Bastage [Eight Vibrating Dildoes]

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Bio:

GUESS MY GENDER AND WIN A BJ


~~~~justin timberlake is my boo~~~~~

Location:

bath n body works cinnamon sensations, lol~! hawt ;)

Interests:

male reproductive organS, male reproductive organES, WANGS, DONGS, PECKERS, JOHNSONS, MEATWHISTLES, SKIN FLUTES, SCHLONGS, BONERS, WILLIES, MEMBERS, WEINERS, WEE-WEES, RODS, SHAFTS, MAN MEAT, fashion design, MOAN MAKERS, ONE-EYED TROUSER SNAKES, YOGURT-CANNONS, ERECTIONS

Occupation:

male reproductive organS, MONKIES, PORK SABERS, NETHER-RODS, PERISCOPES, PLEASURE PISTOLS, PORN PIPES, PETERS

Bastage loves the following website(s):

  • lemonparty.org
  • Something Awful
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Camwhore
Level: 28
Cred: 14498179
Buildr Score: 9
Job Points: 40

Flamebate Statistics (View all of Bastage's posts)
Posts made: 45
Threads started: 12

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 5

INCIT wins (View all of Bastage's wins)
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Bastage's Stall
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Bastage wrote this on 03/31/2009 12:52AM:

ew.
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Strychnine wrote this on 12/23/2008 3:21PM:

i know what color your panties are 24/7.

because i am in your woman's genitals.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.
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fine upstanding member of society wrote this on 11/16/2008 5:31PM:

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society
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HxC Waffle wrote this on 11/10/2008 8:35PM:

Log in to see images!

That fine upstanding member of society lynching last night was MAD SEXY
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Bastage wrote this on 10/22/2008 5:08AM:

HEY SEXYFACE
E-Peen™
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