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	AN OPEN LETTER TO MERCWITHMOUTH Cheins Sanchez Posted: How to Deal with an Internet Troll A troll can be infuriating to users. If you know how to handle a troll, beating the troll frustration-free can be very simple and quick. Ignore the posts. A troll’s goal is to make users angry, and by responding to their posts, you are “feeding the troll”. Compliment the troll. Trolls will be thrown off balance if you give the a simple compliment, and may even stop trolling people. Report the troll to a moderator if they persist. If the trolling persists, a moderator can deal with them. Reported. Also, I love you. (view post)	05/19/2009
	Uh oh trolling is going to be illegal soon Cheins Sanchez Posted: I honestly don’t care if it gets pbumed or not. You can’t enforce something like this. It’s like download music, there’s not enough police officers. (view post)	05/19/2009
	join Hackers of the world unite in a non-communist way Raepdog Posted: I want a nerd o powa alt. The nerd o powa is banned. I smell an illegal alt. (view post)	05/19/2009
	I may have figured out what's wrong with the itembuildr code zagerblag Posted: Good job. Price would be proportional to stats, right? That’s the difficult part. The aim of itembuildr is automatically generated stats and prices, but the thing is, all stats are worth different things. An item that gives 400 douchebaggery would cost less than an item that gives 200 Processing power. Same thing with luck, charisma, et cetera. An ideal formula would involve each stat point being worth a certain number of flezz, but something like: Offense = 1,000 Defense = 1,000 Douchebaggery, Tears, Sexiness = 100 PP = 200 Those are just numbers out of my head though. zagerblag Posted: I think the very idea of automatically-generated, random stats for purchasable equipment is bad, though. Why? Using my method, no item will never be better or worse than the current most powerful/weakest. In addition, it would be random, unlike the current code. Though stats could still be blown out of proportion, which shows that the above formula needs a lot more tweaking, to avoid an item that gives hardware with 5PP, 2 offense, 1 defense and 1 luck. (view post)	05/19/2009
	now i can flamebate rampage now that i have nothing else to do due tothe fact that i reached the level cap spacekadt Posted: it’s gonna be a few days before he can do that Log in to see images! Oh thank God, I love you. (view post)	05/19/2009
	now i can flamebate rampage now that i have nothing else to do due tothe fact that i reached the level cap CrinkzPipe Posted: You should send 50 tubmails to all the mods/admins telling them your plan, so you know, they don’t ban you for trolling? Good idea. Make sure you use a script, otherwise it’s very time consuming writing all 500 tubmails. (view post)	05/19/2009
	I may have figured out what's wrong with the itembuildr code Here’s a formula we could use. Base Stat 20% that it gives PP -> Hardware 20% that it gives Sexiness -> Lingerie/Glbumes/Shoes (33.3% chance each) 20% that it gives Douchebaggery -> Fetishes 20% that it gives Tears -> Piercing/Tattoo (50% chance each) 20% that it only gives Ego Ego 45% on all items that it gives Ego additionally. It will give Ego based on the formula below. If it only gives Ego, it will go through the formula twice. This formula will be done once per “PP/Sexiness/Douchebaggery/Tears/Ego”, “Offense”, “Defense”, and “Other stats (Luck, Charisma, et cetera)”. Ex1) Offense [(Lowest Offense) + (Highest Offense)]/(Random Variable between 1 and itself/(Lowest Offense)] Always round up. This is done per item type. So in the case of a lingerie item, [(the lowest Offense of a lingerie item) + (the highest Offense of a lingerie item)]/[(Random Variable between 1 and itself)/(the lowest Offense of a lingerie item)]. Ex2) Defense* [(Lowest Defense) + (Highest Defense)]/(Random Variable between 1 and itself/(Lowest Defense)] Always round up. This is done per item type. So in the case of a lingerie item, [(the lowest Defense of a lingerie item) + (the highest Defense of a lingerie item)]/[(Random Variable between 1 and itself)/(the lowest Defense of a lingerie item)]. Example* PP -> Hacker It does not give Ego additionally. PP: [(5) + (100)]/(Random Variable between 1 and 105/5) = Anywhere between 5 and 105 PP. Offense: [(2) + (15)]/(Random Variable between 1 and 17/2) = Anywhere between 2 and 17 Offense. Defense: [(1) + (15)]/(Random Variable between 1 and 16/1) = Anywhere between 1 and 16 Defense. Luck: [(1) + (10)]/(Random Variable between 1 and 11/1) = Anywhere between 1 and 11. (view post)	05/19/2009
	Bashy Bashers? Fix Itembuildr Tattoo? Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted: One makes fun of bumhurt, whereas another is borne entirely out of it, like a mewling, thrashing entanglement of hemorrhoids. I know eh? How the Bashy-Basher’s forum made fun of all the bumhurt that ensued after Bashy kept winning, and the Falcon****er quest which involved a mewling, thrashing entanglement of Falcons giving someone hemorrhoids. (view post)	05/19/2009
	Bashy Bashers? Fix Itembuildr Tattoo? Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted: Entries have been disqualified, because they wouldn’t have been published anyway. It wouldn’t have? I was under the impression that the Bashy-Basher’s Brigade was leading 23 points to the current leader. (view post)	05/18/2009
	Bashy Bashers? Fix Itembuildr Tattoo? spacekadt Posted: When its turn on the list came up. Just like it will with this. You can keep whining and waste your energy until it happens in due course or you can try to make something good with what it serves up in the meantime. It’s your choice, but it’s not going to make things happen any faster. As I mentioned a few posts above, it’d be awesome if the community could see the list, just so we can be aware that it is in fact being worked on. (view post)	05/18/2009
	Bashy Bashers? Fix Itembuildr Tattoo? Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted: I just disqualified all anti-Bashy forum entries. To disqualify an anti-Bashy forum, only to let Bashy win, is robbing the community, and then urinating on it. (view post)	05/18/2009
	Bashy Bashers? Fix Itembuildr Tattoo? And now, because there is no list that I’d check, I’m going to list some things I find wrong with buildr, despite you guys already knowing, this serves as a just-in-case. 1) Eliminate Downvoting in itembuildr/Make like -20 the cutoff. 2) Give the code another look, try making the items that are spawned be random between Tears, Sexiness, Douchebaggery, and Processing Power; instead of based on previously existing items (where Camwhores and Emo Kids have a majority. 3) Make -10 the cutoff in forumbuildr. By implementing the above changes, voting will be determined by how much someone likes something, not be the first 5 people who get to a forum quickly hitting “downvote”. (view post)	05/18/2009
	Bashy Bashers? Fix Itembuildr Tattoo? Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted: So in other words, community: You’ve proven how broken it is, you can quit stomping on the shattered fragments now. The Bashy Basher’s forum is simply because someone hated that Bashy kept winning, over and over again. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that you disqualified that Bashy-Bashing forum, because you felt it had gone too far/was an inside joke. Am I the only one who feels that that is ridiculous? That the majority of voters, were so frustrated that Bashy kept winning, that they voted in an anti-Bashy forum, only to have it disqualified for Bashy to win? I upvoted it, because it would be fun to write for, and also yes it would be an inside joke, but that’s only one forum out of how many? Over 100? I know I asked for this on the blog, but I think this is another great time to ask. If there could just be a post in flamebate, or even in the database, on “known problems, issues, bugs & things to fix”. I’d probably say that all (if not 95%) of the “ET YER GAME IS BROKEN” stuff that’s posted in CD, is an attempt to get CZs attention by alerting them of the issue. If we can have this dogreat timesent just as a reference so we can be like “Oh, they know that we want them to do this”, and go outside. And if you do decide to do this, make sure you don’t indicate when you plan on fixing it, or adding any sort of list of priority, that will just cause endless threads of “FIX THIS BEFORE THAT”, and et cetera. (view post)	05/18/2009
	Which of the following persons should I unban? BillyBobBoo Posted: 1 BP FOR ALL WHO VOTE IRAWR! 1BP please. (view post)	05/18/2009
	Let's not vote in an Anti-Bashy Forum, kay? Dunatis Posted: I’m just as sick and tired of seeing Bashy’s ugly (IMHO) avatar every week as everyone else, but let’s not make a stupid Forum win to spite him shall we? It’s bad enough that I have to somehow be clever this week with Math as the topic but all we’d be doing is immortalizing him all the more. Instead why don’t we start coming up with and voting in good forums? Or maybe even another one of my crappy ones? Doing a Bashy Basher’s Forum would basically be like the “Fran is Fat” Forum idea which was just a bad inside joke to people who care. Let’s try and keep Forums bad jokes we can all understand. I call voting fraud. Mods, take care of this. (view post)	05/18/2009
	The ****tiest Klan Name. I would join that klan (view post)	05/17/2009
	Domination Ending time Re dei sepolcri Posted: Why not just have rotating times? That means that every 2 weeks, it’s advantageous for SOMEONE. (view post)	05/16/2009
	Uh oh trolling is going to be illegal soon Amphitrite Posted: You don’t harbum someone when they’re physically in front of you, don’t harbum them when they’re online. Yes, but the thing about being online is that there’s proof here. If I went up to you irl, and insulted you, it’s perfectly acceptable. But would this make doing it online being illegal? Amphitrite Posted: The bill is more meant for that kind of case. The bill should be amended to exclusively include the continued harbumment of a specific individual, singling them out, and using insults based on information that they have not willingly shared with you. But even then, the bill shouldn’t pbum. If I told you that my spouse committed suicide, then you start trolling me in GRP, it’s my fault for telling you in the first place. However if you post my name & address (as in the boxxy example), AFTER death threats have been made, there should be some kind of protection. But we all know that going after the end user never works. Also, this law is lacking a lot of detail, if an american citizen, trolls another american citizen, on a Canadian hosted website, will it still apply? (view post)	05/16/2009
	A next Metal Gear Is... AntiRules187 Posted: that would be p cool, metal gear solid in spain? Reason I edited is because I thought this thread was recent, and that what I said may have been relevant. Then I saw the dates Log in to see images! (view post)	05/16/2009
	A next Metal Gear Is... Edit: Nvm. (view post)	05/15/2009

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