Buy Brownie Points
Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Spoilerpedia, our official wiki. Registered players can edit this wiki to offer each other hints and strategies.

You need to be logged in to post on these forums. Log in or Find out more about Forumwarz!

Emo Defensive Build

NOTE: This build was made before Forumwarz 2.

This is a guideline on how to build your EMO like a troll, and help defeat the harder boards that would normally smack an Emo around like Evil Trout does to his ****es. This is bumuming you have a level 10 EMO kid.

This build was created by Bauzer, the first successful defensive Emo build in this site's history.

Upgrade Points

The highest an emo can raise his defense is 17 without losing actual attacks (this is including the X'd out tattoo which raises D by 1 (you can get a Gothic Script Tattoo for +3 Offense at a loss of 1 Defense and get up to 16 defense, if you think you're lacking on offense. It also adds 50 Tears.), and the eyeball piercing which raises it by 5). Bauzer defeated GFoC with 98 smiles with this build, about the same as a decent troll build would without the Defaced Mona Lisa item. Most other boards are extremely easy to defeat using this build.

Starter Pack

Whine-o Level 3

Pain Level 3

Defense Level 8

Egomania Level 4 (Don't max it out, since you need all the points you can put on Defense.)

Tears Level 3 (Tears are cheaper to use than Smileprins. After considerable testing, I realized this was enough to spend more points in Defense.)

Thrift Shopper Level 2

Luck o' the Filthy fine upstanding member of society Level 1

Whine and Pain are mandatory. Defense Lv8 gives you a total of 11 defense, the maximum you can get without sacrifing too many stats. You'll have a few points left after applying the principal stats, spend them on Luck and Frugality to help you to maintain your flezz.

Total Stats

This is what your build should look like after you spend your upgrade points, with the following equipment: Eyeball Piercing, Gothic Script Tattoo, PruneServ and the male reproductive organblaster.

  • Ego 225
  • Tears 208
  • Offense 11
  • Defense 16
  • Luck 2
  • Frugality 3
  • Charisma 3
  • Upkeep 1

Strategy

Use Cut like you would use Fap if you were a Troll, it adds 2 to Defense. Also, you need to get the Gothic Script Tattoo and the Eyeball Piercing. Those items give you a total of 5 Defense, raising your final Defense to 16. When attacking, use Whine About Significant Other and I Have Issues between Ophelia's Bad Poetry and healing. Heal at the maximum damage each forum does (so if a forum hits you for, say, 20, heal when you're at around 20 Ego), and around 100 if you're doing any of the challenge forums (Great Firewall of China, Hall of Faded Fame or Faux News).

If you are doing any of the challenge forums, keep healing until the thread misses you and nail it with a few attacks. Bring enough Smileprins and you will beat it. Bauzer, the creator of the Emo Build, used a total of 98 Smileprin XRs to defeat the Great Firewall of China.


Go Back to the Spoilerpedia Main Page
Buy Official Merchandise!