it’s about time I changed my avatar, but I don’t know what to… What could posibly be more awesome than Jesus riding a dinosaur? I’ll let you all decide.

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Also, someone delete the other thread because I made the mistake of posting as my alt.