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Whee.Don’t you wish your COBOL was hot like mine. (view post) |
04/26/2009 | |
Whee.000100 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION. 000200 PROGRAM-ID. HELLOWORLD. 000300 000400* 000500 ENVIRONMENT DIVISION. 000600 CONFIGURATION SECTION. 000700 SOURCE-COMPUTER. RM-COBOL. 000800 OBJECT-COMPUTER. RM-COBOL. 000900 001000 DATA DIVISION. 001100 FILE SECTION. 001200 100000 PROCEDURE DIVISION. 100100 100200 MAIN-LOGIC SECTION. 100300 BEGIN. 100400 DISPLAY ” ” LINE 1 POSITION 1 ERASE EOS. 100500 DISPLAY “Hello world!” LINE 15 POSITION 10. 100600 STOP RUN. 100700 MAIN-LOGIC-EXIT. 100800 EXIT. (view post) |
04/26/2009 | |
Russian Analyist Predicts the Downfall and Breakup of U.S.I personally think that there is a very good possibility of a serious depression, and not just kinda sorta “Oh, yeah, it’s kinda a depression”, more like mind-numbing powerful depression.
The US has turned Emo, and it might just commit suicide. Or, at the least, injure itself or get beaten up for being freakish despite the fact it’s the rich kid on the block. (view post) |
01/14/2009 | |
Honestly I’m ****ing blinded in rage at the momentMod-member relations = FALCONFOUR IS A MONSTROUS HOMOGAY. Dawg he’s gay.
Just had to put that out there for the Re-Res out there, if it wasn’t painfully obvious enough. (view post) |
01/03/2009 | |
ITT: bumSACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKSEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN. (view post) |
01/02/2009 | |
The HACTRNOnce before a console dreary, while I programmed, weak and weary, Over many a curious program which did TECO’s buffer fill, — While I pondered, nearly sleeping, suddenly there came a feeping, As of something gently beeping, beeping with my console’s bell. ”’Tis my DDT,” I muttered, “feeping on my console’s bell: Once it feeped, and now is still.” Ah, distinctly I remember that dark night in bleak December, And each separate glowing symbol danced before me, bright and chill. Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow From my HACTRN aid for sorrow — sorrow for the bugs which fill — For the strange unknown and nameless bugs which ever all my programs fill — Bugs which now I searched for still.
And the coughing, whirring, gritty fan I heard inside my TTY Made me with fantastic terrors never known before to thrill; So that now, to still the beating of my heart I stood repeating, ”’Tis some interrupt entreating DDT to signal me — Some strange interrupt entreating DDT to signal me — Its importance surely nil.”
Presently my soul grew stronger: hesitating then no longer I decided that I would respond to this strange program’s call; TECO, which I then attended, to my soul more strength extended; With ^Z I ascended, going to my DDT — <esc><esc>V I typed, and answered soon my DDT — TECO there, and that was all!
Dumbly at my console peering, as I sat there, wondering, fearing, Doubting now that any interrupt was ever there to call; But the silence was unbroken, and my HACTRN gave no token, And the only sound there spoken from my TTY’s whirring fan — The low and rough and distant sound came from my TTY’s whirring fan — TECO there, and that was all.
Back into my TECO going, with my pounding heart now slowing, Soon again I heard a feeping, somewhat louder than before. “Surely,” said I, “surely this is some strange bug of RMS’s Which an interrupt professes, though I have no other job; Let me then ask DDT if it thinks there’s another job — ‘Tis a bug, and nothing more!”
Again I went up to my HACTRN while cold shivers up my back ran <esc><esc>V I typed, my jobs now once more to display. Only TECO was there listed; though my trembling heart resisted Yet I willed my hand, insisted, <esc>J to quickly type — To answer this bold query DDT did hesitantly type A ghostly “FOOBAR J”
From <esc><esc>V protected, now, this phantom job, selected Gave no clue to why it had invoked that former beeping shrill. “Though,” I said, “you’re no inferior, I shall act as your superior And examine your interior, this strange matter to explore.” Then I typed a 0/ this matter further to explore — Quoth the HACTRN, ”:KILL”.
Much I worried — this outrageous bug might prove to be contagious, Though thus far it had not seemed to do my TECO any ill: For we cannot help concurring such a bug would cause a stirring, Feeping on a console whirring, disappearing then from sight — An evanescent mystery subjob disappearing then from sight With no clue but ”:KILL”!
But my HACTRN, swapping, running, gave no further sign of cunning By this unknown phantom, which was in a thirty second sleep; None of this I comprehended; to my TECO I descended, And in terror I pretended that the bug had gone away — I pretended that for good the mystery bug had gone away — When my console gave a feep.
Now I quickly, hoping, praying, started up a PEEK displaying All the the jobs and subjobs there which did the system fill: What I found was quite unpleasant, for there was no FOOBAR present: Only TECO was there present, underneath my DDT; I quit the PEEK, and “FOOBAR<esc>J” typed out my DDT — Then quoth the HACTRN, ”:KILL”.
But — this FOOBAR now beguiling all my sad soul into smiling — I tightly grinned, determined that this glitch should cause nobody ill; Now, into my armchair sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking why this unknown phantom job — Why this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and unknown phantom job Feeped and did a ”:KILL”.
This I sat engaged in guessing, but conceived no thought expressing How a phantom job could sound those strange and ghostly beeps; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining, With the symbols coldly shining at me from the CRT, With the bright, sharp symbols coldly shining on the CRT — Which suddenly gave seven feeps!
Then methought the air grew denser, filled with clouds which grew immenser, As when under darkened daylight thick and stormy weather brews; With some bit of hesitation stemming from my trepidation Again I typed that incantation finding out how much I’d lose — <esc><esc>V I typed again to find how much I’d lose — TECO there, and seven FOOs!
“Job!” said I, “with ghostly manner! — subjob still, if LISP or PLANNER! Whether accident, or feeping as another hacker wills! Tell me now why I am losing, why my HACTRN you’re abusing, Which no doubt is of your choosing: echo truly on my screen!” Then DDT as if in answer echoed quickly on my screen, Typing seven ”:KILLs”.
“Job!” said I, “with ghostly manner! — subjob still, if LISP or PLANNER! By the ITS above us which the DSKDMP doth fulfill, I shall be the system’s saviour: I shall mend your crude behaviour, I shall halt your strange behaviour, and thee from the system lock!” Madly, wildly laughing I made DDT invoke a LOCK, And quickly typed thereat — “5KILL”!
“Be this now our sign of parting, phantom job!” I shrieked, upstarting, As my HACTRN now informed me ITS was going down in 5:00. “You have run your last instruction and performed your final function!” But, refuting this deduction HACTRN then my TTY grabbed — To type out yet another message HACTRN now my TTY grabbed — Quoth the HACTRN, “ITS REVIVED!”
And the FOOBAR, never sleeping, still is beeping, still is beeping On the glaring console out from which I cannot even log! And other happenings yet stranger indicate inherent danger When bugs too easily derange or mung the programs of machines; When programs too “intelligent” start taking over the machines: Is this the end of AutoProg? (view post) |
01/02/2009 | |
GOTO?!We should be coding in COBOL. (view post) |
12/10/2008 | |
Silly Chain Letters and their Refutations60 things most girls dont know
I saw this rambling mess while looking for some Jet Set Radio tunes to listen to. So, I decided to refute every single one of the statements given within. One at a time.
So, here it is, the refutations.
1 Guys love ****s. Otherwise, they wouldn’t sleep with them.
2 True statement on the stopping from the stammering, though.
3 Sorry for breaking your romantic fantasy, but if they are flirting around, they don’t see you as a good girlfriend, and you’re likely a manipulative controlling ho-bag.
4 Guys rarely plan things out romantically. Women are the ones who plan. Guys are the ones who do the plan.
5 If you think they’re going crazy about your smile, think again: They’re likely crazy about the T and A.
6 Guys will NOT do anything to get women’s attention, simply because of the fact that men have dignity. Sometimes, I’m not sure if women do, but guys? Certainly.
7 Agreed: Guys do not want to hear you whine about your ex.
8 Some guys, most often the abusive ones, don’t want you talking to other guys. Not all.
9 Now this is what I hate: The pet mentality for boyfriends. It varies from man to man how much he needs attention. I personally don’t need much attention to feel loved, just occasional attention.
10 Again, most guys, if they feel secure in a relationship, don’t care who you talk to.
11 More like, GIRLS get jealous easily.
12 Guys might be more emotional than you think, however, we keep it hidden, and for good reason.
13 No idea where you were going with this one with the “You know what?!” thing.
14 I don’t stammer to girls I really like. Some guys don’t. It’s just a fact of life. Some of us are Smooth Criminals.
15 This…. is BS. Total. Utter. BS. Men borrow money from whoever they choose to borrow money from, as long as it is a confided source. Parents count.
16 Girls are not always a guy’s weakness.
17 Guys…. Open?! Are you KIDDING ME? We are never open. Ever. The reason why? We can’t be open. We’re expected not to be open.
18 Again with the pet mentality…. If a guy feels he’s being tested, you’ll diminish in his eyes, and likely be less faithful towards you.
19 If a guy has problems with you and doesn’t take it up with you personally, sorry, you aren’t in a serious relationship.
20 True, we don’t need advice. However, it is very nice to give us advice if we don’t know what to do.
21 Fairly true on the teasing bit.
22 Varies on case to case.
23 Guys do not always brag about everything, because even the most big and bad man has a sense of humility.
24 True enough with the beautiful thing.
25 True on the personality thing, if he’s looking for a serious relationship.
26 Guys indeed do learn from experience. Not sappy romance novels.
27 No guy I have ever met has had this problem of the whipped/compbumionate line. Therefore, it doesn’t exist.
28 If anything, girls think too much. Not guys.
29 Not all guys think alike, sorry to burst your bubble. We often seek out advice from other men more than women, simply because other men can relate to us more than women.
30 False: Guys HAVE written books about relationships and how to preserve them.
31 Agreed on the straightforward thing. It ****es guys off to no end, especially me, when a girl seems to like him yet doesn’t DO anything about it.
32 If a guy looks unusually calm, it’s because he’s prooobably unusually calm.
33 Probably true, but guys almost never admit that to anyone until they’re actually in a long-term relationship that spans over a year.
34 Men respect people who do what they tell them to do. If he tells you to go away, he probably wants to be alone to think things through.
35 This guide has to be written by a girl, I’m sorry, this is just too way off. Guys ALWAYS deal in absolutes, it is their nature, and how they work. They are focused on action. Saying they do not have a final answer is like saying the sky isn’t blue: It’s false.
36 If a guy starts talking seriously? Listen to the guy. Seriously.
37 Maybe, maybe not. Depends on a case to case basis.
38 Not always true. Guys think it’s cute, and having humility is always a plus for a girl.
39 KerDUUUUH. DING DING DING. WE HAVE A WINNER. Yes, if guys look at girls for a long period of time, they’re likely thinking something.
40 Guys like women that can take care of themselves. Therefore, feebleness is not wanted.
41 Guys really don’t care if girls can punch harder than them. Really.
42 Guys have problems? THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBIVOUS.
43 Agreed: Guys hate snobs.
44 Think of it this way, if a guy applies an entire can of Axe on his body, would you want to be near him? Answer: NO.
45 I’d actually say the ratio of sexes talking about each other is relatively equal.
46 Guys like being led on, because guys like vain hopes for the future. Rejection will happen eventually.
47 Agreed: If you want to reject someone, just DO it.
48 If guys think that girls are overly confusing and strange, it means that they’re not interested in you: You yourself are too strange.
49 Yes, a guy WOULD give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind.
50 Pretty true: Most guys can’t handle all their problems on their own, and they often don’t open up to admit that.
51 Thank you, captain obvious, for saying we’re not all bumholes.
52 Survey says, yes, we do like skinny girls. Anorexia is a turn-off, though.
53 Guys love mammary glands. Therefore, we love it when people talk about mammary glands. No brainer.
54 Agreed: Girls think it’s a lasting things, guys don’t, it ends up horribly.
55 Agreed with shy guys: They are the easiest to talk to, because they’re often starved for attention.
56 Thank you, captian obvious: When a guy hits a girl in the bum, yes, it means he wants her.
57 Everyone likes rubs. Of any sort.
58 Humanity’s nature is to question boundaries. Girls will also test guys limits.
59 This is pretty true, yeah.
Next two: Stupid chain letter BS.
End of complaints.
Don’t ask me why I did this. I felt like posting a giant rambling thing on why this twit girl was wrong in every single way. (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!TUBSWEETIE Posted:
That’s what I’m wondering for mine too. Log in to see images!
Q? (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!scullyangel Posted:
Cause fine upstanding member of societys are busy filling it with their chicken bones.
Why do guns fire bullets? (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
DOLPHINS ARE THE GREATEST ****ING THING TO EVER ****ING EXIST YOU male reproductive organCHOMPERSWhy does this thread still exist? (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!shrtcat Posted:
BECUZ HIS PANTS ARE FILLED WITH POOPY HURR HURR HURRDURRRR
WHY CAN’T WE GIVE PEACE A CHAAAAANCE? (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
Jesus Race!!!Someone’s going to hell for this.
Who wants to take bets? Bets, anyone! Bets! (view post) |
11/22/2008 | |
Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!)I did it as well. (view post) |
11/21/2008 | |
Hai guyz my first virus1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted: (view post) |
11/21/2008 | |
tell me INCREDIBLY DEEP SONGS WITH DEEP LYRICS THAT ARE DEEP AND LIKE POETRY AND ****Try the song “Da Da Da”. (view post) |
11/20/2008 | |
Democrats did 9/119/11 did itself. (view post) |
11/20/2008 | |
Democrats did 9/119/11 did itself. (view post) |
11/20/2008 | |
Democrats did 9/119/11 did itself. (view post) |
11/20/2008 | |
Democrats did 9/119/11 did itself. (view post) |
11/20/2008 |
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