crithit4999

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Bio:

I multitask each day by jerking off and fingering my bumhole at the same time, all the while administering oral sex to strap-on dildo that's nailed to a wall.

Location:

male reproductive organsuck

Interests:

Banging your mom until my nuts are sore from whacking her womanly taint over and over and over and over and over and over again. I like to blow some of my load on your dad's face while he sits there and watches with his limp-male reproductive organ bum.

Occupation:

Ex-internet celebrity.

crithit4999 loves the following website(s):

  • goatse.cx
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
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Class: Troll
Level: 10
Cred: 421981
Buildr Score: 1
Job Points: 0

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Total Medals: 3

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Vince Russo wrote this on 04/12/2008 2:23PM:

you cant pop your own cherry.

Hence I have saved you from a life of self-fulfilled misery. I am your saviour.

I pwnd your STALL CHERRY.

I PWND IT HARD.

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crithit4999 wrote this on 04/11/2008 1:57AM:

I AM WRITING ON MY OWN STALL **** YOU I CAN DO IT

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