Anal Tears of a Clown
This player created (and starred in) one of Slappy Scrunt’s clown porn videos.
This player completed Episode 3 with a chaotic/good alignment.
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
This player put up with Great Aunt Geraldine for a full month.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Level Cap
This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.