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	Today is the anniversary of BINGEBOT 2015's bumemblage. Happy birthday! (view post)	02/23/2009
	Kyoubai Reserve Price Or better yet, display the reserve pries on auctions Log in to see images! (view post)	02/23/2009
	Contest for Forumwarz Inc. shares Oleg Mordashov Posted: post photo of receiving blowjob by Fingerz: 10% Okay, here is a picture of me receiving a blowjob. The picture was made by Fingerz. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=e67u6a&s=5 (view post)	02/23/2009
	The "special" quest. Also, this was awesome. (view post)	02/23/2009
	The "special" quest. Falcon Preservation Donor Receipt This receipt proves that someone was willing to blow a whole wad of cash over some falcons. Worth 54,000Log in to see images! at the ppwn shop. Just asking, does this serve any purpose? If it doesn’t, will it serve any purpose? (view post)	02/23/2009
	Short fiction contest for 1BP Trudging through the snow, as it came down heavily, I should have been sad. But it was fairly warm for February in Montreal, and I was walking next the most beautiful girl in the world. We met awhile ago, but that was unimportant, every time I see her, it’s like seeing her for the first time. She truly brightens my day, every time I see her, and this walk was destiny. I was about to pledge my undying love for her, when a man walked towards her, and delicately kissed her. I am going to ****ing murder him. I shall. (view post)	02/22/2009
	3rd Forumwarz Inc. Shareholder Meeting Oleg Mordashov Posted: you blind? it already happened. Yes, but again, the point is to get more people to buy BP. Once again, what will we accomplish by declaring bankruptcy? How will this help our situation? And now, for another of my fantastic ideas… Partner with Microsoft, and release Forumwarz Episode 1&2, bundled together for the XBOX 360 and PC, for about $50-$80. Pros: Huge amount of press coverage Microsoft’s coding department will comb it for bugs…Right? It’s not like they suck at programming and leave mbumive holes and vulnerabilities in products they make, right? Still better than Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Cons:* ~~We won’t be able to update it periodically..~~ Just realized that that’s a pro, we won’t be constantly berated for fixing it. ~~People prefer to post on forums with a mouse, than an xbox controller.~~ Just realized that that’s also a pro, we develop a line of computer mice for the 360. ~~People will be upset that they can no longer play Forumwarz for free.~~ Just realized that these are all pros, and that this means there will be 90% less douche bags playing the game. ***, I’m a genius! (view post)	02/22/2009
	I will take my clothes off and fool around with you live on cam for BP. Whoever decides to spend the 7 BP, be sure to record it for us all Log in to see images! (view post)	02/22/2009
	3rd Forumwarz Inc. Shareholder Meeting Oleg Mordashov Posted: Listen, we have lack of 143 000 US$ on our bank account thanks to Evil Trout’s Small Tools and some other expenses. We really must think of solution for finance problem. I can pump some family money into the company but it’s only good if I can get something out of it (Forumwarz Inc. is worthless ****). We must think of alternative markets to increase income. Maybe fact that most people on Forumwarz are fabulous persons is helpful? We should consider adding gay porn service to advertising portfolio! Also you must tell me where said location “Ontario” is. It sounds like good place. Ontario is a province in Canada. Do you know where Canada is? I’d like to think so, considering Forumwarz is located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. And yes, most people on Forumwarz are monstrous homogays. An idea: Just take thousands of pictures of Johhny Mac and Fail. (view post)	02/22/2009
	3rd Forumwarz Inc. Shareholder Meeting Oleg Mordashov Posted: stop giving stupid advice doing business with the Chinese will lead us nowhere And declaring bankruptcy will lead us somewhere? Remember, Forumwarz is established in Canada, where the economy is still strong, and we won’t get any government bailouts. It’s also illegal to move the head office to the US, without first firing all the employees. And that takes months of notice. Maybe a new ad campaign, where for every BP bought, you receive a unique nude pic. We shall acquire all these pics by giving Johnny Mac and Fail honorary positions in the company, and forcing them to go out on the streets, retrieving said nude pics. Remember, in Ontario, it’s legal for women to be topless in public Log in to see images! (view post)	02/22/2009
	Express Oscar Contest - 5 BP if Robert Downey Jr. scores, 1 BP if not post (view post)	02/22/2009
	3rd Forumwarz Inc. Shareholder Meeting No, we shall just borrow money from the chinese. (view post)	02/21/2009
	Attention all you fabulous persons that set reserve prices much higher than what anyone will ever bid Seriously, at least tell us what the reserve price is! It’d really suck to be something like 100Log in to see images! (view post)	02/20/2009
	Contest for Forumwarz Inc. shares MeatLoafFan Posted: – be sexy: 1% – be jewish: 1% – make funny post on Flamebate: 20% (very unlikely to happen) – finish Episode 1 and Episode 2 without coming in contact with one single bug: 20% 42% please? I am so not sexy that I am. Also, I am actually jewish, I would show you my male reproductive organ, but that is cp. I made a funny post on flamebate, in my opinion. Because you didn’t specify that it was at your discretion on what constitutes a funny post, it is hilarious. As well, I encountered no bugs, be it ingame bugs, nor browser issues. There is no reasonable way of getting proof of that, however check the toxx, you didn’t mention requiring proof. (view post)	02/20/2009
	**** YOU BidSquid! BidSquids in GGM? That’s epic. (view post)	02/20/2009
	Contest for Forumwarz Inc. shares – be sexy: 1% – be jewish: 1% – make funny post on Flamebate: 20% (very unlikely to happen) – finish Episode 1 and Episode 2 without coming in contact with one single bug: 20% 42% please? (view post)	02/20/2009
	avatar contest for 2 bp As a suggestion, if you’d like to keep the union jack, possibly turn it into a bracelet or such? (view post)	02/20/2009
	avatar contest for 2 bp zigzagoon Posted: i’m guessing there is some sort of meme that i’m missing because all i see is the same avatar plus seizure-inducing flashes :b Not necessarily a meme, but it will make Shii really bumhurt Log in to see images! (view post)	02/19/2009
	GIVING AWAY EP 2 TO THE FIRST 3 PERSONS TO POST GOATSE GIF ON THIS THREAD MicRo-BreAtH Posted: MicRo-BreAtH Posted: I’m too lazy to write a long, freakingly boring and meaningless book right now, but I’ve decided on what shall be my hymn. This song will forever be known as the hymn of MicRo-BreAtH. (Please note ‘The Hymn of MicRo-BreAtH’ and not ‘The Hymn of Micro-Breath’. Capitalization is vital.) Sidenote: I was only able to find the song in a live version, but what the Breaven. Did someone call me? Also, bp nao plz. Log in to see images! (view post)	02/19/2009
	avatar contest for 2 bp MeatLoafFan Posted: Log in to see images! Tah-DAH! If you want I can change the picture to something ~~else~~ not plagiarized. So, do you like it? (view post)	02/19/2009

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