Battlethreadz ThreadConstructr V3 0 Gamma

Battlethreadz ThreadConstructr v3.0 Gamma is a meta-forum that parodies ForumWarz ForumBuildr v2.0 Beta. The enemies in this thread are all alter-ego's of real ForumWarz players and admins. Here is the listing of all of the enemies and their alter-egos.

These players are all part of the now-defunct ForumBuildr Elite, a special version of Forumbuildr v2.0 Beta where you could submit content for Episode 2.

In Episode three there is a scripted IDC with the Battlethreadz masters.

Joining IDC... just a moment. [you] joined. DJ Banstick: So, I have a suggestion. You know how you arbitrarily bumign that “I’m fabulous person” E-Wang to profiles? DJ Banstick: Well, what if we also arbitrarily banned people for a day? VOMITRON 2015: isnt that what you do anyway? DJ Banstick: Guilty as charged. [you]: Hey, guys. Wicked Bbum: know what I hate? every single one of our players. DJ Banstick: Really? DJ Banstick: Even the loyal ones who’ve given us hundreds of Flezz for this half-bumed game of yours? Wicked Bbum: especially them. [you]: Geez. Habanero bumcrack: I do too, but we still have to finish up Battlethreadz Chapter 3 or else you’re not going to have enough money for Xbox games. Habanero bumcrack: And I hear Battle Raper came out with a “gay” mode that’s sure to be loads of fun. VOMITRON 2015: yeah and how am i supposed to support my fast food addiction??? we need income fast… VOMITRON 2015: im wasting away here!! [you]: Guys? Wicked Bbum: I know. sorry, our books haven’t looked so good ever since that expensive and unsuccessful ad campaign on Club Puffin. Habanero bumcrack: Yeah, whose idea was that, anyway? Marketing to little kids? Wicked Bbum: my bad. I thought it was a CP site. BATHCUTIE: DID SOMEOEN MENTIONED CP???? VOMITRON 2015: settle down BATHCUTIE [you]: Er, guys…? Habanero bumcrack: Man, what a waste of Flezz. Now how am I supposed to support my army of crowdsourcers? Invmulan: Well, you don’t actually pay them anything. Or me, for that matter. Habanero bumcrack: Who said you could talk? Now, back on your knees and pleasure me, slave. Invmulan: Yes…sir. [you]: Harsh. DJ Banstick: The gimp has a point, HB. Habanero bumcrack: I know, but I should still get paid for being clever enough to make them work for free while I criticize them and masturbate. Habanero bumcrack: That deserves something, right? [you]: Damn. I heard you people have contempt for your users, but this is crazy. Wicked Bbum: don’t worry, I’m sure once we push out Chapter 3 like so much impacted stool, the suckers will hand over enough flezz to keep us flush with Xbox games for weeks! VOMITRON 2015: and big macs VOMITRON 2015: dont forget the big macs Habanero bumcrack: Just in case, I’ll ask the Apprentice team to update my resume. [you]: Hah. DJ Banstick: BTW, Bbum, the production server’s giving us another 504 error. Wicked Bbum: who gives a ****? unless you wanna fix it, stop ****ing to me. DJ Banstick: But I have no way of fixing it. DJ Banstick: You’re the only one with access to the server! DJ Banstick has been booted from the channel by Wicked Bbum. Invmulan: A very wise decision, Mr. Bbum. Sir. [you]: Guys, I’m the one who took down your site. Me. Wicked Bbum: so anyway, I was thinking of making a major change to Threadconstructr without thinking it through or testing it at all. what do you think? Habanero bumcrack: That doesn’t sound like such a great plan, WB. Wicked Bbum: yeah, well, I already pushed it through this morning. Habanero bumcrack: Ah, I don’t play this game anyway. Who cares. [you]: Hello? Wicked Bbum: cool, what’s next on the agenda? Xbox? Invmulan: Yes, please. Habanero bumcrack: I really think we need to talk about finances some more. Invmulan: Why, what are you saving up for? Out of lube already? Invmulan: ...sir? [you]: Can you bumholes even hear me? Habanero bumcrack: It’s not so much money. It’s time! There’s never enough time for anything. Habanero bumcrack: I was thinking, though: If I could just hire a couple Apprentices to wipe my bum for me, it’d free up a lot of my resources. VOMITRON 2015: i dont think its the bumwiping thats taking you so long in the bathroom Wicked Bbum: well is there anything we’re not charging the players to do? because if so, we should start charging for it. VOMITRON 2015: maybe logging in? one cookie point per login? Wicked Bbum: hmm. I dunno. the login session can last for weeks. [you]: Well, the constant 504s will just log them out automatically. Wicked Bbum: brilliant idea, Banstick. [you]: I’m not Banstick. I’m the person who just took down your site. Wicked Bbum: in fact, this idea is so great I’m going to treat myself to six more Xbox games! Wicked Bbum: man, I wish my Xbox had a woman's genitals. BATHCUTIE: I AM DRNUK BATHCUTIE: ANY UNDERANGE PEPELE WHO WLL GO ION CAM WITHM E BATHCUTIE: I WIKLLN BANN OPEPPLE IF YUO DO KINKNY THIGSNS WHIEL I WACTH Habanero bumcrack: LOL, he thinks he still has mod powers. [you]: Jesus Christ. I pwned your site, you idiots. VOMITRON 2015: OH ****!!!!! Wicked Bbum: what? Invmulan: What is it? VOMITRON 2015: i just found out the mcdonalds closest to me is closing down!!!! what am i gonna do??? [you]: Guys. Wicked Bbum: I dunno, maybe there’s a drive-thru nearby? VOMITRON 2015: pssht we all know i sold my car for scrap years ago so i could afford more big macs [you]: GUYS! Habanero bumcrack: Damn, dude. Wish I could help. Habanero bumcrack: You know I’ve got the Apprentices doing all the chewing and digesting for me nowadays. [you]: LISTEN THE **** UP, YOU fabulous personS! Wicked Bbum: ... Invmulan: ... Habanero bumcrack: ... VOMITRON 2015: BIG MAC! Invmulan: Who the **** is that? [you]: Shut up for a second and I’ll explain. Wicked Bbum: Jimmeh? is that you, Jimmeh? VOMITRON 2015: we all know jimmeh is just a figment of your imagination Wicked Bbum Habanero bumcrack: Yeah. Like your girlfriend. [you]: Listen. I hate to interrupt, but I just took down your site. I think you should be concerned. Wicked Bbum: you mean the 504 errors? [you]: Yeah. Wicked Bbum: meh. I’ll just post on Twatter that the db corrupted again. that should buy me a couple days of downtime. [you]: But…don’t you just have to restart your web proxy or something? Wicked Bbum: maybe at some point. but right now I’ve got an Xbox achievement to unlock: ****ing it. Habanero bumcrack: You know, if they gave Wicked Bbum Xbox achievements for keeping the site up, it’d probably be a lot more reliable. Invmulan: I could write a script to fix it automatically, but Bbum considers that “cheating.” [you]: ****ing hell. Doesn’t it at least bother you that you have some random person reading your IDC logs? Habanero bumcrack: I guess that’s kind of a breach of security. Then again, we’ve never been the most high-security site. Habanero bumcrack: Say, you wanna buy a bunch of email addresses? Cheap! [you]: No thanks. Listen, while I’m here, I have a question. I’m looking for this Nordstrom guy. From the FBO. Any idea where I could find him? Wicked Bbum: who? VOMITRON 2015: no idea Invmulan: Have you checked the FBO forums? [you]: Hah. I knew one of you wasn’t a complete moron. Thanks! Invmulan: No problem. [you]: Wow, I can’t believe it never occurred to me to try that. Go figure. Wicked Bbum: aw man, we could’ve charged him a Cookie Point for that info! Wicked Bbum: new idea: each new bookmark costs a Cookie Point. brilliant. BATHCUTIE: I JUTST THROEWED UP ON MYLSLEF [you]: Thanks for the freebie. You might wanna look into that “504” thing. Wicked Bbum: and you might wanna look into that “shut the **** up” thing. VOMITRON 2015: so should we talk about this weeks supremacy theme? Habanero bumcrack: Ugh. “Gaming.” Habanero bumcrack: That’s my cue to leave, see ya! Habanero bumcrack left. Wicked Bbum: sorry, it’s Xbox time. *ungh ungh ungh* Invmulan: Doesn’t your girlfriend ever get jealous of the Xbox? Wicked Bbum: nah. ever since Facebook Mark “hacked into” her panties, it’s been kind of an open relationship. Wicked Bbum: see you guys later. Wicked Bbum left. [you]: Okay. Later, douchebags. VOMITRON 2015: fine i should go anyway. my magic the gathering club is meeting at wendys tonight and ive got to get a good table!! VOMITRON 2015 left. Invmulan: I love ****ty games. Count me in. Invmulan left. BATHCUTIE: OH GOD I CNA HEAR MY PARNENTS FCUKING AGIAN G22G BATHCUTIE left. Kareem_Radiata joined. Kareem_Radiata: Hey guys, I haven’t lurked much lately, sorry for that, but I heard Vomitron is dead. Is it true? [you]: Bye…and good luck.