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	Participate in a chain story! Win 3BP Crecon Posted: also since the police officer was from the future he knew exactly what was going to happen here. In fact he knew that this moment would in turn create one of the scariest moments for all mankind in the coming years. The police offer dropped his pants, bended over, and goatsed himself right in front of Pete’s eyes. Pete then understood the meaning of life. He set out, his new mission in mind. (view post)	05/30/2009
	What's the best klan, and why? C’mon people, what’s the best klan and why? (view post)	05/30/2009
	Waddup with the Hall of **** leaderboard yo? Edit: nvm. (view post)	05/30/2009
	17 BP Create a TAM Emoticon A situation where this would be useful: ———— Person 1: Hey man, you’re pretty cool! Person 2: I know Log in to see images! (view post)	05/30/2009
	17 BP Create a TAM Emoticon At 0.2: Log in to see images! At 0.5: Log in to see images! Fixed: Log in to see images! (view post)	05/30/2009
	Oh ya, THAT's why I went Inactive... Samildanach Posted: In my considered opinion, you should quit the game and the forums. Forever. Starting right now. Oh sorry, before that post I mistook you for a fairly cool poster. (view post)	05/29/2009
	Oh ya, THAT's why I went Inactive... Delura Bjorn Posted: u can pwn me BB Log in to see images! Bad Gimmick alt is bad. (view post)	05/29/2009
	Subject MicRo-BreAtH Posted: I’m too lazy to write a long, freakingly boring and meaningless book right now, but I’ve decided on what shall be my hymn. This song will forever be known as the hymn of MicRo-BreAtH. (Please note ‘The Hymn of MicRo-BreAtH’ and not ‘The Hymn of Micro-Breath’. Capitalization is vital.) Sidenote: I was only able to find the song in a live version, but what the Breaven. Log in to see images! (view post)	05/29/2009
	Oh ya, THAT's why I went Inactive... Professor Commie PhD Posted: PROTIP: nobody cares That’s why you’re posting here Log in to see images! (view post)	05/29/2009
	Tubmail me for BP You’ve got tub~~girl~~mail. (view post)	05/29/2009
	Oh ya, THAT's why I went Inactive... MC Banhammer Posted: Dammit. Can you please STAY inactive? That way we don’t have to have you posting here. Thx. EDIT: p2Snipah! And I just stopped pwning forums, I’ve always been posting Log in to see images! (view post)	05/29/2009
	Oh ya, THAT's why I went Inactive... LOL 570,000Log in to see images! (view post)	05/29/2009
	Database maintenance Evil Trout Posted: Thanks for the nice notes guys, it means a lot after an incredibly stressful day of work like today. Oh, then I suppose my thread would be the epitome of douchebaggery at this point. Seriously, you guys have a great thing going, and we appreciate all of your work, keep going. (view post)	05/28/2009
	Oh ya, THAT's why I went Inactive... CoreyJess Posted: No, I came to GRP because had I posted this in Ayn Rands I would have had to tone it down considerably, in addition to most of the forumwarz populace needing to slightly censor their posts. I’m looking for other opinions on the issue, in addition to trying to vent. **** I need to go outside more. (view post)	05/28/2009
	Oh ya, THAT's why I went Inactive... CoreyJess Posted: How dare you call the bumdance gibberish. You are out of line sir! Log in to see images! No, that was the humping. I was calling Chile’s post gibberish, because it was. (view post)	05/28/2009
	Oh ya, THAT's why I went Inactive... And the first 2 replies are humping and gibberish. I guess the game is designed for retards… Whoops, missed the third which was “tl;dr”, despite me including a “tl;dr” (view post)	05/28/2009
	Oh ya, THAT's why I went Inactive... 15 forum visits, streak of 21, promises that forums will soon be retired… Meh, might as well go up in my streak, and try for Dom at the same time. Then I remembered why I haven’t pwned a forum since the falcon***er quest. Level 35 hacker, Best equipment (or second best) of the game, 199 offense, 3 attacks that do over 1,780 damage. Wait, that can’t be right? Only 3 attacks that do over 1,800 damage? Well it’s true: IPZ, Recipes for Disaster, and 404. But they should have really low refreshes right? Nope, 6, 8 and 6. Gameplay is still horribly broken, but that’s being worked on, and clbum re-balancing is somewhere on that imaginary list that I asked for, right? Right? Fine, time for some Dom. Pwn forum, Pwn forum, Pwn forum, Pwn forum, Check vanilla helper… MeatLoafFan Brainfreeze 4 Wait 20 minutes… MeatLoafFan Brainfreeze 4 ... Well, it appears that with over 100 forums, at 9:30PM on a thursday night, you need to wait awhile… Good thing I have that streak marker right? Nope, doesn’t work with chrome, and it’s not integrated into the game… Damn… Well lemon scoops still work, right? Oh wait, I lag a lot, forget about those. But isn’t there a new system change about to take place? “Lemon Score = (turns taken weight) + pwnage done – ego damage taken”???? Wait, I’m a hacker, my “turns taken” just tripled. Well, chocolate scoops still work, right? Oh no, itembuildr is way too broken, forumbuildr and incit are always there, but both require being humourus to the mbumes… Ah well, I’ve gotten some few hundred dom scoops… tl;dr: Everything is still broken and ****ty. Time to bide my time until phase 2 starts; OH I HOPE TO GOD THAT THAT FIXES IT. (view post)	05/28/2009
	12BP up for grabs! Several ways to win! (Possibly NSFW) Demonlord666000 is a pretty cool guy, he runs contests that exploit scantily clad women and doesn’t afraid of anything. Also, I need the bp. (view post)	05/28/2009
	Participate in a chain story! Win 3BP MC Banhammer Posted: Pete thought to himself, “Wisconsin? But — I live in Vermont!” Aloud, he asked Cheesehead the question he had been holding back asking ever since he first hit puberty: Can I have sex with your head? (view post)	05/28/2009
	I may have figured out what's wrong with the itembuildr code batgrenade2442 Posted: I liked the old code that gave us items like the Master Ball and 2nd Grade Girls soccer team… Why exactly did they stop using that one? Because that gave us items like the Master Ball and 2nd Grade Girls soccer team… (view post)	05/28/2009

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