Shallow Esophagus

Shallow Esophagus is the enigmatic person who starts you off on the road to pwning forums and being a general nuisance and help amongst the fake internet that is ForumWarz.

His name is a reference to 'Deep Throat,' which was the pseudonym given to Deputy Director of the FBI William Mark Felt, Sr., who was the secret source who leaked information about the involvement of U.S. President Richard Nixon's administration during the first Watergate break-in and subsequent events that came to be known as the Watergate scandal. (Summary taken from Wikipedia.)

May be better known as 'that cool name the robot ninja used in Metal Gear Solid' or 'most GIS'd word of all time.'