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Quoth The Raven

Quoth The Raven

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Cost to Train: 2 Upgrade Points
Attack 175 (Stronger when Ego is low)
Cost: Tears -12
Refresh: 1 turn
In tree: Whine-o
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Attack Phrases

Quoth The Raven uses various quotes to lower forum users morale.

(This list is in progress - if you see a missing attack phrase, please feel free to add it!)

“The degradation which characterizes the state into which you plunge him by punishing him pleases, amuses, and delights him. Deep down he enjoys having gone so far as to deserve being treated in such a way.” — Marquis de Sade
“Remember that pain has this most excellent quality. If prolonged it cannot be severe, and if severe it cannot be prolonged.” — Lucius Annaeus Seneca
“Love your suffering. Do not resist it, do not flee from it. It is your aversion that hurts, nothing else.” — Herman Hesse
“I wonder if any of them can tell from just looking at me that all I am is the sum total of my pain, a raw woundedness so extreme that it might be terminal. It might be terminal velocity, the speed of the sound of a girl falling down to a place from where she can’t be retrieved. What if I am stuck down here for good?” — Elizabeth Wurtzel
“What I really need, what I’m really looking for, is not something I can articulate. It’s nonverbal: I need love. I need the thing that happens when your brain shuts off and your heart turns on. And I know it’s around me somewhere, but I just can’t feel it.” — Elizabeth Wurtzel
“O that this too, too sullied flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew.” — Hamlet
“The greatest evil is physical pain.” — Saint Augustine (ha. what do christians know?)
“Life sucks. And it leaves some mean hickies.” — Bumper Sticker Slogan
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” — Edgar Allan Poe
“When the going gets tough, the tough get a Uzi.” — Axl Rose
“How do we know…that our part of the meaning of the universe might not be a rhythm in sorrow?” — Ernest Becker
“Most people think, ‘Life sucks, and then you die.’ I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can’t move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.” — Denis Leary
“Pain is real when you get other people to believe in it. If no one believes in it but you, your pain is madness or hysteria.” — Naomi Wolf
“Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch’entrate! (Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!” — Dante
“Remember that pain has this most excellent quality. If prolonged it cannot be severe, and if severe it cannot be prolonged.” — Lucius Annaeus Seneca
“Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.” — Eeyore
“Deep unspeakable suffering may well be called a baptism, a regeneration, the initiation into a new state.” — George Eliot
“To perceive is to suffer.” — Aristotle
“Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death.” — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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