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Threaten To Contact Authorities

Threaten To Contact Authorities

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Cost to Train: 2 Upgrade Points
Attack 75
Cost: Sexiness -8
Refresh: 1 turn
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Attack Phrases

Threaten To Contact Authorities uses various quotes to lower forum users morale.

(This list is in progress - if you see a missing attack phrase, please feel free to add it!)

I might b teh age of consent in _Ireland_, cheErLEadEr-FlIckEr. But I don’t fink the Little Rock police will be very sympathetic to taht arguement, LOL1
Joo know how ytou said my box was the best thing tyhat ever happened to you? Well it turns out you might have been wrong… baceause you’re going to juvie. Foar life.
I’m obviiiiiiii, 100 percent, completely sorry, but you’re full-on totally going to the bastille.
I’m sew full-fledged so gonna cal the United States Lighthouse Board oan you for looking @ my labia
i’m only 15 years old! i’m calling the authorities!

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